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PARANORMASIGHT: The Seven Mysteries of Honjo Xeen / Square Enix
okay, everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, everyone who presses the blue button dies if the blue button count is below 50%, and everyone survives if the majority press the blue button
which button do you press
Red 🔴
Blue 🔵
aaaaand, new scenario:
A third button has been added. everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, but if a majority press the red button, everyone else dies. If a majority of people press the blue button, everyone survives—except for anyone who presses the green button. Everyone who presses the green button gets a crisp 1 dollar bill
which button do you press
red 🔴
blue 🔵
green 🟢
I don't want people who voted green to die, but I had to choose blue again, since we're not told what happens if majority votes green. The first one said that everyone survives if the majority votes blue, but the second poll doesn't say the same thing about green. I'm forced to assume that this question is being asked by a evil trickster deity that is maliciously hiding the information of what happens if the majority votes green.
Knew it
i never said that
pikmin brainworms
okuyasu and the blue pikmin are NOT lame they are MOE!!!!! Also, side note: I know that the first game released about 2 years after diu took place so there would be no flying or purple pikmin at that time but let me be silly ok thank you
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formative years? aren’t they all?
show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse
Images that go hard as fuck
“Swimming in Crimson” - Two boys contrast against the surreal red of Lake Retba, a natural marvel in Senegal known for its vivid hue.
multiple people have said being warned about inconvenient side effects helps dissuade them from starting substances, so here's a longer list.
if you're smoking it, you are going to be coughing a lot. you are going to be breathless a lot. your breath and smell are gonna be real bad.
if you're going to be snorting it. do you want to have a permanent sniffy nose? this is how you get a permanent sniffy nose.
if you're injecting it. you will develop weird painful spots and also itchiness.
in general: you are gonna be so tired and you will feel so evil and your sleep will not be normal and you will be pooping way too much or way too little and it will also stink and you will have really bad headaches. and your memory will get worse.
with alcohol - you will unlock evil nausea and grogginess and also you will have crazy dreams and general brain fog
with opiates - do you want to be itchy forever. this is how you be itchy forever.
with psychedelics - basically you will never feel hungry or tired again and no matter how much fun you think it is it is actually hell on earth to not be able to reset your body and you desperately need a reset and you have misplaced the button for reset.
with meth and the associated family -- You will feel your heart in places your heart should not be and also this never goes away
also not fun: spending money on things you cannot afford. and the slow realisation that you promised to never lose control. and then you did.
"i already experience these" Great. It gets worse. It gets so much worse.
"well I can't be addicted to stimulants because I have ADHD / opiates because I have chronic pain" I need you to know. This is a lie. The primary difference on why people experience withdrawals is the strength of the dosage. Also ignores the amount of disabled people who ended up addicted because they could not find their medication otherwise.
this post was written by an addict and if you're going to be weird about addiction do us both a favour and don't interact with me
🚨 Surviving the surgery means nothing if she dies in the ICU.
My mother survived a high-risk surgery, but she is still in the ICU fighting for her life. The surgery was only half the battle we cannot afford the daily medication keeping her alive.
The Goal: We urgently need $465 for this week's ICU care.
The Crisis: We only raised $35. The donations have completely frozen.
The price of a single cup of coffee could buy my mother's next breath. Please don't let everything she survived be in vain.
If you can’t donate $1 or $5, you MUST REBLOG this immediately. Your reblog is what keeps her alive.
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🚨 48 hours left. Only $200 away.
The clock is ticking and my mother is still fighting in the ICU. We just need 8 people to donate $25 to secure her medications before time runs out please be one of the 8 or REBLOG this exact second to save her life.
Just received $20! Down to $180—only 7 people donating $25 can finish this. Please donate now or reblog immediately, every second counts!

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From 3 years ago, first time posting it here, I know some ppl will enjoy it
i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)
fat butch is genuinely the staple . when u say butch i think of a fat butch and it hasn't crossed my mind that this is a new thought for some people
they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry
they carried a generation
[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-
DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE
reblog to ruin a law student’s life
oh hello you’ve returned to us
Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

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btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here
please look at the name of this drink i saw at a boba place the other day