him: so i was talking to someone about fanfiction the other day
him: and all i knew was like, snippets from what you’ve told me
him: i was like a kid on a pirate ship
him: like, “that’s a mast! i’ve heard of sails! i know what shipping is”
him: and the thing with eggs
him: isn’t there a thing in fanfiction with eggs?
him: isn’t there a thing in fanfiction where people grow from eggs?
me: i mean, trolls grow from eggs? in homestuck. i may have mentioned that? but that’s canon-specific, not a fanfiction genre or trope or whatever
him: there’s not fanfiction about egg people?
me: not…not that i know of????
me: i can’t stop thinking over the egg thing
me: the egg - what you said about fanfiction and egg people
me: i can’t think of what we talked about that made you think that there was a fic genre where humans grow from eggs
him: oh! right. i could have sworn you said something about guys putting eggs in other guys
me: OH MY GOD. are you talking about oviposition????
him: is that when guys have eggs in them?
me: how did this even come up? who were you even talking to?
him: this girl i work with and i were talking about deep space nine and she was talking about shipping these two guys
him: and i wanted to be all hip and show i knew what she was talking about so i was like “do you know about the eggs”
me: that’s like — a niche fetish thing!!! you asked her if she was into male pregnancy porn?????
him: isn’t that - isn’t that what slash is?
him: i guess i learn something new every day
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