Fencing, fighting, torture, true love, miracles...

this dipshit kid @ the lair improvement store is telling me they dont carry Dark Harbinger Blue but i literally scryed it online like do not tempt my wrath right now

So you turned him into a skeleton archer, right?

So I turned him into a skeleton archer.

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn’t produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven’t patched that yet but you can download a mod

Sucks that "sleeping together" refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.

@ my mutuals who are struggling to love themselves right now or just in general. I love you and I’m proud of you. You’ll get there. You’re worth it.

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