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The only difference, technically, between a school in the Zone? And on Earth? Is the American government won't recognize your Zone diploma...
Not accredited. But like..... I'm JUST SAYING? If you didn't try to pass your school off as some Big Ivy League type? Pulled the "oh yeah, you'd never have heard of it, it's local." And the COMPUTERS say it's legit?
How many people will dig deeper?
If you legitimately have the knowledge, you legitimately have the knowledge. Not YOUR fault you left out the whole "extra-dimensional" part. It makes folk nervous! And nervous folks get stabby.
So like? If you were ALREADY planning to "Move" as you euphemistically put it? Talked it over with your VERY concerned folks and friends? Who do NOT like the look of the steady but concerning rise of Anti-Ghost Powers That Be? Who finally put their foot down and reminded you that you are a TEENAGER and it's NOT your responsibility to fix the world?
Well...
Fuck those guys, I guess. You'll miss the old house, but Team "Taking our ball and going literally anywhere else" makes some good points. Why ARE you putting up with this?
And honestly, you've never SEEN your dad have so much fun. Him and the Reality Realtor just sorta... Vibe. Himbo to Himbo communications. Smatters of advanced physics. Fudge. It's great.
They move the portal. Collapse the old one in a way that makes it impossible to recover or recreate. You... kinda don't want to ask. They had that "mad scientist glint" in their eyes.
And while everyone's checking out brochures to different realities? You? Head off to the nearest College. It's the Zone, so technically you could go to any of endless billions. But you'd like your education some time this century.
Cue! Danny Fenton! Entering?
Academia's wet dream. A sprawling CITY of a college. Where the classes are on EVERYTHING and the price is FREE. People have Obsessions okay?? They NEED to teach. Debate and discuss! Study! Right papers and read them! It's been going on a while! And what happens when you find a subject that's NOT covered?
YOU COVER IT!
It's like if New York was a College. Good fucking luck find the dorms. Sleep on the floor like the rest of us, you casual.
Danny was Not Prepared ™.
He loves it though.
Classes on aeronautics next making the perfect sandwich, shoved next to historical basketry, stacked above alien slam poetry. But only on Tuesdays! Ever shifting. Breaking his Fenton Born Adhd in to a fine PASTE to be smeared upon bread. Happy mental stimulation chemicals go Brrrrrrrr
If it wasn't wildly inappropriate, he would LICK IT to claim it as his then wrap around it and gaurd like a territorial cat. He thought he HATED school! Turns out he just hated high-school. College though? College, or at least ZONE College, is fuckin AWESOME.
He's sit in SO MANY random classes just cause.
Picked up and dropped them at a whim. When they no longer sparked joy. He's been a flighty bitch and for once? No one CARES. No one says "you HAVE to commit and stick with this FOREVER once you choose this" and? It just? It's so FREEING! He's learned so MUCH!
He's probably gonna come back!
Which? Is how a deeply, DEEPLY weird aerospace engineer from supposedly bumfuck NOWHERE, end up working at Wayne Industries. He's.... a lil crazy behind the eyes. Ha ha... CONCERNING ™!
Dude sleeps on the lab floor. Has weirdly spotty knowledge. Can be an unprecedented genius one second and not know who the current president is the next. Doesn't know what DAY it is. Forgets to eat. Tried to make a fusion reactor out of the break room toaster before Sandra from accounting distracted him with pictures of her cat.
It's like he wanders through life blissfully unaware that he is both terrifying and about three seconds from killing them all. Then FUCKING TRIPS because he forgot to tie his shoelaces again.
Who hired this man?
WHY!?
I mean, we KNOW why. Probably to put him on a watch list. But? He's like a terrifying murder puppy! Built like a tank! That's stoned out of its mind half the time. And have you HEARD his college stories? That CAN'T be legal. Was this guy raised in a cult!? Aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!????
Tim, Tim hired him. Tim was interviewing. They had a two hour long discussion about sub atomic thermo something or other. Tim needs this man as his co-worker. Is Danny deeply worrying? Mayhaps. But Tim needed someone who could keep up with him. Danny is allowed into Tim's lab. The batfam? Are concerned™. Tim has a work bestie. Oh fuck. The two of them sometimes hole up for days. Wander out having revolutionised science. Again.
At least they can keep an eye on them? Tim is intrigued by Danny's college stories. He, he wants to go. Let him into the place of forbidden knowledge? Please? He just, it sounds amazing!!! Is he pretty sure it isn't on Earth? Absolutely! Does he care? No. Take him to the sacred place of learning!!! Danny is tempted. But also, not sure Tim, squishy human, would survive. Is it ethically ok to take him? Just asking!
Tim: I would chug Lazarus Water for a chance to go to your school 👀
Danny: Lazarus water...?
*Several Days of Mad Science Later*
Danny: Yeah, so chugging Lazarus Water might *eventually* work to make you liminal enough to survive my alma mater, but there'd be a *ton* of nasty side effects. *This* will work *better* 😁 🧪
Danny has however told Jazz. Who wanders in nd grabs it before Tim can.
Jazz: No changing your species without all the facts! Sit! Time for a presentation!
Tim and Danny are wrangled into c chairs and forced through an in depth presentation. Pros and cons. Everything he would need to know. Tim I enthralled. He wants! Gimme the death juice! He wants liminal options! The good college! People who would GET his hyper fixations! Gimme! Now!
Batfam watching via camera are very worried. Also glad Danny seems to have a minder. But also, Dick? Go wrangle Tim. She seems willing to let him make his own choices. Tim no! Make plans first! Discuss with family! Don't just trust the mad scientist!!!
They arrive just in time to see Tim chug his first glowing green smoothie. Jason sees one on the side and decides go chug one (they have spares. Becoming liminal all in one dose would not be fun. Tims is gonna be adding thw ecto to his missing spleen med schedule) . He's already undead what's the worse that can happen
And suddenly things are so much clearer? All the energy that is usually spent restraining the pit can now go to other things! Tim can freak himself up all he want. Rip open reality with his new science buddy for all he cares so long as he can get these too.
Jazz is just stood to one side sighing. Danny is bouncing in place. He gets two new buddies! One is already a revenant! Hey death buddy, want snacks? He has Ecto fries!! Dick has grappled Tim and is trying to make him throw up the Ecto. Jason is delighted at knowing mad scientist kid is also undead. Bruce watching all this happen? Just drops his head on the desk. Why did he expect any different.
Okay but Jason is also freaking out about zone collage.
Infinite learning zone that will actively cure the pit meaning he dosent have to worry about freaking at civies and harming people. Infact it will maybe even make him more popular there if he dose anyway?
Sign him up. His goons can run the gang themselves for a sec he needs in on this.
Bruce is so conflicted. On the one hand, two of his kids are going to college! On the other? They have to change their species to go. And commute through the mad scientist family portal. That they just have apparently. In the basement of their fully mad scientist lair. The Drs Fenton (elder) are lovely, kind and caring. They are also fucking insane. They bought a four story building and refurbed the entire thing. It is now every mad scientists dream house. The basement lab is deeply worrying. The fact all four of their kids are also Drs (in different fields) is concerning.
Okay, Ellie Fenton may not be a Dr yet. But she is studying for her PHD in anthropology and archaeology. Dr J. Fenton is a neurologist, specialising in meta/alien biology. Dr Dante Fenton has a PHD in biochemistry. And Dr Danny is an astrophysics PHD with an engineering masters to back it up. They are clearly all far too intelligent with limited wisdom! Tim! Jason! Get back here! No! No going to college in other dimensions without back up! Recon! Special tech to keep in contact!!!!
Bruce is also worried about his son's becoming supervillians. Have they seen the offender rates of phd's in gotham. It's nearly 100%! Tim's already an edge case as it is.!
The Dr's fenton offer to hand over the schematics so he can test it himself and assuage his fears.
It dose not help. Their schematics only make sense to them and other mad scientists. He has to ask Mr freeze for help to even begin parsing them.
Tim's an edge case and Jason? Has already been there and done that. Still a crime lord, for all that he has stopped killing. Honestly if it was his other kids he'd be far less stressed. And then they go to college. And are far less stressed than they should be. This is not how college works? For this college it is! What's the point in stressing your students out! They are here to learn! Expand their horizons! Test themselves! Not be ground to fine dust and laced together with spite!!! Jason and Tim? Are suddenly his least worrisome children?? Excuse him but what the fuck?
The only difference, technically, between a school in the Zone? And on Earth? Is the American government won't recognize your Zone diploma...
Not accredited. But like..... I'm JUST SAYING? If you didn't try to pass your school off as some Big Ivy League type? Pulled the "oh yeah, you'd never have heard of it, it's local." And the COMPUTERS say it's legit?
How many people will dig deeper?
If you legitimately have the knowledge, you legitimately have the knowledge. Not YOUR fault you left out the whole "extra-dimensional" part. It makes folk nervous! And nervous folks get stabby.
So like? If you were ALREADY planning to "Move" as you euphemistically put it? Talked it over with your VERY concerned folks and friends? Who do NOT like the look of the steady but concerning rise of Anti-Ghost Powers That Be? Who finally put their foot down and reminded you that you are a TEENAGER and it's NOT your responsibility to fix the world?
Well...
Fuck those guys, I guess. You'll miss the old house, but Team "Taking our ball and going literally anywhere else" makes some good points. Why ARE you putting up with this?
And honestly, you've never SEEN your dad have so much fun. Him and the Reality Realtor just sorta... Vibe. Himbo to Himbo communications. Smatters of advanced physics. Fudge. It's great.
They move the portal. Collapse the old one in a way that makes it impossible to recover or recreate. You... kinda don't want to ask. They had that "mad scientist glint" in their eyes.
And while everyone's checking out brochures to different realities? You? Head off to the nearest College. It's the Zone, so technically you could go to any of endless billions. But you'd like your education some time this century.
Cue! Danny Fenton! Entering?
Academia's wet dream. A sprawling CITY of a college. Where the classes are on EVERYTHING and the price is FREE. People have Obsessions okay?? They NEED to teach. Debate and discuss! Study! Right papers and read them! It's been going on a while! And what happens when you find a subject that's NOT covered?
YOU COVER IT!
It's like if New York was a College. Good fucking luck find the dorms. Sleep on the floor like the rest of us, you casual.
Danny was Not Prepared ™.
He loves it though.
Classes on aeronautics next making the perfect sandwich, shoved next to historical basketry, stacked above alien slam poetry. But only on Tuesdays! Ever shifting. Breaking his Fenton Born Adhd in to a fine PASTE to be smeared upon bread. Happy mental stimulation chemicals go Brrrrrrrr
If it wasn't wildly inappropriate, he would LICK IT to claim it as his then wrap around it and gaurd like a territorial cat. He thought he HATED school! Turns out he just hated high-school. College though? College, or at least ZONE College, is fuckin AWESOME.
He's sit in SO MANY random classes just cause.
Picked up and dropped them at a whim. When they no longer sparked joy. He's been a flighty bitch and for once? No one CARES. No one says "you HAVE to commit and stick with this FOREVER once you choose this" and? It just? It's so FREEING! He's learned so MUCH!
