is the sentence from a novel?

It is not from a novel

is it a tumblr quote?

It is not a Tumblr quote

Is it a sentence you or an acquaintance came up with in private?

Is it something from any of the fandoms? If yes is it a popular phrase?

No, yes, and no

is it from the text of a piece of media rather than a fan work or fandom concept?

Is it a Tolkien quote?

It is a Tolkien quote :)

Is it from one of Tolkien's short stories?

It is from one of the short stories :)

Is it from Leaf by Niggle?

It is from Leaf By Niggle :) :)

Is it "Things might have been different, but they could not have been better."?

“stop traumadumping to your friends tell this to your therapist” my god they paywalled human connection

If you want to actually fix your sleep schedule you need to consistently go to bed half an hour earlier than the night before AND either keep your wake up time the same OR consistently wake up half an hour earlier as well, until you are sleeping at the times you actually want to be asleep at. This is of course, very difficult to do but does actually work.

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

A llama? He’s supposed to be DEAD!

I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.

Alan Turing and Ada of Lovelace did not invent computer science for the girls and the gays to claim they can't do math

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)