too gay to think straight

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

lets all kill ourselves

i'm not joking when i say ilya admitting to shane that he looked up compatible was one of the bravest things ever. shane also asking for ilya's room number was so brave too. i love them

you don’t have to write something good. you just have to write something unhinged enough to edit later

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

genuinely what is the alternative here

also i cropped the image but the thing they were using as an example was the nut allergy in Hereditary

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

sometimes you do forget that the general population doesn't necessarily find a guy cumming prematurely in his pants hot

im currently completely losing it about the great stalacpipe organ. are you fucking kidding me they made an organ out of a CAVE???? IT TAKES UP THREE ACRES??? i legit am about to lose it