He's probably gonna come back!
Which? Is how a deeply, DEEPLY weird aerospace engineer from supposedly bumfuck NOWHERE, end up working at Wayne Industries. He's.... a lil crazy behind the eyes. Ha ha... CONCERNING ™!
Dude sleeps on the lab floor. Has weirdly spotty knowledge. Can be an unprecedented genius one second and not know who the current president is the next. Doesn't know what DAY it is. Forgets to eat. Tried to make a fusion reactor out of the break room toaster before Sandra from accounting distracted him with pictures of her cat.
It's like he wanders through life blissfully unaware that he is both terrifying and about three seconds from killing them all. Then FUCKING TRIPS because he forgot to tie his shoelaces again.
Who hired this man?
WHY!?
I mean, we KNOW why. Probably to put him on a watch list. But? He's like a terrifying murder puppy! Built like a tank! That's stoned out of its mind half the time. And have you HEARD his college stories? That CAN'T be legal. Was this guy raised in a cult!? Aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!????
Tim, Tim hired him. Tim was interviewing. They had a two hour long discussion about sub atomic thermo something or other. Tim needs this man as his co-worker. Is Danny deeply worrying? Mayhaps. But Tim needed someone who could keep up with him. Danny is allowed into Tim's lab. The batfam? Are concerned™. Tim has a work bestie. Oh fuck. The two of them sometimes hole up for days. Wander out having revolutionised science. Again.
At least they can keep an eye on them? Tim is intrigued by Danny's college stories. He, he wants to go. Let him into the place of forbidden knowledge? Please? He just, it sounds amazing!!! Is he pretty sure it isn't on Earth? Absolutely! Does he care? No. Take him to the sacred place of learning!!! Danny is tempted. But also, not sure Tim, squishy human, would survive. Is it ethically ok to take him? Just asking!
Tim: I would chug Lazarus Water for a chance to go to your school 👀
Danny: Lazarus water...?
*Several Days of Mad Science Later*
Danny: Yeah, so chugging Lazarus Water might *eventually* work to make you liminal enough to survive my alma mater, but there'd be a *ton* of nasty side effects. *This* will work *better* 😁 🧪
Danny has however told Jazz. Who wanders in nd grabs it before Tim can.
Jazz: No changing your species without all the facts! Sit! Time for a presentation!
Tim and Danny are wrangled into c chairs and forced through an in depth presentation. Pros and cons. Everything he would need to know. Tim I enthralled. He wants! Gimme the death juice! He wants liminal options! The good college! People who would GET his hyper fixations! Gimme! Now!
Batfam watching via camera are very worried. Also glad Danny seems to have a minder. But also, Dick? Go wrangle Tim. She seems willing to let him make his own choices. Tim no! Make plans first! Discuss with family! Don't just trust the mad scientist!!!
They arrive just in time to see Tim chug his first glowing green smoothie. Jason sees one on the side and decides go chug one (they have spares. Becoming liminal all in one dose would not be fun. Tims is gonna be adding thw ecto to his missing spleen med schedule) . He's already undead what's the worse that can happen
And suddenly things are so much clearer? All the energy that is usually spent restraining the pit can now go to other things! Tim can freak himself up all he want. Rip open reality with his new science buddy for all he cares so long as he can get these too.
Jazz is just stood to one side sighing. Danny is bouncing in place. He gets two new buddies! One is already a revenant! Hey death buddy, want snacks? He has Ecto fries!! Dick has grappled Tim and is trying to make him throw up the Ecto. Jason is delighted at knowing mad scientist kid is also undead. Bruce watching all this happen? Just drops his head on the desk. Why did he expect any different.
Okay but Jason is also freaking out about zone collage.
Infinite learning zone that will actively cure the pit meaning he dosent have to worry about freaking at civies and harming people. Infact it will maybe even make him more popular there if he dose anyway?
Sign him up. His goons can run the gang themselves for a sec he needs in on this.
Bruce is so conflicted. On the one hand, two of his kids are going to college! On the other? They have to change their species to go. And commute through the mad scientist family portal. That they just have apparently. In the basement of their fully mad scientist lair. The Drs Fenton (elder) are lovely, kind and caring. They are also fucking insane. They bought a four story building and refurbed the entire thing. It is now every mad scientists dream house. The basement lab is deeply worrying. The fact all four of their kids are also Drs (in different fields) is concerning.
Okay, Ellie Fenton may not be a Dr yet. But she is studying for her PHD in anthropology and archaeology. Dr J. Fenton is a neurologist, specialising in meta/alien biology. Dr Dante Fenton has a PHD in biochemistry. And Dr Danny is an astrophysics PHD with an engineering masters to back it up. They are clearly all far too intelligent with limited wisdom! Tim! Jason! Get back here! No! No going to college in other dimensions without back up! Recon! Special tech to keep in contact!!!!
Bruce is also worried about his son's becoming supervillians. Have they seen the offender rates of phd's in gotham. It's nearly 100%! Tim's already an edge case as it is.!
The Dr's fenton offer to hand over the schematics so he can test it himself and assuage his fears.
It dose not help. Their schematics only make sense to them and other mad scientists. He has to ask Mr freeze for help to even begin parsing them.
Tim's an edge case and Jason? Has already been there and done that. Still a crime lord, for all that he has stopped killing. Honestly if it was his other kids he'd be far less stressed. And then they go to college. And are far less stressed than they should be. This is not how college works? For this college it is! What's the point in stressing your students out! They are here to learn! Expand their horizons! Test themselves! Not be ground to fine dust and laced together with spite!!! Jason and Tim? Are suddenly his least worrisome children?? Excuse him but what the fuck?
Not to mention the sheer benefit to being liminal. Lesser injuries on patrol? A faster healing time? Yes please! Bruce is just losing his shit after all of his kids slowly turn to the Fenton's for college and liminal juice please. The Fenton's? Don't really see why anyone would have a problem with it. Sure, going around and forcing it on people would be bad. But offering it? People choosing it? What's the big deal?
The only difference, technically, between a school in the Zone? And on Earth? Is the American government won't recognize your Zone diploma...
Not accredited. But like..... I'm JUST SAYING? If you didn't try to pass your school off as some Big Ivy League type? Pulled the "oh yeah, you'd never have heard of it, it's local." And the COMPUTERS say it's legit?
How many people will dig deeper?
If you legitimately have the knowledge, you legitimately have the knowledge. Not YOUR fault you left out the whole "extra-dimensional" part. It makes folk nervous! And nervous folks get stabby.
So like? If you were ALREADY planning to "Move" as you euphemistically put it? Talked it over with your VERY concerned folks and friends? Who do NOT like the look of the steady but concerning rise of Anti-Ghost Powers That Be? Who finally put their foot down and reminded you that you are a TEENAGER and it's NOT your responsibility to fix the world?
Well...
Fuck those guys, I guess. You'll miss the old house, but Team "Taking our ball and going literally anywhere else" makes some good points. Why ARE you putting up with this?
And honestly, you've never SEEN your dad have so much fun. Him and the Reality Realtor just sorta... Vibe. Himbo to Himbo communications. Smatters of advanced physics. Fudge. It's great.
They move the portal. Collapse the old one in a way that makes it impossible to recover or recreate. You... kinda don't want to ask. They had that "mad scientist glint" in their eyes.
And while everyone's checking out brochures to different realities? You? Head off to the nearest College. It's the Zone, so technically you could go to any of endless billions. But you'd like your education some time this century.
Cue! Danny Fenton! Entering?
Academia's wet dream. A sprawling CITY of a college. Where the classes are on EVERYTHING and the price is FREE. People have Obsessions okay?? They NEED to teach. Debate and discuss! Study! Right papers and read them! It's been going on a while! And what happens when you find a subject that's NOT covered?
YOU COVER IT!
It's like if New York was a College. Good fucking luck find the dorms. Sleep on the floor like the rest of us, you casual.
Danny was Not Prepared ™.
He loves it though.
Classes on aeronautics next making the perfect sandwich, shoved next to historical basketry, stacked above alien slam poetry. But only on Tuesdays! Ever shifting. Breaking his Fenton Born Adhd in to a fine PASTE to be smeared upon bread. Happy mental stimulation chemicals go Brrrrrrrr
If it wasn't wildly inappropriate, he would LICK IT to claim it as his then wrap around it and gaurd like a territorial cat. He thought he HATED school! Turns out he just hated high-school. College though? College, or at least ZONE College, is fuckin AWESOME.
He's sit in SO MANY random classes just cause.
Picked up and dropped them at a whim. When they no longer sparked joy. He's been a flighty bitch and for once? No one CARES. No one says "you HAVE to commit and stick with this FOREVER once you choose this" and? It just? It's so FREEING! He's learned so MUCH!
He's probably gonna come back!
Which? Is how a deeply, DEEPLY weird aerospace engineer from supposedly bumfuck NOWHERE, end up working at Wayne Industries. He's.... a lil crazy behind the eyes. Ha ha... CONCERNING ™!
Dude sleeps on the lab floor. Has weirdly spotty knowledge. Can be an unprecedented genius one second and not know who the current president is the next. Doesn't know what DAY it is. Forgets to eat. Tried to make a fusion reactor out of the break room toaster before Sandra from accounting distracted him with pictures of her cat.
It's like he wanders through life blissfully unaware that he is both terrifying and about three seconds from killing them all. Then FUCKING TRIPS because he forgot to tie his shoelaces again.
Who hired this man?
WHY!?
I mean, we KNOW why. Probably to put him on a watch list. But? He's like a terrifying murder puppy! Built like a tank! That's stoned out of its mind half the time. And have you HEARD his college stories? That CAN'T be legal. Was this guy raised in a cult!? Aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!????
Tim, Tim hired him. Tim was interviewing. They had a two hour long discussion about sub atomic thermo something or other. Tim needs this man as his co-worker. Is Danny deeply worrying? Mayhaps. But Tim needed someone who could keep up with him. Danny is allowed into Tim's lab. The batfam? Are concerned™. Tim has a work bestie. Oh fuck. The two of them sometimes hole up for days. Wander out having revolutionised science. Again.
At least they can keep an eye on them? Tim is intrigued by Danny's college stories. He, he wants to go. Let him into the place of forbidden knowledge? Please? He just, it sounds amazing!!! Is he pretty sure it isn't on Earth? Absolutely! Does he care? No. Take him to the sacred place of learning!!! Danny is tempted. But also, not sure Tim, squishy human, would survive. Is it ethically ok to take him? Just asking!
Tim: I would chug Lazarus Water for a chance to go to your school 👀
Danny: Lazarus water...?
*Several Days of Mad Science Later*
Danny: Yeah, so chugging Lazarus Water might *eventually* work to make you liminal enough to survive my alma mater, but there'd be a *ton* of nasty side effects. *This* will work *better* 😁 🧪
Danny has however told Jazz. Who wanders in nd grabs it before Tim can.
Jazz: No changing your species without all the facts! Sit! Time for a presentation!
