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pH balance in your mouth, and how it affects your teeth! Inspired by my dentist scolding me for my daily energi drink consumption, cause it’s apparently detrimental to the health of my enamel… whatever that means

Like this man has been reading romance novels for as long as he can remember and he absolutely refuses to let this set up go to waste. He has a strange new world, a kind but powerful king, a castle, and big ass fucking library right there.

Too bad his family didn’t get the memo and reverse summoned him back too early.

———

Jason: *finally seduced Danny and is about to initiate the “frantic sex after weeks of pining” portion of the plot*

Jason: *is summoned back*

Jason: *has hickies all over his neck, claw marks down his back, unzipped pants, and no belt*

Jason: …

Jason: I hate all of you, you cockblocking motherfuckers. I had him right there! I could have been his husband. HUSBAND!!!!!

Bruce:

Tim:

Dick: …looks like you’ve been having a better few weeks than we have.

Damian: Father, I believe this is sufficient proof for removing Todd from the family.

Jason: IF YOU FUCKING WAITED I COULD HAVE HAD A DIFFERENT ONE

Tim: sorry that we worried about you being at the mercy of an all powerful ruler of the dead???

The comments preference for Angry About It Jason and Sad Wet Cat Danny kinda presume that Danny knows it was Jason's family stealing him back or that somehow it was Jason's choice to leave.

Jason, distractedly tucking the list between the pages of an alternate dimensions version of Dracula where all the heroes formed a polycule at the end: yeah, uhuh sure.

———

Jason: *gets summoned back to his universe by his family* oh fuck no

——-

Danny assuming Jason chose to leave right then: Clocky! He felt so unsafe with me that he triggered the transport! I didn’t even know he did the ritual!!! And I thought he was having fun! I asked him! He said yes! He was kissing me back! *sobs* Jasoooooooon 😭 please come back babe I miss you so much.

Danny: …SOMEONE ELSE CHASED BY SWEET MAN AWAY IM GOING TO END THEM MYSELF SO HELP ME ANCIENTS THEY ARE TOAST

-

Like this man has been reading romance novels for as long as he can remember and he absolutely refuses to let this set up go to waste. He has a strange new world, a kind but powerful king, a castle, and big ass fucking library right there.

Too bad his family didn’t get the memo and reverse summoned him back too early.

———

Jason: *finally seduced Danny and is about to initiate the “frantic sex after weeks of pining” portion of the plot*

Jason: *is summoned back*

Jason: *has hickies all over his neck, claw marks down his back, unzipped pants, and no belt*

Jason: …

Jason: I hate all of you, you cockblocking motherfuckers. I had him right there! I could have been his husband. HUSBAND!!!!!

Bruce:

Tim:

Dick: …looks like you’ve been having a better few weeks than we have.

Damian: Father, I believe this is sufficient proof for removing Todd from the family.

Jason: IF YOU FUCKING WAITED I COULD HAVE HAD A DIFFERENT ONE

Tim: sorry that we worried about you being at the mercy of an all powerful ruler of the dead???

The comments preference for Angry About It Jason and Sad Wet Cat Danny kinda presume that Danny knows it was Jason's family stealing him back or that somehow it was Jason's choice to leave.

Jason, distractedly tucking the list between the pages of an alternate dimensions version of Dracula where all the heroes formed a polycule at the end: yeah, uhuh sure.

———

Jason: *gets summoned back to his universe by his family* oh fuck no

——-

Danny assuming Jason chose to leave right then: Clocky! He felt so unsafe with me that he triggered the transport! I didn’t even know he did the ritual!!! And I thought he was having fun! I asked him! He said yes! He was kissing me back! *sobs* Jasoooooooon 😭 please come back babe I miss you so much.

Like this man has been reading romance novels for as long as he can remember and he absolutely refuses to let this set up go to waste. He has a strange new world, a kind but powerful king, a castle, and big ass fucking library right there.

Too bad his family didn’t get the memo and reverse summoned him back too early.

———

Jason: *finally seduced Danny and is about to initiate the “frantic sex after weeks of pining” portion of the plot*

Jason: *is summoned back*

Jason: *has hickies all over his neck, claw marks down his back, unzipped pants, and no belt*

Jason: …

Jason: I hate all of you, you cockblocking motherfuckers. I had him right there! I could have been his husband. HUSBAND!!!!!

Bruce:

Tim:

Dick: …looks like you’ve been having a better few weeks than we have.

Damian: Father, I believe this is sufficient proof for removing Todd from the family.

Jason: IF YOU FUCKING WAITED I COULD HAVE HAD A DIFFERENT ONE

Tim: sorry that we worried about you being at the mercy of an all powerful ruler of the dead???

