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i want to do things because i like to do them

i want to have fun

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up

*walks up to a group of children playing raptor* you wouldn't want to be chased by raptors in real life, i say smugly with my vast knowledge as an Adult.

a character who truly, legitimately goes “but why does that matter?” about their feelings when someone who cares about them asks. and the sudden falling of everyone around them’s faces as they realize that this person doesn’t recognize themself as someone who needs or should be taken care of. i want Everyone to hurt. surprise at the idea, worry for them, horror at not having noticed. do you see this person who doesn’t think of themselves as a person?

i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

HE.  There exists a singular subject in that sentence and squidward is not NB.  We are shit-posters but we should try to have standards, damnit!

first of all youre a shit poster im a good poster second squidward isnt the only one underwater on spongebob dumbass

not to mention squidward is nonbinary

limited edition, i might add

it's not very good mac n cheese actually

Star Trek has spent sixty years queerbaiting the same two dudes and I for one will never get tired of it

I’m not sure why there’s a revisionism around “T4T” always meaning gay relationships or specifically tw4tw. I’ve been around awhile and a decade and a half ago there were straight people seeking t4t relationships, transmascs that date any trans person, exclusive trans lesbians. It actually does encompass all trans people.