Tim and Danny are wrangled into c chairs and forced through an in depth presentation. Pros and cons. Everything he would need to know. Tim I enthralled. He wants! Gimme the death juice! He wants liminal options! The good college! People who would GET his hyper fixations! Gimme! Now!
Batfam watching via camera are very worried. Also glad Danny seems to have a minder. But also, Dick? Go wrangle Tim. She seems willing to let him make his own choices. Tim no! Make plans first! Discuss with family! Don't just trust the mad scientist!!!
They arrive just in time to see Tim chug his first glowing green smoothie. Jason sees one on the side and decides go chug one (they have spares. Becoming liminal all in one dose would not be fun. Tims is gonna be adding thw ecto to his missing spleen med schedule) . He's already undead what's the worse that can happen
And suddenly things are so much clearer? All the energy that is usually spent restraining the pit can now go to other things! Tim can freak himself up all he want. Rip open reality with his new science buddy for all he cares so long as he can get these too.
Jazz is just stood to one side sighing. Danny is bouncing in place. He gets two new buddies! One is already a revenant! Hey death buddy, want snacks? He has Ecto fries!! Dick has grappled Tim and is trying to make him throw up the Ecto. Jason is delighted at knowing mad scientist kid is also undead. Bruce watching all this happen? Just drops his head on the desk. Why did he expect any different.
Okay but Jason is also freaking out about zone collage.
Infinite learning zone that will actively cure the pit meaning he dosent have to worry about freaking at civies and harming people. Infact it will maybe even make him more popular there if he dose anyway?
Sign him up. His goons can run the gang themselves for a sec he needs in on this.
Bruce is so conflicted. On the one hand, two of his kids are going to college! On the other? They have to change their species to go. And commute through the mad scientist family portal. That they just have apparently. In the basement of their fully mad scientist lair. The Drs Fenton (elder) are lovely, kind and caring. They are also fucking insane. They bought a four story building and refurbed the entire thing. It is now every mad scientists dream house. The basement lab is deeply worrying. The fact all four of their kids are also Drs (in different fields) is concerning.
Okay, Ellie Fenton may not be a Dr yet. But she is studying for her PHD in anthropology and archaeology. Dr J. Fenton is a neurologist, specialising in meta/alien biology. Dr Dante Fenton has a PHD in biochemistry. And Dr Danny is an astrophysics PHD with an engineering masters to back it up. They are clearly all far too intelligent with limited wisdom! Tim! Jason! Get back here! No! No going to college in other dimensions without back up! Recon! Special tech to keep in contact!!!!
Bruce is also worried about his son's becoming supervillians. Have they seen the offender rates of phd's in gotham. It's nearly 100%! Tim's already an edge case as it is.!
The Dr's fenton offer to hand over the schematics so he can test it himself and assuage his fears.
It dose not help. Their schematics only make sense to them and other mad scientists. He has to ask Mr freeze for help to even begin parsing them.
Tim's an edge case and Jason? Has already been there and done that. Still a crime lord, for all that he has stopped killing. Honestly if it was his other kids he'd be far less stressed. And then they go to college. And are far less stressed than they should be. This is not how college works? For this college it is! What's the point in stressing your students out! They are here to learn! Expand their horizons! Test themselves! Not be ground to fine dust and laced together with spite!!! Jason and Tim? Are suddenly his least worrisome children?? Excuse him but what the fuck?
Not to mention the sheer benefit to being liminal. Lesser injuries on patrol? A faster healing time? Yes please! Bruce is just losing his shit after all of his kids slowly turn to the Fenton's for college and liminal juice please. The Fenton's? Don't really see why anyone would have a problem with it. Sure, going around and forcing it on people would be bad. But offering it? People choosing it? What's the big deal?
The only difference, technically, between a school in the Zone? And on Earth? Is the American government won't recognize your Zone diploma...
Not accredited. But like..... I'm JUST SAYING? If you didn't try to pass your school off as some Big Ivy League type? Pulled the "oh yeah, you'd never have heard of it, it's local." And the COMPUTERS say it's legit?
How many people will dig deeper?
If you legitimately have the knowledge, you legitimately have the knowledge. Not YOUR fault you left out the whole "extra-dimensional" part. It makes folk nervous! And nervous folks get stabby.
So like? If you were ALREADY planning to "Move" as you euphemistically put it? Talked it over with your VERY concerned folks and friends? Who do NOT like the look of the steady but concerning rise of Anti-Ghost Powers That Be? Who finally put their foot down and reminded you that you are a TEENAGER and it's NOT your responsibility to fix the world?
Well...
Fuck those guys, I guess. You'll miss the old house, but Team "Taking our ball and going literally anywhere else" makes some good points. Why ARE you putting up with this?
And honestly, you've never SEEN your dad have so much fun. Him and the Reality Realtor just sorta... Vibe. Himbo to Himbo communications. Smatters of advanced physics. Fudge. It's great.
They move the portal. Collapse the old one in a way that makes it impossible to recover or recreate. You... kinda don't want to ask. They had that "mad scientist glint" in their eyes.
And while everyone's checking out brochures to different realities? You? Head off to the nearest College. It's the Zone, so technically you could go to any of endless billions. But you'd like your education some time this century.
Cue! Danny Fenton! Entering?
Academia's wet dream. A sprawling CITY of a college. Where the classes are on EVERYTHING and the price is FREE. People have Obsessions okay?? They NEED to teach. Debate and discuss! Study! Right papers and read them! It's been going on a while! And what happens when you find a subject that's NOT covered?
YOU COVER IT!
It's like if New York was a College. Good fucking luck find the dorms. Sleep on the floor like the rest of us, you casual.
Danny was Not Prepared ™.
He loves it though.
Classes on aeronautics next making the perfect sandwich, shoved next to historical basketry, stacked above alien slam poetry. But only on Tuesdays! Ever shifting. Breaking his Fenton Born Adhd in to a fine PASTE to be smeared upon bread. Happy mental stimulation chemicals go Brrrrrrrr
If it wasn't wildly inappropriate, he would LICK IT to claim it as his then wrap around it and gaurd like a territorial cat. He thought he HATED school! Turns out he just hated high-school. College though? College, or at least ZONE College, is fuckin AWESOME.
He's sit in SO MANY random classes just cause.
Picked up and dropped them at a whim. When they no longer sparked joy. He's been a flighty bitch and for once? No one CARES. No one says "you HAVE to commit and stick with this FOREVER once you choose this" and? It just? It's so FREEING! He's learned so MUCH!
He's probably gonna come back!
Which? Is how a deeply, DEEPLY weird aerospace engineer from supposedly bumfuck NOWHERE, end up working at Wayne Industries. He's.... a lil crazy behind the eyes. Ha ha... CONCERNING ™!
Dude sleeps on the lab floor. Has weirdly spotty knowledge. Can be an unprecedented genius one second and not know who the current president is the next. Doesn't know what DAY it is. Forgets to eat. Tried to make a fusion reactor out of the break room toaster before Sandra from accounting distracted him with pictures of her cat.
It's like he wanders through life blissfully unaware that he is both terrifying and about three seconds from killing them all. Then FUCKING TRIPS because he forgot to tie his shoelaces again.
Who hired this man?
WHY!?
I mean, we KNOW why. Probably to put him on a watch list. But? He's like a terrifying murder puppy! Built like a tank! That's stoned out of its mind half the time. And have you HEARD his college stories? That CAN'T be legal. Was this guy raised in a cult!? Aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!????
Tim, Tim hired him. Tim was interviewing. They had a two hour long discussion about sub atomic thermo something or other. Tim needs this man as his co-worker. Is Danny deeply worrying? Mayhaps. But Tim needed someone who could keep up with him. Danny is allowed into Tim's lab. The batfam? Are concerned™. Tim has a work bestie. Oh fuck. The two of them sometimes hole up for days. Wander out having revolutionised science. Again.
At least they can keep an eye on them? Tim is intrigued by Danny's college stories. He, he wants to go. Let him into the place of forbidden knowledge? Please? He just, it sounds amazing!!! Is he pretty sure it isn't on Earth? Absolutely! Does he care? No. Take him to the sacred place of learning!!! Danny is tempted. But also, not sure Tim, squishy human, would survive. Is it ethically ok to take him? Just asking!
Tim: I would chug Lazarus Water for a chance to go to your school 👀
Danny: Lazarus water...?
*Several Days of Mad Science Later*
Danny: Yeah, so chugging Lazarus Water might *eventually* work to make you liminal enough to survive my alma mater, but there'd be a *ton* of nasty side effects. *This* will work *better* 😁 🧪
Danny has however told Jazz. Who wanders in nd grabs it before Tim can.
Jazz: No changing your species without all the facts! Sit! Time for a presentation!
Tim and Danny are wrangled into c chairs and forced through an in depth presentation. Pros and cons. Everything he would need to know. Tim I enthralled. He wants! Gimme the death juice! He wants liminal options! The good college! People who would GET his hyper fixations! Gimme! Now!
Batfam watching via camera are very worried. Also glad Danny seems to have a minder. But also, Dick? Go wrangle Tim. She seems willing to let him make his own choices. Tim no! Make plans first! Discuss with family! Don't just trust the mad scientist!!!
They arrive just in time to see Tim chug his first glowing green smoothie. Jason sees one on the side and decides go chug one (they have spares. Becoming liminal all in one dose would not be fun. Tims is gonna be adding thw ecto to his missing spleen med schedule) . He's already undead what's the worse that can happen
And suddenly things are so much clearer? All the energy that is usually spent restraining the pit can now go to other things! Tim can freak himself up all he want. Rip open reality with his new science buddy for all he cares so long as he can get these too.
Jazz is just stood to one side sighing. Danny is bouncing in place. He gets two new buddies! One is already a revenant! Hey death buddy, want snacks? He has Ecto fries!! Dick has grappled Tim and is trying to make him throw up the Ecto. Jason is delighted at knowing mad scientist kid is also undead. Bruce watching all this happen? Just drops his head on the desk. Why did he expect any different.
Okay but Jason is also freaking out about zone collage.
Infinite learning zone that will actively cure the pit meaning he dosent have to worry about freaking at civies and harming people. Infact it will maybe even make him more popular there if he dose anyway?
Sign him up. His goons can run the gang themselves for a sec he needs in on this.
Bruce is so conflicted. On the one hand, two of his kids are going to college! On the other? They have to change their species to go. And commute through the mad scientist family portal. That they just have apparently. In the basement of their fully mad scientist lair. The Drs Fenton (elder) are lovely, kind and caring. They are also fucking insane. They bought a four story building and refurbed the entire thing. It is now every mad scientists dream house. The basement lab is deeply worrying. The fact all four of their kids are also Drs (in different fields) is concerning.
Okay, Ellie Fenton may not be a Dr yet. But she is studying for her PHD in anthropology and archaeology. Dr J. Fenton is a neurologist, specialising in meta/alien biology. Dr Dante Fenton has a PHD in biochemistry. And Dr Danny is an astrophysics PHD with an engineering masters to back it up. They are clearly all far too intelligent with limited wisdom! Tim! Jason! Get back here! No! No going to college in other dimensions without back up! Recon! Special tech to keep in contact!!!!