The comments preference for Angry About It Jason and Sad Wet Cat Danny kinda presume that Danny knows it was Jason's family stealing him back or that somehow it was Jason's choice to leave.

Like this man has been reading romance novels for as long as he can remember and he absolutely refuses to let this set up go to waste. He has a strange new world, a kind but powerful king, a castle, and big ass fucking library right there.

Too bad his family didn’t get the memo and reverse summoned him back too early.

———

Jason: *finally seduced Danny and is about to initiate the “frantic sex after weeks of pining” portion of the plot*

Jason: *is summoned back*

Jason: *has hickies all over his neck, claw marks down his back, unzipped pants, and no belt*

Jason: …

Jason: I hate all of you, you cockblocking motherfuckers. I had him right there! I could have been his husband. HUSBAND!!!!!

Bruce:

Tim:

Dick: …looks like you’ve been having a better few weeks than we have.

Damian: Father, I believe this is sufficient proof for removing Todd from the family.

Jason: IF YOU FUCKING WAITED I COULD HAVE HAD A DIFFERENT ONE

Tim: sorry that we worried about you being at the mercy of an all powerful ruler of the dead???

Damian: he’s clearly defective. I mean he fell in love with his keeper. Stockholm syndrome -_-

Jason: first of all, no. That shits faker than a clean cop.

Dick: you do know I’m-

Jason: -shut it cop boy. I said what I said. Second, Danny tried to bring me back immediately, but I said fuck no because-

Bruce: are you telling me you willingly stayed in another dimension and didn’t even try to tell us you were safe?

Tim: It could be mind control. To make Jason think he had a choice?

Jason: I fucking resent that. I stayed because he was hot and had the biggest fucking library I have ever seen in my life. I shit you not there is a copy of every single book and scroll that burned with the library of Alexandria. Translated versions! And millions of different version of books as they were published in other universes. I mean there was one where Elizabeth Bennet married Mr. Darcy’s sister!

Dick: nope, no mind control there. That’s all jason.

Jason: and Danny listened to me rant about them all! God I’ve never wanted someone to fuck me more than when he pointed out that the quality of Frankenstein always decreased when Mary Shelly was Michael Shelly.

Although I will say the one where Dr. Victoria Frankenstein not only makes a wife for the monster, but a child too is a fascinating take on how women were perceived as “softeners” for men during the period…I could have done without the misogynistic commentary where every bad decision she made was a byproduct of her being a woman with too many big ideas dabbling in things she didn’t understand tho.

Tim: so are we just going to skip past where you said you-

Jason: I’m so glad you mentioned it. Because you rat fuckers interrupted my 5 year “became a trophy wife” plan! We were right on schedule for the first time we’d have sex but you ruined everything! It’ll take weeks to salvage this! If it even can be salvaged.

Dick: So…you’re doing all that for a big library?

Jason: Nah. He’s clearly got a big, and I mean big King of the Infinite Realms size coc-

Like this man has been reading romance novels for as long as he can remember and he absolutely refuses to let this set up go to waste. He has a strange new world, a kind but powerful king, a castle, and big ass fucking library right there.

Too bad his family didn’t get the memo and reverse summoned him back too early.

———

Jason: *finally seduced Danny and is about to initiate the “frantic sex after weeks of pining” portion of the plot*

Jason: *is summoned back*

Jason: *has hickies all over his neck, claw marks down his back, unzipped pants, and no belt*

Jason: …

Jason: I hate all of you, you cockblocking motherfuckers. I had him right there! I could have been his husband. HUSBAND!!!!!

Bruce:

Tim:

Dick: …looks like you’ve been having a better few weeks than we have.

Damian: Father, I believe this is sufficient proof for removing Todd from the family.

Jason: IF YOU FUCKING WAITED I COULD HAVE HAD A DIFFERENT ONE

Tim: sorry that we worried about you being at the mercy of an all powerful ruler of the dead???

Bruce calling up Clark like

Bruce: I am currently in the process of breaking into a government facility in order to dismantle their operations.

Clark: Okay? Do you need... help?

Bruce: Yes.

Clark: Sure, I'll be right there.

Bruce: Not that kind of help. Oracle is sending you the files now. I'd like you and Ms. Lane to make these people wish they were never born.

Clark: [speed-reading the documents] Oh yeah, can do. This is truly disgusting. If the public is half as outraged as I am, we'll get this sorted as fast as the courts can manage.

Bruce calling up Clark like

Bruce: I am currently in the process of breaking into a government facility in order to dismantle their operations.

Clark: Okay? Do you need... help?

Bruce: Yes.

Clark: Sure, I'll be right there.

