dofu

it really is quite bad for your military to have an image of itself as a warrior class. what you really want is for your soldiers to think of themselves as boring professionals who will fill out a report form if someone gets a little too warrior ethos out there

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

new mychart message! aw damn....doc says my reality and existence lab work was wayyy off so she's referring me to an Ontologist

Naked little freak

No I genuinely don't think there's any better wording of the last part

you’re trying? that’s what matters and yes, it really does matter

The idea that only women can give birth is a misconception. Men can give birth too and that's a mrconception