Bruce is also worried about his son's becoming supervillians. Have they seen the offender rates of phd's in gotham. It's nearly 100%! Tim's already an edge case as it is.!
The Dr's fenton offer to hand over the schematics so he can test it himself and assuage his fears.
It dose not help. Their schematics only make sense to them and other mad scientists. He has to ask Mr freeze for help to even begin parsing them.
Tim's an edge case and Jason? Has already been there and done that. Still a crime lord, for all that he has stopped killing. Honestly if it was his other kids he'd be far less stressed. And then they go to college. And are far less stressed than they should be. This is not how college works? For this college it is! What's the point in stressing your students out! They are here to learn! Expand their horizons! Test themselves! Not be ground to fine dust and laced together with spite!!! Jason and Tim? Are suddenly his least worrisome children?? Excuse him but what the fuck?
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The only difference, technically, between a school in the Zone? And on Earth? Is the American government won't recognize your Zone diploma...
Not accredited. But like..... I'm JUST SAYING? If you didn't try to pass your school off as some Big Ivy League type? Pulled the "oh yeah, you'd never have heard of it, it's local." And the COMPUTERS say it's legit?
How many people will dig deeper?
If you legitimately have the knowledge, you legitimately have the knowledge. Not YOUR fault you left out the whole "extra-dimensional" part. It makes folk nervous! And nervous folks get stabby.
So like? If you were ALREADY planning to "Move" as you euphemistically put it? Talked it over with your VERY concerned folks and friends? Who do NOT like the look of the steady but concerning rise of Anti-Ghost Powers That Be? Who finally put their foot down and reminded you that you are a TEENAGER and it's NOT your responsibility to fix the world?
Well...
Fuck those guys, I guess. You'll miss the old house, but Team "Taking our ball and going literally anywhere else" makes some good points. Why ARE you putting up with this?
And honestly, you've never SEEN your dad have so much fun. Him and the Reality Realtor just sorta... Vibe. Himbo to Himbo communications. Smatters of advanced physics. Fudge. It's great.
They move the portal. Collapse the old one in a way that makes it impossible to recover or recreate. You... kinda don't want to ask. They had that "mad scientist glint" in their eyes.
And while everyone's checking out brochures to different realities? You? Head off to the nearest College. It's the Zone, so technically you could go to any of endless billions. But you'd like your education some time this century.
Cue! Danny Fenton! Entering?
Academia's wet dream. A sprawling CITY of a college. Where the classes are on EVERYTHING and the price is FREE. People have Obsessions okay?? They NEED to teach. Debate and discuss! Study! Right papers and read them! It's been going on a while! And what happens when you find a subject that's NOT covered?
YOU COVER IT!
It's like if New York was a College. Good fucking luck find the dorms. Sleep on the floor like the rest of us, you casual.
Danny was Not Prepared ™.
He loves it though.
Classes on aeronautics next making the perfect sandwich, shoved next to historical basketry, stacked above alien slam poetry. But only on Tuesdays! Ever shifting. Breaking his Fenton Born Adhd in to a fine PASTE to be smeared upon bread. Happy mental stimulation chemicals go Brrrrrrrr
If it wasn't wildly inappropriate, he would LICK IT to claim it as his then wrap around it and gaurd like a territorial cat. He thought he HATED school! Turns out he just hated high-school. College though? College, or at least ZONE College, is fuckin AWESOME.
He's sit in SO MANY random classes just cause.
Picked up and dropped them at a whim. When they no longer sparked joy. He's been a flighty bitch and for once? No one CARES. No one says "you HAVE to commit and stick with this FOREVER once you choose this" and? It just? It's so FREEING! He's learned so MUCH!
He's probably gonna come back!
Which? Is how a deeply, DEEPLY weird aerospace engineer from supposedly bumfuck NOWHERE, end up working at Wayne Industries. He's.... a lil crazy behind the eyes. Ha ha... CONCERNING ™!
Dude sleeps on the lab floor. Has weirdly spotty knowledge. Can be an unprecedented genius one second and not know who the current president is the next. Doesn't know what DAY it is. Forgets to eat. Tried to make a fusion reactor out of the break room toaster before Sandra from accounting distracted him with pictures of her cat.
It's like he wanders through life blissfully unaware that he is both terrifying and about three seconds from killing them all. Then FUCKING TRIPS because he forgot to tie his shoelaces again.
Who hired this man?
WHY!?
I mean, we KNOW why. Probably to put him on a watch list. But? He's like a terrifying murder puppy! Built like a tank! That's stoned out of its mind half the time. And have you HEARD his college stories? That CAN'T be legal. Was this guy raised in a cult!? Aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!????
Tim, Tim hired him. Tim was interviewing. They had a two hour long discussion about sub atomic thermo something or other. Tim needs this man as his co-worker. Is Danny deeply worrying? Mayhaps. But Tim needed someone who could keep up with him. Danny is allowed into Tim's lab. The batfam? Are concerned™. Tim has a work bestie. Oh fuck. The two of them sometimes hole up for days. Wander out having revolutionised science. Again.
At least they can keep an eye on them? Tim is intrigued by Danny's college stories. He, he wants to go. Let him into the place of forbidden knowledge? Please? He just, it sounds amazing!!! Is he pretty sure it isn't on Earth? Absolutely! Does he care? No. Take him to the sacred place of learning!!! Danny is tempted. But also, not sure Tim, squishy human, would survive. Is it ethically ok to take him? Just asking!
Tim: I would chug Lazarus Water for a chance to go to your school 👀
Danny: Lazarus water...?
*Several Days of Mad Science Later*
Danny: Yeah, so chugging Lazarus Water might *eventually* work to make you liminal enough to survive my alma mater, but there'd be a *ton* of nasty side effects. *This* will work *better* 😁 🧪
Danny has however told Jazz. Who wanders in nd grabs it before Tim can.
Jazz: No changing your species without all the facts! Sit! Time for a presentation!
Tim and Danny are wrangled into c chairs and forced through an in depth presentation. Pros and cons. Everything he would need to know. Tim I enthralled. He wants! Gimme the death juice! He wants liminal options! The good college! People who would GET his hyper fixations! Gimme! Now!
Batfam watching via camera are very worried. Also glad Danny seems to have a minder. But also, Dick? Go wrangle Tim. She seems willing to let him make his own choices. Tim no! Make plans first! Discuss with family! Don't just trust the mad scientist!!!
They arrive just in time to see Tim chug his first glowing green smoothie. Jason sees one on the side and decides go chug one (they have spares. Becoming liminal all in one dose would not be fun. Tims is gonna be adding thw ecto to his missing spleen med schedule) . He's already undead what's the worse that can happen
And suddenly things are so much clearer? All the energy that is usually spent restraining the pit can now go to other things! Tim can freak himself up all he want. Rip open reality with his new science buddy for all he cares so long as he can get these too.
Jazz is just stood to one side sighing. Danny is bouncing in place. He gets two new buddies! One is already a revenant! Hey death buddy, want snacks? He has Ecto fries!! Dick has grappled Tim and is trying to make him throw up the Ecto. Jason is delighted at knowing mad scientist kid is also undead. Bruce watching all this happen? Just drops his head on the desk. Why did he expect any different.
Okay but Jason is also freaking out about zone collage.
Infinite learning zone that will actively cure the pit meaning he dosent have to worry about freaking at civies and harming people. Infact it will maybe even make him more popular there if he dose anyway?
Sign him up. His goons can run the gang themselves for a sec he needs in on this.
Bruce is so conflicted. On the one hand, two of his kids are going to college! On the other? They have to change their species to go. And commute through the mad scientist family portal. That they just have apparently. In the basement of their fully mad scientist lair. The Drs Fenton (elder) are lovely, kind and caring. They are also fucking insane. They bought a four story building and refurbed the entire thing. It is now every mad scientists dream house. The basement lab is deeply worrying. The fact all four of their kids are also Drs (in different fields) is concerning.
Okay, Ellie Fenton may not be a Dr yet. But she is studying for her PHD in anthropology and archaeology. Dr J. Fenton is a neurologist, specialising in meta/alien biology. Dr Dante Fenton has a PHD in biochemistry. And Dr Danny is an astrophysics PHD with an engineering masters to back it up. They are clearly all far too intelligent with limited wisdom! Tim! Jason! Get back here! No! No going to college in other dimensions without back up! Recon! Special tech to keep in contact!!!!
Bruce is also worried about his son's becoming supervillians. Have they seen the offender rates of phd's in gotham. It's nearly 100%! Tim's already an edge case as it is.!
The Dr's fenton offer to hand over the schematics so he can test it himself and assuage his fears.
It dose not help. Their schematics only make sense to them and other mad scientists. He has to ask Mr freeze for help to even begin parsing them.
Tim's an edge case and Jason? Has already been there and done that. Still a crime lord, for all that he has stopped killing. Honestly if it was his other kids he'd be far less stressed. And then they go to college. And are far less stressed than they should be. This is not how college works? For this college it is! What's the point in stressing your students out! They are here to learn! Expand their horizons! Test themselves! Not be ground to fine dust and laced together with spite!!! Jason and Tim? Are suddenly his least worrisome children?? Excuse him but what the fuck?
The only difference, technically, between a school in the Zone? And on Earth? Is the American government won't recognize your Zone diploma...
Not accredited. But like..... I'm JUST SAYING? If you didn't try to pass your school off as some Big Ivy League type? Pulled the "oh yeah, you'd never have heard of it, it's local." And the COMPUTERS say it's legit?
How many people will dig deeper?
If you legitimately have the knowledge, you legitimately have the knowledge. Not YOUR fault you left out the whole "extra-dimensional" part. It makes folk nervous! And nervous folks get stabby.
So like? If you were ALREADY planning to "Move" as you euphemistically put it? Talked it over with your VERY concerned folks and friends? Who do NOT like the look of the steady but concerning rise of Anti-Ghost Powers That Be? Who finally put their foot down and reminded you that you are a TEENAGER and it's NOT your responsibility to fix the world?
Well...
Fuck those guys, I guess. You'll miss the old house, but Team "Taking our ball and going literally anywhere else" makes some good points. Why ARE you putting up with this?
And honestly, you've never SEEN your dad have so much fun. Him and the Reality Realtor just sorta... Vibe. Himbo to Himbo communications. Smatters of advanced physics. Fudge. It's great.
They move the portal. Collapse the old one in a way that makes it impossible to recover or recreate. You... kinda don't want to ask. They had that "mad scientist glint" in their eyes.
And while everyone's checking out brochures to different realities? You? Head off to the nearest College. It's the Zone, so technically you could go to any of endless billions. But you'd like your education some time this century.
Cue! Danny Fenton! Entering?
Academia's wet dream. A sprawling CITY of a college. Where the classes are on EVERYTHING and the price is FREE. People have Obsessions okay?? They NEED to teach. Debate and discuss! Study! Right papers and read them! It's been going on a while! And what happens when you find a subject that's NOT covered?
