#1 eve apologist !

so who’s ready for loser queer summer

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

all time tumblr moment for me was when Overwatch was relevant and i made a post like “idc about team balance i opened the Junkrat game to play Junkrat” and someone was very seriously like “it’s people like you who got Trump elected”.

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

The time will pass anyway

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

I’ll allow it.

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

Perfection.

@anotherspecter

Fresh combat

It got better since I last saw it

the party embarks upon a laser quest

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

to whom am I squeaking