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Ugh they are always doing this

Little freaks

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auckie

When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING

Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.

auckie

The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesn’t exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.

innerchildabortionclinic

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

needsmoreexplosions

Since Google is useless now I propose the new phrase "Wikipedia is free" when someone tries to derail a post they know jack shit about

bedpsyching

Things I hate: fan made pokemon gender differences

butterbeanchu

YO THESE ARE FUCKING HALARIOUS

Like fan made stuff goes all out but in reality Pokemon gender differences are the most mundane shit

Only goes gen 1-4 tho

aberrantemotion

Yea thats how animals work

bacony-cakes

they fuckin gave charizard nidoqueen tits

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Pokemon Heritage Post

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ABSOLUTELY CATACLYSMIC WRONG BLOG MOMENT. WORST MOMENT OF MY CAREER.

@apocrypals

i think we need copyright reform. currently most works are protected by copyright for the life of the author plus 70 years. here are my two proposals.

18 years. this is enough time for the work to grow to adulthood and begin to care for itself

life of the author + zero years. i like this one because it encourages you to kill people

overchromatic

link doodles

synthetic-ultramarine

don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels

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if i didnt know who these characters were i’d say its a french indie gay romantic drama that is playing a little too heavily with color symbolism

wellwaterhysteria

i think about this post like. once a week. and i mean that.

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identifying-planes-in-posts

Boeing 737-800

asteroidtroglodyte

Hazy nostalgic flashback montage but instead of a dead wife it’s a defunct kebab shop

asteroidtroglodyte

Quick shout out to the place that inspired this post, an excellent Chinese Restaurant run entirely by a single family of 1st generation immigrants from Hunan, where My Father used to take me and My Brother after we’d go to the beach, which closed permanently the year my son was born

asteroidtroglodyte

HAZY NOSTALGIC FLASHBACK INTENSIFIES

Time, she is, how do you say, Relentless, no?

muse-meter

I know this is about missing places. And I do, I miss the restaurants my mother used to cook at. She was a chef. I don't miss any particular recipes per-say, but I miss cooking with her, and I miss being able to call her to ask how to cook. I wish every cook and chef had a cookbook that they could publish for free at the local library when their restaurant closed down, or they moved on to the next job. Someone would sit down and help them write it so the average person could read well enough to at least get close. Because so much knowledge for the working chef is "remove when done" or "add enough" due to the knowledge being stored in their bones.

pseudomantis

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

toskarinarchive

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

magi-magi-tamamoland-chan

the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!

gemthegerm

happy 4th of july to this image the official boston fire department made and posted to twitter like 3 years ago. i will not let it die.

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Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

sparrowthemormon

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

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chongoblog

The Steven Universe fandom might be “cringe” and “bad” but imagine a fandom so bad that a bunch of fandom members had ran a scheme to say “if you pay us money, your blorbo will know you’re valid” and the fandom permanently split over a 95 paragraph callout post of these people.

chongoblog

I cant do the story justice myself. Google “The Protestant Reformation” for more details, I hear a few people have done deep dives

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