YOU COVER IT!
It's like if New York was a College. Good fucking luck find the dorms. Sleep on the floor like the rest of us, you casual.
Danny was Not Prepared ™.
He loves it though.
Classes on aeronautics next making the perfect sandwich, shoved next to historical basketry, stacked above alien slam poetry. But only on Tuesdays! Ever shifting. Breaking his Fenton Born Adhd in to a fine PASTE to be smeared upon bread. Happy mental stimulation chemicals go Brrrrrrrr
If it wasn't wildly inappropriate, he would LICK IT to claim it as his then wrap around it and gaurd like a territorial cat. He thought he HATED school! Turns out he just hated high-school. College though? College, or at least ZONE College, is fuckin AWESOME.
He's sit in SO MANY random classes just cause.
Picked up and dropped them at a whim. When they no longer sparked joy. He's been a flighty bitch and for once? No one CARES. No one says "you HAVE to commit and stick with this FOREVER once you choose this" and? It just? It's so FREEING! He's learned so MUCH!
He's probably gonna come back!
Which? Is how a deeply, DEEPLY weird aerospace engineer from supposedly bumfuck NOWHERE, end up working at Wayne Industries. He's.... a lil crazy behind the eyes. Ha ha... CONCERNING ™!
Dude sleeps on the lab floor. Has weirdly spotty knowledge. Can be an unprecedented genius one second and not know who the current president is the next. Doesn't know what DAY it is. Forgets to eat. Tried to make a fusion reactor out of the break room toaster before Sandra from accounting distracted him with pictures of her cat.
It's like he wanders through life blissfully unaware that he is both terrifying and about three seconds from killing them all. Then FUCKING TRIPS because he forgot to tie his shoelaces again.
Who hired this man?
WHY!?
I mean, we KNOW why. Probably to put him on a watch list. But? He's like a terrifying murder puppy! Built like a tank! That's stoned out of its mind half the time. And have you HEARD his college stories? That CAN'T be legal. Was this guy raised in a cult!? Aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!????
Tim, Tim hired him. Tim was interviewing. They had a two hour long discussion about sub atomic thermo something or other. Tim needs this man as his co-worker. Is Danny deeply worrying? Mayhaps. But Tim needed someone who could keep up with him. Danny is allowed into Tim's lab. The batfam? Are concerned™. Tim has a work bestie. Oh fuck. The two of them sometimes hole up for days. Wander out having revolutionised science. Again.
At least they can keep an eye on them? Tim is intrigued by Danny's college stories. He, he wants to go. Let him into the place of forbidden knowledge? Please? He just, it sounds amazing!!! Is he pretty sure it isn't on Earth? Absolutely! Does he care? No. Take him to the sacred place of learning!!! Danny is tempted. But also, not sure Tim, squishy human, would survive. Is it ethically ok to take him? Just asking!
Tim: I would chug Lazarus Water for a chance to go to your school 👀
Danny: Lazarus water...?
*Several Days of Mad Science Later*
Danny: Yeah, so chugging Lazarus Water might *eventually* work to make you liminal enough to survive my alma mater, but there'd be a *ton* of nasty side effects. *This* will work *better* 😁 🧪
Danny has however told Jazz. Who wanders in nd grabs it before Tim can.
Jazz: No changing your species without all the facts! Sit! Time for a presentation!
Tim and Danny are wrangled into c chairs and forced through an in depth presentation. Pros and cons. Everything he would need to know. Tim I enthralled. He wants! Gimme the death juice! He wants liminal options! The good college! People who would GET his hyper fixations! Gimme! Now!
Batfam watching via camera are very worried. Also glad Danny seems to have a minder. But also, Dick? Go wrangle Tim. She seems willing to let him make his own choices. Tim no! Make plans first! Discuss with family! Don't just trust the mad scientist!!!
They arrive just in time to see Tim chug his first glowing green smoothie. Jason sees one on the side and decides go chug one (they have spares. Becoming liminal all in one dose would not be fun. Tims is gonna be adding thw ecto to his missing spleen med schedule) . He's already undead what's the worse that can happen
And suddenly things are so much clearer? All the energy that is usually spent restraining the pit can now go to other things! Tim can freak himself up all he want. Rip open reality with his new science buddy for all he cares so long as he can get these too.
Jazz is just stood to one side sighing. Danny is bouncing in place. He gets two new buddies! One is already a revenant! Hey death buddy, want snacks? He has Ecto fries!! Dick has grappled Tim and is trying to make him throw up the Ecto. Jason is delighted at knowing mad scientist kid is also undead. Bruce watching all this happen? Just drops his head on the desk. Why did he expect any different.
Okay but Jason is also freaking out about zone collage.
Infinite learning zone that will actively cure the pit meaning he dosent have to worry about freaking at civies and harming people. Infact it will maybe even make him more popular there if he dose anyway?
Sign him up. His goons can run the gang themselves for a sec he needs in on this.
Bruce is so conflicted. On the one hand, two of his kids are going to college! On the other? They have to change their species to go. And commute through the mad scientist family portal. That they just have apparently. In the basement of their fully mad scientist lair. The Drs Fenton (elder) are lovely, kind and caring. They are also fucking insane. They bought a four story building and refurbed the entire thing. It is now every mad scientists dream house. The basement lab is deeply worrying. The fact all four of their kids are also Drs (in different fields) is concerning.
Okay, Ellie Fenton may not be a Dr yet. But she is studying for her PHD in anthropology and archaeology. Dr J. Fenton is a neurologist, specialising in meta/alien biology. Dr Dante Fenton has a PHD in biochemistry. And Dr Danny is an astrophysics PHD with an engineering masters to back it up. They are clearly all far too intelligent with limited wisdom! Tim! Jason! Get back here! No! No going to college in other dimensions without back up! Recon! Special tech to keep in contact!!!!
Bruce is also worried about his son's becoming supervillians. Have they seen the offender rates of phd's in gotham. It's nearly 100%! Tim's already an edge case as it is.!
The Dr's fenton offer to hand over the schematics so he can test it himself and assuage his fears.
It dose not help. Their schematics only make sense to them and other mad scientists. He has to ask Mr freeze for help to even begin parsing them.
The only difference, technically, between a school in the Zone? And on Earth? Is the American government won't recognize your Zone diploma...
Not accredited. But like..... I'm JUST SAYING? If you didn't try to pass your school off as some Big Ivy League type? Pulled the "oh yeah, you'd never have heard of it, it's local." And the COMPUTERS say it's legit?
How many people will dig deeper?
If you legitimately have the knowledge, you legitimately have the knowledge. Not YOUR fault you left out the whole "extra-dimensional" part. It makes folk nervous! And nervous folks get stabby.
So like? If you were ALREADY planning to "Move" as you euphemistically put it? Talked it over with your VERY concerned folks and friends? Who do NOT like the look of the steady but concerning rise of Anti-Ghost Powers That Be? Who finally put their foot down and reminded you that you are a TEENAGER and it's NOT your responsibility to fix the world?
Well...
Fuck those guys, I guess. You'll miss the old house, but Team "Taking our ball and going literally anywhere else" makes some good points. Why ARE you putting up with this?
And honestly, you've never SEEN your dad have so much fun. Him and the Reality Realtor just sorta... Vibe. Himbo to Himbo communications. Smatters of advanced physics. Fudge. It's great.
They move the portal. Collapse the old one in a way that makes it impossible to recover or recreate. You... kinda don't want to ask. They had that "mad scientist glint" in their eyes.
And while everyone's checking out brochures to different realities? You? Head off to the nearest College. It's the Zone, so technically you could go to any of endless billions. But you'd like your education some time this century.
Cue! Danny Fenton! Entering?
Academia's wet dream. A sprawling CITY of a college. Where the classes are on EVERYTHING and the price is FREE. People have Obsessions okay?? They NEED to teach. Debate and discuss! Study! Right papers and read them! It's been going on a while! And what happens when you find a subject that's NOT covered?
YOU COVER IT!
It's like if New York was a College. Good fucking luck find the dorms. Sleep on the floor like the rest of us, you casual.
Danny was Not Prepared ™.
He loves it though.
Classes on aeronautics next making the perfect sandwich, shoved next to historical basketry, stacked above alien slam poetry. But only on Tuesdays! Ever shifting. Breaking his Fenton Born Adhd in to a fine PASTE to be smeared upon bread. Happy mental stimulation chemicals go Brrrrrrrr
If it wasn't wildly inappropriate, he would LICK IT to claim it as his then wrap around it and gaurd like a territorial cat. He thought he HATED school! Turns out he just hated high-school. College though? College, or at least ZONE College, is fuckin AWESOME.
He's sit in SO MANY random classes just cause.
Picked up and dropped them at a whim. When they no longer sparked joy. He's been a flighty bitch and for once? No one CARES. No one says "you HAVE to commit and stick with this FOREVER once you choose this" and? It just? It's so FREEING! He's learned so MUCH!
He's probably gonna come back!
Which? Is how a deeply, DEEPLY weird aerospace engineer from supposedly bumfuck NOWHERE, end up working at Wayne Industries. He's.... a lil crazy behind the eyes. Ha ha... CONCERNING ™!
Dude sleeps on the lab floor. Has weirdly spotty knowledge. Can be an unprecedented genius one second and not know who the current president is the next. Doesn't know what DAY it is. Forgets to eat. Tried to make a fusion reactor out of the break room toaster before Sandra from accounting distracted him with pictures of her cat.
It's like he wanders through life blissfully unaware that he is both terrifying and about three seconds from killing them all. Then FUCKING TRIPS because he forgot to tie his shoelaces again.
Who hired this man?
WHY!?
I mean, we KNOW why. Probably to put him on a watch list. But? He's like a terrifying murder puppy! Built like a tank! That's stoned out of its mind half the time. And have you HEARD his college stories? That CAN'T be legal. Was this guy raised in a cult!? Aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!????
Tim, Tim hired him. Tim was interviewing. They had a two hour long discussion about sub atomic thermo something or other. Tim needs this man as his co-worker. Is Danny deeply worrying? Mayhaps. But Tim needed someone who could keep up with him. Danny is allowed into Tim's lab. The batfam? Are concerned™. Tim has a work bestie. Oh fuck. The two of them sometimes hole up for days. Wander out having revolutionised science. Again.
At least they can keep an eye on them? Tim is intrigued by Danny's college stories. He, he wants to go. Let him into the place of forbidden knowledge? Please? He just, it sounds amazing!!! Is he pretty sure it isn't on Earth? Absolutely! Does he care? No. Take him to the sacred place of learning!!! Danny is tempted. But also, not sure Tim, squishy human, would survive. Is it ethically ok to take him? Just asking!
Tim: I would chug Lazarus Water for a chance to go to your school 👀
Danny: Lazarus water...?
*Several Days of Mad Science Later*
Danny: Yeah, so chugging Lazarus Water might *eventually* work to make you liminal enough to survive my alma mater, but there'd be a *ton* of nasty side effects. *This* will work *better* 😁 🧪
Danny has however told Jazz. Who wanders in nd grabs it before Tim can.
