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A bop

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hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this
the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.
FOUND IT
Oh this is only the first image in the Eschatron 9000 Series
and the finale, because of the Tumblr image limit
thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected
I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask “hey i think i saw a weird image once” and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like “oh yeah that’s the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop series” and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images you’ve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema
I dont think thats the whole photoset…. I found one more
But from what i can gather thats Crystal Thierry, also known as page73girl. Who seems to have been a model for the now defunct biggestletdown.com…
But i have no idea when the eschatron 9000 pictures were made or for that matter the original photos that were used to make it
this is far more than “random person in 2005ish creates surreal visual narrative” - let’s go deeper down the rabbit hole, shall we?
to Immanentize the Eschaton means to bring about utopian conditions and create heaven on Earth
the phrase is first cited in the Discordian religious text, Principia Discordia (1963), for whom Discord (aka Eris) is goddess:
the first line of Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea’s 1975 The Illuminatus! trilogy: “It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton.”
in Frederik Pohl’s The Eschaton Sequence (1997 - 1999), the human race is caught up in a galactic war between two alien races attempting to immanentize the eschaton
in Ken Macleod's The Stone Canal (1997), one of the chapters is “Another crack at Immanentising the Eschaton”
Crystal Thierry’s (aka the modern Discordia / Eris) narrative lives in esteemed company
here’s what the warning in the image says btw because i wanted to read it but it was too blurry so i had to spend several minutes hunting for a version with better resolution, so I’m posting it here so nobody else has to make that same journey
“DO NOT OPERATE THE ESCHATRON 9000 UNLESS YOU’RE REALLY, REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT DESTROYING THE WORLD”
also just noticed the labels on the dials on the left side of the device’s control panel:
“MAYHEM” and “DESTRUCTION” are both turned all the way up
As they should be. Can’t make paradise without scrambling a few universes.
Official ominous sign(s)
You definitely don’t get content like this on other webbed sites and apps
A new method for bypassing face scan age verifications.
Real-time interactive 3D human avatar with face tracking, blinking, and jaw animation. Built by PrivacyPuppet.
Interactive 3D avatar viewer with real-time head tracking, jaw animation, and idle breathing. Built with Next.js, React Three Fiber, and Thr
This should work on any web browser.
Use your mouse to control the head angle. Press M to toggle mouth open/close.
Don't forget to press I in order to hide your cursor and the surrounding UI elements.
It may or may not work on all sites, but worth a try.
Stay safe.
(That's an uppercase i to hide the UI, not a lower case L)
"civilians" in white countries: ex-military, military contractors, weapons manufacturers, fascist vigilantes, active duty military
"legitimate targets" in nonwhite countries: children in elementary school

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But was he wrong sister?
has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?
I have to assume it's just a highly elaborate marketing campaign by those three companies.
In fact, I'd be curious to know if Arby's, Long John Silver's, and Panda Express were owned by the same parent company. 🤔 That'd be a massive hint to me.
I could look it up, but I'm very sleepy right now.
I've had a bad day and would like to remind u that these photos of the lotr cast t-posing exist because it always makes me feel better:
Don't forget this one of Frodo giving side eye like a diva:
And this one of Sam always makes me giggle:
And Saruman giving bat wings:
And these guys:
You're welcome <3
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op i hope you know about the guy on r/kitchenconfidential
edit 3/13 (happy friday the 13th),

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you don't understand the only way to keep children safe is to isolate them from everyone except the people who are statistically most likely to abuse them
oh here u go
Network (1976, written by Paddy Chayefsky and directed by Sidney Lumet)

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You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags
do u like mine
Oh wow.
Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know
How it feels when people recommend revolutionary girl utena to others as a swordfighting lesbian anime while not mentioning what happens to anthy in the series