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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

flagellant

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

coffee-or-hot-cocoa

i need all the help i can get for finals

finnglas

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.

So you know.

This might be the real one, y’all.

avhira

I could use some luck

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rocketmermaid

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

hussainthemvp

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean.

thedreadpiratematt

sugluvgalaxy

Me who has yams and a sundress on today

Me who also likes seeing yams in sundresses

headspace-hotel

Never have I heard a voice so earnest, so magnificent...10/10 an absolute experience

callmebliss-got-swamped

Where is this man’s Oscar he earned it

mightier

vermillion I’ve had the Launch trailer on loop for thirteen hours straight.

ms-andry

Poor Unfortunate Souls in a major key is cursed

linadoonofficial

I feel both cursed and blessed after watching this

alpha--maia

I cringed the whole time watching this

This is so unholy

heavensarcher

this has the vibe of capitalists trying to convince us they’ve been doing nothing but good things for society. Just Jeff Bezos at the piano explaining he’s actually very good for the economy and needs more money.

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prokopetz

Yes, yes, “blood for the blood god” and all, but when you think about it, why would the blood god want blood?

I mean, they’re the blood god.

Presumably they already have blood.

You’re giving them the one thing that by definition they already have in great supply.

changeitagain

I don’t think you end up the blood god by saying “yeah, that seems like a reasonable amount of blood.”

sweetiepie08

Mandalorians: He is the Mand’alor

Din: No you don’t understand. I never set out to be Mand’alor. I only wanted to save my child from Moff Gideon.

Mandalorians: He took on one of most dangerous Imperials in single combat to protect his family! Praise the Mand’alor!

Din: Wait, let me explain. The child was a foundling under my care...

Mandalorians: He treats the foundling as his own flesh and blood! All praise!

Din: No! listen! He was threatening my Child with the darksaber, so I took out my pure beskar spear...

Mandalorians: *shaking* This is the most mandalorian thing we’ve ever fucking heard...

oliver-do-the-twist

bludragongal

The Internet seemed to really like the previews I posted of NYC bullying Spider-Man, so here is that episode in its entirety. Enjoy!

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

LISTEN TO HER ADVICE PETER SHE WORRIES ;-;

nanbaka-82

“Spidey should drink more respecc women juice”

bludragongal

little-miss-rasputin-pageant

synthbutch-deactivated20210226

pocket-stars

maddiesharafian

A Blacksmith’s Dream

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blueskittlesart

Azula always lies.

saw this post by @heavenly-dusk and kinda went insane thinking abt it so i drew it, i hope you don’t mind!

justintaco

“‘My friend plays the recorder better,’ HEY, FUCK your friend” *Doots aggressively*

nogf

changan-moon

How to see whether a Chinese handmade teapot is well done or not - quality of the spout is an important standard.

cr: 承启建水紫陶

amemait

that last teapot is like witnessing an eternal and important truth

ms-demeanor

I just watched this with the sound on and i really recommend it because the utter silence of the last teapot is both perfectly predictable and totally remarkable.

callmebliss

Me: *watches this*

Me: *watches again with the sound on*

Youngest Spawn: What is this? *cranes head to see*

Me: Teapots, being rated by-

YS: Oh! By their Laminar Flow?

Me: Uh. What is Laminar Flow?

YS: It’s how smooth and unchanging is the movement of a fluid.

Me: Oh! Yes, it is that.

YS: It IS! That’s so cool!

Me: Wait, fully, what is Laminar Flow?

YS: It is the smoothness and unchanging movement of a fluid. The common misconception is that it’s a question of how round it is, but really it is how consistent it is. Like, you know how when you turn the sink on and the water flows evenly and clear? Laminar Flow. But then you turn it up all the way and there’s bubbles and it’s white and frothy and loud? That’s Turbulent Flow.

Me: Wow. COOL!

YS: I know, right?

mankillercalledbunny

I want to watch whatever YouTube channel your kid has been watching

alex-fa-ch

...what

alex-fa-ch

This is already going wild places Im-

alex-fa-ch

TO SOMEONE ON CHEMO TH0UGH??

alex-fa-ch

What must their home life be like. Like if these are their power games. What goes on behind closed doors. What the fuck.

alex-fa-ch

You know who I feel bad for? THE FRIENDS.

Like imagine you know this couple and they're kinda weird but hey you're friends and it ain't like you aren't weird yourself.

And then one day one of them shows up as an elf. And the other one, naruto. And it's INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS that they're playing some sort of mind game or power game with each other.

Like. If these friends didn't just be like "actually I have to go home right now bye" then they’re better people than I.

alex-fa-ch

Okay okay my god okay okay

First NOW it's spiraling? Now, buddy? You think it's getting out of hand NOW????

Second, break up or act like adults. Sorry, you're both in your 20s? You two need to sit down and have a conversation about this, and moreso about your communication problems. And the mind games clearly being played here.

Doing what she's doing is going to solve what, exactly? This IS petty and ultimately causing more problems than it's solving. To say nothing of what might be going on with her.

Tbh, no. It isn't salvageable. Good luck OP.

augustdementhe

Oh my goodness, there was MORE.

Throw the whole relationship away, fuckssakes...

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sweaterfemme-deactivated2025081

i feel like we dont talk enough about how two of the most decorated female hockey players ever, one a former captain for team canada and the other for the usa, fell in love and had a baby together

sweaterfemme-deactivated2025081

small gay sports baby

hotcommunist-deactivated2019032

positive-lesbian-vibes

Ok but where is my cheesey lesbian rom-com about them falling in love while playing against each other

johannas-motivational-insults

Okay but the funniest part is this has happened multiple times. There are three instances of former Canadian and American national team players who have gotten married:

-Caroline Ouellette and Julie Chu (both former captains)

-Gillian Apps (former alternate captain) and Meghan Duggan (former captain)

-Jayna Hefford (former alternate captain) and Kathleen Kauth

Seriously it’s like tradition at this point. I’m sure there’s a betting pool on who’s going to get married next. God I love the rival lesbian jocks trope.

blazingspirit

In case y’all didn’t click that link I need to make sure you see the headline.

thefactsofthematter

Caroline and Julie have since had another baby!

reallyawesomecostumes

contemplatingchicken

@mihrsuri look! a baby!

… look, TWO babies!

dankmemeuniversity

xelayxes

@matzahball

dracophile

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

hamptercatapult

great poast every one👍

shirecorn

I have drawn him.... The High Geologist

syberfire117

Can’t believe he’s ace

shirecorn

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

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