Jazz: No changing your species without all the facts! Sit! Time for a presentation!
Tim and Danny are wrangled into c chairs and forced through an in depth presentation. Pros and cons. Everything he would need to know. Tim I enthralled. He wants! Gimme the death juice! He wants liminal options! The good college! People who would GET his hyper fixations! Gimme! Now!
Batfam watching via camera are very worried. Also glad Danny seems to have a minder. But also, Dick? Go wrangle Tim. She seems willing to let him make his own choices. Tim no! Make plans first! Discuss with family! Don't just trust the mad scientist!!!
They arrive just in time to see Tim chug his first glowing green smoothie. Jason sees one on the side and decides go chug one (they have spares. Becoming liminal all in one dose would not be fun. Tims is gonna be adding thw ecto to his missing spleen med schedule) . He's already undead what's the worse that can happen
And suddenly things are so much clearer? All the energy that is usually spent restraining the pit can now go to other things! Tim can freak himself up all he want. Rip open reality with his new science buddy for all he cares so long as he can get these too.
Jazz is just stood to one side sighing. Danny is bouncing in place. He gets two new buddies! One is already a revenant! Hey death buddy, want snacks? He has Ecto fries!! Dick has grappled Tim and is trying to make him throw up the Ecto. Jason is delighted at knowing mad scientist kid is also undead. Bruce watching all this happen? Just drops his head on the desk. Why did he expect any different.
Okay but Jason is also freaking out about zone collage.
Infinite learning zone that will actively cure the pit meaning he dosent have to worry about freaking at civies and harming people. Infact it will maybe even make him more popular there if he dose anyway?
Sign him up. His goons can run the gang themselves for a sec he needs in on this.
Bruce is so conflicted. On the one hand, two of his kids are going to college! On the other? They have to change their species to go. And commute through the mad scientist family portal. That they just have apparently. In the basement of their fully mad scientist lair. The Drs Fenton (elder) are lovely, kind and caring. They are also fucking insane. They bought a four story building and refurbed the entire thing. It is now every mad scientists dream house. The basement lab is deeply worrying. The fact all four of their kids are also Drs (in different fields) is concerning.
Okay, Ellie Fenton may not be a Dr yet. But she is studying for her PHD in anthropology and archaeology. Dr J. Fenton is a neurologist, specialising in meta/alien biology. Dr Dante Fenton has a PHD in biochemistry. And Dr Danny is an astrophysics PHD with an engineering masters to back it up. They are clearly all far too intelligent with limited wisdom! Tim! Jason! Get back here! No! No going to college in other dimensions without back up! Recon! Special tech to keep in contact!!!!
The only difference, technically, between a school in the Zone? And on Earth? Is the American government won't recognize your Zone diploma...
Not accredited. But like..... I'm JUST SAYING? If you didn't try to pass your school off as some Big Ivy League type? Pulled the "oh yeah, you'd never have heard of it, it's local." And the COMPUTERS say it's legit?
How many people will dig deeper?
If you legitimately have the knowledge, you legitimately have the knowledge. Not YOUR fault you left out the whole "extra-dimensional" part. It makes folk nervous! And nervous folks get stabby.
So like? If you were ALREADY planning to "Move" as you euphemistically put it? Talked it over with your VERY concerned folks and friends? Who do NOT like the look of the steady but concerning rise of Anti-Ghost Powers That Be? Who finally put their foot down and reminded you that you are a TEENAGER and it's NOT your responsibility to fix the world?
Well...
Fuck those guys, I guess. You'll miss the old house, but Team "Taking our ball and going literally anywhere else" makes some good points. Why ARE you putting up with this?
And honestly, you've never SEEN your dad have so much fun. Him and the Reality Realtor just sorta... Vibe. Himbo to Himbo communications. Smatters of advanced physics. Fudge. It's great.
They move the portal. Collapse the old one in a way that makes it impossible to recover or recreate. You... kinda don't want to ask. They had that "mad scientist glint" in their eyes.
And while everyone's checking out brochures to different realities? You? Head off to the nearest College. It's the Zone, so technically you could go to any of endless billions. But you'd like your education some time this century.
Cue! Danny Fenton! Entering?
Academia's wet dream. A sprawling CITY of a college. Where the classes are on EVERYTHING and the price is FREE. People have Obsessions okay?? They NEED to teach. Debate and discuss! Study! Right papers and read them! It's been going on a while! And what happens when you find a subject that's NOT covered?
YOU COVER IT!
It's like if New York was a College. Good fucking luck find the dorms. Sleep on the floor like the rest of us, you casual.
Danny was Not Prepared ™.
He loves it though.
Classes on aeronautics next making the perfect sandwich, shoved next to historical basketry, stacked above alien slam poetry. But only on Tuesdays! Ever shifting. Breaking his Fenton Born Adhd in to a fine PASTE to be smeared upon bread. Happy mental stimulation chemicals go Brrrrrrrr
If it wasn't wildly inappropriate, he would LICK IT to claim it as his then wrap around it and gaurd like a territorial cat. He thought he HATED school! Turns out he just hated high-school. College though? College, or at least ZONE College, is fuckin AWESOME.
He's sit in SO MANY random classes just cause.
Picked up and dropped them at a whim. When they no longer sparked joy. He's been a flighty bitch and for once? No one CARES. No one says "you HAVE to commit and stick with this FOREVER once you choose this" and? It just? It's so FREEING! He's learned so MUCH!
He's probably gonna come back!
Which? Is how a deeply, DEEPLY weird aerospace engineer from supposedly bumfuck NOWHERE, end up working at Wayne Industries. He's.... a lil crazy behind the eyes. Ha ha... CONCERNING ™!
Dude sleeps on the lab floor. Has weirdly spotty knowledge. Can be an unprecedented genius one second and not know who the current president is the next. Doesn't know what DAY it is. Forgets to eat. Tried to make a fusion reactor out of the break room toaster before Sandra from accounting distracted him with pictures of her cat.
It's like he wanders through life blissfully unaware that he is both terrifying and about three seconds from killing them all. Then FUCKING TRIPS because he forgot to tie his shoelaces again.
Who hired this man?
WHY!?
I mean, we KNOW why. Probably to put him on a watch list. But? He's like a terrifying murder puppy! Built like a tank! That's stoned out of its mind half the time. And have you HEARD his college stories? That CAN'T be legal. Was this guy raised in a cult!? Aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!????
Tim, Tim hired him. Tim was interviewing. They had a two hour long discussion about sub atomic thermo something or other. Tim needs this man as his co-worker. Is Danny deeply worrying? Mayhaps. But Tim needed someone who could keep up with him. Danny is allowed into Tim's lab. The batfam? Are concerned™. Tim has a work bestie. Oh fuck. The two of them sometimes hole up for days. Wander out having revolutionised science. Again.
At least they can keep an eye on them? Tim is intrigued by Danny's college stories. He, he wants to go. Let him into the place of forbidden knowledge? Please? He just, it sounds amazing!!! Is he pretty sure it isn't on Earth? Absolutely! Does he care? No. Take him to the sacred place of learning!!! Danny is tempted. But also, not sure Tim, squishy human, would survive. Is it ethically ok to take him? Just asking!
Tim: I would chug Lazarus Water for a chance to go to your school 👀
Danny: Lazarus water...?
*Several Days of Mad Science Later*
Danny: Yeah, so chugging Lazarus Water might *eventually* work to make you liminal enough to survive my alma mater, but there'd be a *ton* of nasty side effects. *This* will work *better* 😁 🧪
Danny has however told Jazz. Who wanders in nd grabs it before Tim can.
Jazz: No changing your species without all the facts! Sit! Time for a presentation!
Tim and Danny are wrangled into c chairs and forced through an in depth presentation. Pros and cons. Everything he would need to know. Tim I enthralled. He wants! Gimme the death juice! He wants liminal options! The good college! People who would GET his hyper fixations! Gimme! Now!
Batfam watching via camera are very worried. Also glad Danny seems to have a minder. But also, Dick? Go wrangle Tim. She seems willing to let him make his own choices. Tim no! Make plans first! Discuss with family! Don't just trust the mad scientist!!!
They arrive just in time to see Tim chug his first glowing green smoothie. Jason sees one on the side and decides go chug one (they have spares. Becoming liminal all in one dose would not be fun. Tims is gonna be adding thw ecto to his missing spleen med schedule) . He's already undead what's the worse that can happen
And suddenly things are so much clearer? All the energy that is usually spent restraining the pit can now go to other things! Tim can freak himself up all he want. Rip open reality with his new science buddy for all he cares so long as he can get these too.
Jazz is just stood to one side sighing. Danny is bouncing in place. He gets two new buddies! One is already a revenant! Hey death buddy, want snacks? He has Ecto fries!! Dick has grappled Tim and is trying to make him throw up the Ecto. Jason is delighted at knowing mad scientist kid is also undead. Bruce watching all this happen? Just drops his head on the desk. Why did he expect any different.
Okay but Jason is also freaking out about zone collage.
Infinite learning zone that will actively cure the pit meaning he dosent have to worry about freaking at civies and harming people. Infact it will maybe even make him more popular there if he dose anyway?
Sign him up. His goons can run the gang themselves for a sec he needs in on this.
Bruce is so conflicted. On the one hand, two of his kids are going to college! On the other? They have to change their species to go. And commute through the mad scientist family portal. That they just have apparently. In the basement of their fully mad scientist lair. The Drs Fenton (elder) are lovely, kind and caring. They are also fucking insane. They bought a four story building and refurbed the entire thing. It is now every mad scientists dream house. The basement lab is deeply worrying. The fact all four of their kids are also Drs (in different fields) is concerning.
Okay, Ellie Fenton may not be a Dr yet. But she is studying for her PHD in anthropology and archaeology. Dr J. Fenton is a neurologist, specialising in meta/alien biology. Dr Dante Fenton has a PHD in biochemistry. And Dr Danny is an astrophysics PHD with an engineering masters to back it up. They are clearly all far too intelligent with limited wisdom! Tim! Jason! Get back here! No! No going to college in other dimensions without back up! Recon! Special tech to keep in contact!!!!
The only difference, technically, between a school in the Zone? And on Earth? Is the American government won't recognize your Zone diploma...
Not accredited. But like..... I'm JUST SAYING? If you didn't try to pass your school off as some Big Ivy League type? Pulled the "oh yeah, you'd never have heard of it, it's local." And the COMPUTERS say it's legit?
How many people will dig deeper?
If you legitimately have the knowledge, you legitimately have the knowledge. Not YOUR fault you left out the whole "extra-dimensional" part. It makes folk nervous! And nervous folks get stabby.
So like? If you were ALREADY planning to "Move" as you euphemistically put it? Talked it over with your VERY concerned folks and friends? Who do NOT like the look of the steady but concerning rise of Anti-Ghost Powers That Be? Who finally put their foot down and reminded you that you are a TEENAGER and it's NOT your responsibility to fix the world?
Well...
Fuck those guys, I guess. You'll miss the old house, but Team "Taking our ball and going literally anywhere else" makes some good points. Why ARE you putting up with this?
