Posts To Show My BF

Witch: And that is?

You know, given how C. lupus, C. lupus familiaris, and C. latrans can all create perfectly viable hybrids, and that the proto-dogs that domestic dogs descended from much more resembled coyotes than wolves, it's not really a surprise that some yotes are experimenting with domestication.

Goddamn that lady must be fucking shredded to be able to chase down a coyote through a swamp.

"Don't let wild animals into your house, you are not going to make Dogs 2.0, you're going to get injured and the animal killed." is probably obvious enough advice that I don't need to put it in the tags as a reminder.

...I know more than four people on this site that have poisoned themselves trying out 'foraging guides' they found online, two people IRL who tried to keep raccoons at pets, and have a family member who got hospitalized for Cat Scratch Fever after grabbing a feral cat bare-handed. This is apparently, not obvious enough.

Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.

But now I’m just like.

Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.

Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?

Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.

That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.

“go bad”, it just gets eaten

by something else first

Friesian Task - Its almost understandable why you're doing the bad thing, but in the end it's still a bad thing.

Weskerian Task - Listen to your intrusive thoughts. Listen to your intrusive thoughts. Listen to your intrusive thoughts.

Valentinian Task - ...what the actual fuck is wrong with you?

Banean Task - You think that being stronger than the problem will solve it. You are wrong.

Karloian Task - Identity Theft. That's the task.

Isleyan Task - You're secretly right about the one problem but you're still causing other problems.

Jonesian Task - Hit it with a rock.

Cranean Task - Sure, you'll do it, but you'll freak everybody out on purpose while doing it.

Tetchian Task - You're an incel.

Dentian Task - You act like you can't figure out what to do even though the morality of the issue couldn't be clearer, so you make a decision at random and then act like your hands are tied.

Quinzellian Task (oh boy) - Yes, you're well aware its a terrible mistake, but you can fix it! (No, you can't fix it.)

Cobblepotian Task - Doesn't matter what the task is, you've got this really cool gadget and you're gonna use it as much as you can!

Kylean Task - Maybe you can sexy your way out of this.

Nygmayan Task - You are only doing this for the sake of your own personal ego. You are probably going to fail at doing this because of your own personal ego.

#food coma from a pint or two

#they go for countryside humans because their blood is “less polluted” only to find out their blood is full of pesticides

#saw the pizza and caption before the explanation at the top so at first i thought the joke was that the woman ate a shit ton of garlic bread

#vampire’s cardiologist insists they have to cut back on salt #vampire resentfully installs instagram and subsists on influencers who shill unhealthily restrictive diets

#wonder if the microplastics theyre getting from her are combining with the coal and lead poisoning #they got from drinking blood from the industrial revolution to present day

#me shoveling down iron pills for my vampire significant other so they can always have a lil snack

#atm my doctor says i produce too much blood #so i think a vampire would be passed out like they had a thanksgiving meal probably

#it makes a certain kind of sense yeah #pellagra was super common in the US in the early 20th century for instance

anyway, so since water is essentially made up of a gazillion little hexagons, it tends to gather into larger hexagons as it shapes together. this is not visible unless the water is in a solid form, aka ice. when the water is split, it tends to crack around the established hexagons. that bottle rocket exploded in the PERFECT place to show this phenomenon and its geeking me out.