This man has a legitimately good chance of being British PM one day.

i think there is no greater gap between how tumblr engages with something and how the rest of the world engages with something than steven universe

imagine you're a grown adult with a job and you're going about your day and you log onto a social media site and discover there is a vast legion of teenagers who view Spongebob Squarepants as irredeemably monstrous media, who start violent and explosive conflicts over how people characterize sandy cheeks, who treat this fairly harmless kid's show from your childhood as the fulcrum of a moral panic that they make multi hour long video essays about

my cousin has a rose quartz tattoo because she likes the character. in some parts of tumblr this would be a paragraph in a callout post

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

Environmental activism works!!! If they tell you its hopeless they're lying and/or selling some shit!!!

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we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

remember to think about dragons today

"are you gonna take those pills the rest of your life?" you mean my molecules? why surely you wouldn't deprive me of my molecules. they are shaped exactly just so, you see. my molecules

do you know how hard someone had to work to make my molecules into their molecule shapes??

they invented a new shape of molecule just for me and you want me to what, not absorb it???

reblog to remind somebody about their molecules

people who shape molecules at their jobs found this post and they're in the notes being happy to be appreciated. go take your fucking molecules