And honestly, you've never SEEN your dad have so much fun. Him and the Reality Realtor just sorta... Vibe. Himbo to Himbo communications. Smatters of advanced physics. Fudge. It's great.
They move the portal. Collapse the old one in a way that makes it impossible to recover or recreate. You... kinda don't want to ask. They had that "mad scientist glint" in their eyes.
And while everyone's checking out brochures to different realities? You? Head off to the nearest College. It's the Zone, so technically you could go to any of endless billions. But you'd like your education some time this century.
Cue! Danny Fenton! Entering?
Academia's wet dream. A sprawling CITY of a college. Where the classes are on EVERYTHING and the price is FREE. People have Obsessions okay?? They NEED to teach. Debate and discuss! Study! Right papers and read them! It's been going on a while! And what happens when you find a subject that's NOT covered?
YOU COVER IT!
It's like if New York was a College. Good fucking luck find the dorms. Sleep on the floor like the rest of us, you casual.
Danny was Not Prepared ™.
He loves it though.
Classes on aeronautics next making the perfect sandwich, shoved next to historical basketry, stacked above alien slam poetry. But only on Tuesdays! Ever shifting. Breaking his Fenton Born Adhd in to a fine PASTE to be smeared upon bread. Happy mental stimulation chemicals go Brrrrrrrr
If it wasn't wildly inappropriate, he would LICK IT to claim it as his then wrap around it and gaurd like a territorial cat. He thought he HATED school! Turns out he just hated high-school. College though? College, or at least ZONE College, is fuckin AWESOME.
He's sit in SO MANY random classes just cause.
Picked up and dropped them at a whim. When they no longer sparked joy. He's been a flighty bitch and for once? No one CARES. No one says "you HAVE to commit and stick with this FOREVER once you choose this" and? It just? It's so FREEING! He's learned so MUCH!
He's probably gonna come back!
Which? Is how a deeply, DEEPLY weird aerospace engineer from supposedly bumfuck NOWHERE, end up working at Wayne Industries. He's.... a lil crazy behind the eyes. Ha ha... CONCERNING ™!
Dude sleeps on the lab floor. Has weirdly spotty knowledge. Can be an unprecedented genius one second and not know who the current president is the next. Doesn't know what DAY it is. Forgets to eat. Tried to make a fusion reactor out of the break room toaster before Sandra from accounting distracted him with pictures of her cat.
It's like he wanders through life blissfully unaware that he is both terrifying and about three seconds from killing them all. Then FUCKING TRIPS because he forgot to tie his shoelaces again.
Who hired this man?
WHY!?
I mean, we KNOW why. Probably to put him on a watch list. But? He's like a terrifying murder puppy! Built like a tank! That's stoned out of its mind half the time. And have you HEARD his college stories? That CAN'T be legal. Was this guy raised in a cult!? Aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!????
Tim, Tim hired him. Tim was interviewing. They had a two hour long discussion about sub atomic thermo something or other. Tim needs this man as his co-worker. Is Danny deeply worrying? Mayhaps. But Tim needed someone who could keep up with him. Danny is allowed into Tim's lab. The batfam? Are concerned™. Tim has a work bestie. Oh fuck. The two of them sometimes hole up for days. Wander out having revolutionised science. Again.
At least they can keep an eye on them? Tim is intrigued by Danny's college stories. He, he wants to go. Let him into the place of forbidden knowledge? Please? He just, it sounds amazing!!! Is he pretty sure it isn't on Earth? Absolutely! Does he care? No. Take him to the sacred place of learning!!! Danny is tempted. But also, not sure Tim, squishy human, would survive. Is it ethically ok to take him? Just asking!
Tim: I would chug Lazarus Water for a chance to go to your school 👀
Danny: Lazarus water...?
*Several Days of Mad Science Later*
Danny: Yeah, so chugging Lazarus Water might *eventually* work to make you liminal enough to survive my alma mater, but there'd be a *ton* of nasty side effects. *This* will work *better* 😁 🧪
Danny has however told Jazz. Who wanders in nd grabs it before Tim can.
Jazz: No changing your species without all the facts! Sit! Time for a presentation!
Tim and Danny are wrangled into c chairs and forced through an in depth presentation. Pros and cons. Everything he would need to know. Tim I enthralled. He wants! Gimme the death juice! He wants liminal options! The good college! People who would GET his hyper fixations! Gimme! Now!
Batfam watching via camera are very worried. Also glad Danny seems to have a minder. But also, Dick? Go wrangle Tim. She seems willing to let him make his own choices. Tim no! Make plans first! Discuss with family! Don't just trust the mad scientist!!!
They arrive just in time to see Tim chug his first glowing green smoothie. Jason sees one on the side and decides go chug one (they have spares. Becoming liminal all in one dose would not be fun. Tims is gonna be adding thw ecto to his missing spleen med schedule) . He's already undead what's the worse that can happen
And suddenly things are so much clearer? All the energy that is usually spent restraining the pit can now go to other things! Tim can freak himself up all he want. Rip open reality with his new science buddy for all he cares so long as he can get these too.
Jazz is just stood to one side sighing. Danny is bouncing in place. He gets two new buddies! One is already a revenant! Hey death buddy, want snacks? He has Ecto fries!! Dick has grappled Tim and is trying to make him throw up the Ecto. Jason is delighted at knowing mad scientist kid is also undead. Bruce watching all this happen? Just drops his head on the desk. Why did he expect any different.
Okay but Jason is also freaking out about zone collage.
Infinite learning zone that will actively cure the pit meaning he dosent have to worry about freaking at civies and harming people. Infact it will maybe even make him more popular there if he dose anyway?
Sign him up. His goons can run the gang themselves for a sec he needs in on this.
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The only difference, technically, between a school in the Zone? And on Earth? Is the American government won't recognize your Zone diploma...
Not accredited. But like..... I'm JUST SAYING? If you didn't try to pass your school off as some Big Ivy League type? Pulled the "oh yeah, you'd never have heard of it, it's local." And the COMPUTERS say it's legit?
How many people will dig deeper?
If you legitimately have the knowledge, you legitimately have the knowledge. Not YOUR fault you left out the whole "extra-dimensional" part. It makes folk nervous! And nervous folks get stabby.
So like? If you were ALREADY planning to "Move" as you euphemistically put it? Talked it over with your VERY concerned folks and friends? Who do NOT like the look of the steady but concerning rise of Anti-Ghost Powers That Be? Who finally put their foot down and reminded you that you are a TEENAGER and it's NOT your responsibility to fix the world?
Well...
Fuck those guys, I guess. You'll miss the old house, but Team "Taking our ball and going literally anywhere else" makes some good points. Why ARE you putting up with this?
And honestly, you've never SEEN your dad have so much fun. Him and the Reality Realtor just sorta... Vibe. Himbo to Himbo communications. Smatters of advanced physics. Fudge. It's great.
They move the portal. Collapse the old one in a way that makes it impossible to recover or recreate. You... kinda don't want to ask. They had that "mad scientist glint" in their eyes.
And while everyone's checking out brochures to different realities? You? Head off to the nearest College. It's the Zone, so technically you could go to any of endless billions. But you'd like your education some time this century.
Cue! Danny Fenton! Entering?
Academia's wet dream. A sprawling CITY of a college. Where the classes are on EVERYTHING and the price is FREE. People have Obsessions okay?? They NEED to teach. Debate and discuss! Study! Right papers and read them! It's been going on a while! And what happens when you find a subject that's NOT covered?
YOU COVER IT!
It's like if New York was a College. Good fucking luck find the dorms. Sleep on the floor like the rest of us, you casual.
Danny was Not Prepared ™.
He loves it though.
Classes on aeronautics next making the perfect sandwich, shoved next to historical basketry, stacked above alien slam poetry. But only on Tuesdays! Ever shifting. Breaking his Fenton Born Adhd in to a fine PASTE to be smeared upon bread. Happy mental stimulation chemicals go Brrrrrrrr
If it wasn't wildly inappropriate, he would LICK IT to claim it as his then wrap around it and gaurd like a territorial cat. He thought he HATED school! Turns out he just hated high-school. College though? College, or at least ZONE College, is fuckin AWESOME.
He's sit in SO MANY random classes just cause.
Picked up and dropped them at a whim. When they no longer sparked joy. He's been a flighty bitch and for once? No one CARES. No one says "you HAVE to commit and stick with this FOREVER once you choose this" and? It just? It's so FREEING! He's learned so MUCH!
He's probably gonna come back!
Which? Is how a deeply, DEEPLY weird aerospace engineer from supposedly bumfuck NOWHERE, end up working at Wayne Industries. He's.... a lil crazy behind the eyes. Ha ha... CONCERNING ™!
Dude sleeps on the lab floor. Has weirdly spotty knowledge. Can be an unprecedented genius one second and not know who the current president is the next. Doesn't know what DAY it is. Forgets to eat. Tried to make a fusion reactor out of the break room toaster before Sandra from accounting distracted him with pictures of her cat.
It's like he wanders through life blissfully unaware that he is both terrifying and about three seconds from killing them all. Then FUCKING TRIPS because he forgot to tie his shoelaces again.
Who hired this man?
WHY!?
I mean, we KNOW why. Probably to put him on a watch list. But? He's like a terrifying murder puppy! Built like a tank! That's stoned out of its mind half the time. And have you HEARD his college stories? That CAN'T be legal. Was this guy raised in a cult!? Aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!????
Tim, Tim hired him. Tim was interviewing. They had a two hour long discussion about sub atomic thermo something or other. Tim needs this man as his co-worker. Is Danny deeply worrying? Mayhaps. But Tim needed someone who could keep up with him. Danny is allowed into Tim's lab. The batfam? Are concerned™. Tim has a work bestie. Oh fuck. The two of them sometimes hole up for days. Wander out having revolutionised science. Again.
At least they can keep an eye on them? Tim is intrigued by Danny's college stories. He, he wants to go. Let him into the place of forbidden knowledge? Please? He just, it sounds amazing!!! Is he pretty sure it isn't on Earth? Absolutely! Does he care? No. Take him to the sacred place of learning!!! Danny is tempted. But also, not sure Tim, squishy human, would survive. Is it ethically ok to take him? Just asking!
Tim: I would chug Lazarus Water for a chance to go to your school 👀
Danny: Lazarus water...?
*Several Days of Mad Science Later*
Danny: Yeah, so chugging Lazarus Water might *eventually* work to make you liminal enough to survive my alma mater, but there'd be a *ton* of nasty side effects. *This* will work *better* 😁 🧪
Danny has however told Jazz. Who wanders in nd grabs it before Tim can.
Jazz: No changing your species without all the facts! Sit! Time for a presentation!
Tim and Danny are wrangled into c chairs and forced through an in depth presentation. Pros and cons. Everything he would need to know. Tim I enthralled. He wants! Gimme the death juice! He wants liminal options! The good college! People who would GET his hyper fixations! Gimme! Now!
Batfam watching via camera are very worried. Also glad Danny seems to have a minder. But also, Dick? Go wrangle Tim. She seems willing to let him make his own choices. Tim no! Make plans first! Discuss with family! Don't just trust the mad scientist!!!
They arrive just in time to see Tim chug his first glowing green smoothie. Jason sees one on the side and decides go chug one (they have spares. Becoming liminal all in one dose would not be fun. Tims is gonna be adding thw ecto to his missing spleen med schedule) . He's already undead what's the worse that can happen
And suddenly things are so much clearer? All the energy that is usually spent restraining the pit can now go to other things! Tim can freak himself up all he want. Rip open reality with his new science buddy for all he cares so long as he can get these too.
Jazz is just stood to one side sighing. Danny is bouncing in place. He gets two new buddies! One is already a revenant! Hey death buddy, want snacks? He has Ecto fries!! Dick has grappled Tim and is trying to make him throw up the Ecto. Jason is delighted at knowing mad scientist kid is also undead. Bruce watching all this happen? Just drops his head on the desk. Why did he expect any different.
Early on, Grace sits Rocky and Adrian down and explains that he doesn't expect them to watch every time he sleeps. He sleeps so much compared to an Eridian, and he really doesn't want them to feel like they have to be trapped in his house for 8 of every 24 hours. Waking up alone every so often is a little melancholy, but it's far outweighed by gratitude that when he expresses his wants and needs, he's believed and respected.
Field trips in the dome become a regular occurrence. They're chaotic and exhausting and so, so much fun. The waiting list is months long at this point. After lessons on geology, fluid dynamics, and Earth biology, the pebbles pretend to be space explorers discovering a new planet, or ambassadors to Earth that Grace receives with appropriate pomp and circumstance. Fully half of them have aspirations of joining Erid's newly-booming space program when they grow up.
Once Adrian learns that humans need regular touch for optimal health, they take it upon themselves to make sure that Grace never runs dry. Rocky's hugs are still his favorite ones in the universe, but when Adrian watches his sleep, he feels like a particularly beloved and indulged pet cat curled up in the arms of its favorite person, as Adrian strokes his hair and rubs his back or chest and carefully massages his shoulders.
Rocky builds them a proper theater room, with a comfy nest to lay in and a built-in texture translation screen that works much better than his makeshift texture gun. They start by rewatching all the Rocky movies, because obviously Adrian needs to see them.
With respect to Andy Weir, Grace is a biologist with the resources and goodwill of an entire planet behind him. Together they bioengineer plants that can survive in the biodome, and then some safe-for-human-consumption crops. Maybe the Eridians even get some new medicines out of it. Now that he's no longer limited to a San Francisco apartment, Grace finds that he really likes gardening, both ornamental and functional. The new foods don't replace everything he misses from Earth, but they add plenty of flavor and variety to his meals.
Rocky cannot stop making him things. The alarm clock and wristwatch were just the beginning. Little signs for his garden so Grace can keep track of what he's planted where. Gardening tools and kitchen gadgets. Furniture, mobility aids, experiments for his students to do. When Grace runs out of ideas, Rocky starts looking through the laptop for inspiration. A windchime that hangs outside his front door and produces the most beautiful, complex music. A true-to-life night sky projection that shows the stars as seen from either San Francisco or the top of Erid's space elevator. He spends three entire months building a pair of xenonite palm trees on the beach. They're as tall as Grace, with the colors and textures of Rocky's and Adrian's carapaces, and perfectly spaced to hold a hammock between them. It's the best spot for an afternoon nap.
A progression of events: The biodome team figures out rain. Grace cries the first time he feels it. Rocky teases him. Grace makes an offhand comment about "that one Blade Runner quote." They watch Blade Runner. They watch Blade Runner 2049. Adrian remarks that the Earth actor Ryan Gosling looks a lot like Grace. Grace drops his face into his hands and groans; even 16 lightyears away from the guy, he can't escape the comparison. Rocky makes them watch Ryan Gosling's entire filmography. His favorite is the Barbie movie ("Grace's job is beach too!").
The only difference, technically, between a school in the Zone? And on Earth? Is the American government won't recognize your Zone diploma...
Not accredited. But like..... I'm JUST SAYING? If you didn't try to pass your school off as some Big Ivy League type? Pulled the "oh yeah, you'd never have heard of it, it's local." And the COMPUTERS say it's legit?
How many people will dig deeper?
If you legitimately have the knowledge, you legitimately have the knowledge. Not YOUR fault you left out the whole "extra-dimensional" part. It makes folk nervous! And nervous folks get stabby.
So like? If you were ALREADY planning to "Move" as you euphemistically put it? Talked it over with your VERY concerned folks and friends? Who do NOT like the look of the steady but concerning rise of Anti-Ghost Powers That Be? Who finally put their foot down and reminded you that you are a TEENAGER and it's NOT your responsibility to fix the world?
Well...
Fuck those guys, I guess. You'll miss the old house, but Team "Taking our ball and going literally anywhere else" makes some good points. Why ARE you putting up with this?
And honestly, you've never SEEN your dad have so much fun. Him and the Reality Realtor just sorta... Vibe. Himbo to Himbo communications. Smatters of advanced physics. Fudge. It's great.
They move the portal. Collapse the old one in a way that makes it impossible to recover or recreate. You... kinda don't want to ask. They had that "mad scientist glint" in their eyes.
And while everyone's checking out brochures to different realities? You? Head off to the nearest College. It's the Zone, so technically you could go to any of endless billions. But you'd like your education some time this century.
Cue! Danny Fenton! Entering?
Academia's wet dream. A sprawling CITY of a college. Where the classes are on EVERYTHING and the price is FREE. People have Obsessions okay?? They NEED to teach. Debate and discuss! Study! Right papers and read them! It's been going on a while! And what happens when you find a subject that's NOT covered?
YOU COVER IT!
It's like if New York was a College. Good fucking luck find the dorms. Sleep on the floor like the rest of us, you casual.
Danny was Not Prepared ™.
He loves it though.
Classes on aeronautics next making the perfect sandwich, shoved next to historical basketry, stacked above alien slam poetry. But only on Tuesdays! Ever shifting. Breaking his Fenton Born Adhd in to a fine PASTE to be smeared upon bread. Happy mental stimulation chemicals go Brrrrrrrr
If it wasn't wildly inappropriate, he would LICK IT to claim it as his then wrap around it and gaurd like a territorial cat. He thought he HATED school! Turns out he just hated high-school. College though? College, or at least ZONE College, is fuckin AWESOME.
He's sit in SO MANY random classes just cause.
Picked up and dropped them at a whim. When they no longer sparked joy. He's been a flighty bitch and for once? No one CARES. No one says "you HAVE to commit and stick with this FOREVER once you choose this" and? It just? It's so FREEING! He's learned so MUCH!
He's probably gonna come back!
Which? Is how a deeply, DEEPLY weird aerospace engineer from supposedly bumfuck NOWHERE, end up working at Wayne Industries. He's.... a lil crazy behind the eyes. Ha ha... CONCERNING ™!
Dude sleeps on the lab floor. Has weirdly spotty knowledge. Can be an unprecedented genius one second and not know who the current president is the next. Doesn't know what DAY it is. Forgets to eat. Tried to make a fusion reactor out of the break room toaster before Sandra from accounting distracted him with pictures of her cat.
It's like he wanders through life blissfully unaware that he is both terrifying and about three seconds from killing them all. Then FUCKING TRIPS because he forgot to tie his shoelaces again.
Who hired this man?
WHY!?
I mean, we KNOW why. Probably to put him on a watch list. But? He's like a terrifying murder puppy! Built like a tank! That's stoned out of its mind half the time. And have you HEARD his college stories? That CAN'T be legal. Was this guy raised in a cult!? Aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!????
Tim, Tim hired him. Tim was interviewing. They had a two hour long discussion about sub atomic thermo something or other. Tim needs this man as his co-worker. Is Danny deeply worrying? Mayhaps. But Tim needed someone who could keep up with him. Danny is allowed into Tim's lab. The batfam? Are concerned™. Tim has a work bestie. Oh fuck. The two of them sometimes hole up for days. Wander out having revolutionised science. Again.
At least they can keep an eye on them? Tim is intrigued by Danny's college stories. He, he wants to go. Let him into the place of forbidden knowledge? Please? He just, it sounds amazing!!! Is he pretty sure it isn't on Earth? Absolutely! Does he care? No. Take him to the sacred place of learning!!! Danny is tempted. But also, not sure Tim, squishy human, would survive. Is it ethically ok to take him? Just asking!
Tim: I would chug Lazarus Water for a chance to go to your school 👀
Danny: Lazarus water...?
*Several Days of Mad Science Later*
Danny: Yeah, so chugging Lazarus Water might *eventually* work to make you liminal enough to survive my alma mater, but there'd be a *ton* of nasty side effects. *This* will work *better* 😁 🧪
Danny has however told Jazz. Who wanders in nd grabs it before Tim can.
Jazz: No changing your species without all the facts! Sit! Time for a presentation!
Tim and Danny are wrangled into c chairs and forced through an in depth presentation. Pros and cons. Everything he would need to know. Tim I enthralled. He wants! Gimme the death juice! He wants liminal options! The good college! People who would GET his hyper fixations! Gimme! Now!
Batfam watching via camera are very worried. Also glad Danny seems to have a minder. But also, Dick? Go wrangle Tim. She seems willing to let him make his own choices. Tim no! Make plans first! Discuss with family! Don't just trust the mad scientist!!!
They arrive just in time to see Tim chug his first glowing green smoothie. Jason sees one on the side and decides go chug one (they have spares. Becoming liminal all in one dose would not be fun. Tims is gonna be adding thw ecto to his missing spleen med schedule) . He's already undead what's the worse that can happen
And suddenly things are so much clearer? All the energy that is usually spent restraining the pit can now go to other things! Tim can freak himself up all he want. Rip open reality with his new science buddy for all he cares so long as he can get these too.
Try to tell me that Bruce isn't conflicted about this, his son will stop being a high school dropout, so he's estatic, but at the cost of changing his species and going to different dimension (baby far from home)
once again these are all from like the same two canvas files in procreate judging from the same color background. also straight up had a dream where grace and rocky figured out how to make gnocchi out of taumoeba hence the making gnocchi over a bunsen burner
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once again these are all from like the same two canvas files in procreate judging from the same color background. also straight up had a dream where grace and rocky figured out how to make gnocchi out of taumoeba hence the making gnocchi over a bunsen burner
grace describing what a situationship is to rocky and rocky just goes, "oh so grace rocky is situationship!"
grace : what.
rocky : grace not hear clearly, question? i said—
grace : no, no, i heard you loud and clear its just that i never thought of us as a... situationship
rocky : this is precisely why rocky said grace rocky is situationship. modern human males often display reluctance when asked "what are we" by human partner, sometimes female. just like what grace doing now
grace : that's different situations!
rocky : no, is same!
grace : you already have a mate!
rocky : from rocky's observations, that does not stop a majority of humans from pursuing situationships
grace : ……
grace : okay.. #fairs
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