Bruce: Not that kind of help. Oracle is sending you the files now. I'd like you and Ms. Lane to make these people wish they were never born.

Clark: [speed-reading the documents] Oh yeah, can do. This is truly disgusting. If the public is half as outraged as I am, we'll get this sorted as fast as the courts can manage.

Once communications were back up, the news broke. The GIW had been revealed to the public, along with the extensive protocols they liked to reference when trying to chase him and any of the other ghosts down. Protocols that allowed for capture, study, and experimentation on anyone and anything infused with so much as a drop of ectoplasm. Protocols that treated them as less than animals. Protocols that gave the GIW the right to kill on sight if they deemed it necessary.

It was disturbing, to say the least, especially the clause in the section about tracking and capture that declared civilian lives worth less than successful capture of "any ectoplasm infused entity or item." He couldn't imagine that had gone over well with the general public. But he didn't have to worry about them anymore. What he did have to worry about was finding the people responsible for saving his town and thanking them.

He didn't leave Amity Park all that often, things tended to get out of hand when he did, but a word to Clockwork and Fright Knight should keep everything handled for a little while. Sam and Tucker were invaluable, finding the first reporters to blow the whistle on everything, and the best place to find the group, never mind that it was the Justice League of all people, that led the efforts to get the GIW disbanded entirely. Getting to the reporters was easy. They were out, but it wasn't hard to phase into their offices, leave a thank you note and a small gift of appreciation (Danny whipped up a pocket lie detector for the both of them and instructions on their use).

Next up was thanking the Justice League. He couldn't very well make everyone there a small item, but he could leave a note of thanks, and offer to help them if they ever needed it. He hadn't intended to pop through the table in the middle of a meeting, let alone right in front of Superman.

"welp, i'm just gonna....leave this and here.....and i'll be out of the way"

drops the notes and just......slowly fades/phases right outta there

later

dude, you could've just thanked them there, introduced yourself

Bruce calling up Clark like

Bruce: I am currently in the process of breaking into a government facility in order to dismantle their operations.

Clark: Okay? Do you need... help?

Bruce: Yes.

Clark: Sure, I'll be right there.

Bruce: Not that kind of help. Oracle is sending you the files now. I'd like you and Ms. Lane to make these people wish they were never born.

Clark: [speed-reading the documents] Oh yeah, can do. This is truly disgusting. If the public is half as outraged as I am, we'll get this sorted as fast as the courts can manage.

Once communications were back up, the news broke. The GIW had been revealed to the public, along with the extensive protocols they liked to reference when trying to chase him and any of the other ghosts down. Protocols that allowed for capture, study, and experimentation on anyone and anything infused with so much as a drop of ectoplasm. Protocols that treated them as less than animals. Protocols that gave the GIW the right to kill on sight if they deemed it necessary.

It was disturbing, to say the least, especially the clause in the section about tracking and capture that declared civilian lives worth less than successful capture of "any ectoplasm infused entity or item." He couldn't imagine that had gone over well with the general public. But he didn't have to worry about them anymore. What he did have to worry about was finding the people responsible for saving his town and thanking them.

He didn't leave Amity Park all that often, things tended to get out of hand when he did, but a word to Clockwork and Fright Knight should keep everything handled for a little while. Sam and Tucker were invaluable, finding the first reporters to blow the whistle on everything, and the best place to find the group, never mind that it was the Justice League of all people, that led the efforts to get the GIW disbanded entirely. Getting to the reporters was easy. They were out, but it wasn't hard to phase into their offices, leave a thank you note and a small gift of appreciation (Danny whipped up a pocket lie detector for the both of them and instructions on their use).

Next up was thanking the Justice League. He couldn't very well make everyone there a small item, but he could leave a note of thanks, and offer to help them if they ever needed it. He hadn't intended to pop through the table in the middle of a meeting, let alone right in front of Superman.

Bruce calling up Clark like

Bruce: I am currently in the process of breaking into a government facility in order to dismantle their operations.

Clark: Okay? Do you need... help?

Bruce: Yes.

Clark: Sure, I'll be right there.

Bruce: Not that kind of help. Oracle is sending you the files now. I'd like you and Ms. Lane to make these people wish they were never born.

Clark: [speed-reading the documents] Oh yeah, can do. This is truly disgusting. If the public is half as outraged as I am, we'll get this sorted as fast as the courts can manage.

Bruce calling up Clark like

Bruce: I am currently in the process of breaking into a government facility in order to dismantle their operations.

Clark: Okay? Do you need... help?

Bruce: Yes.

Clark: Sure, I'll be right there.

Bruce: Not that kind of help. Oracle is sending you the files now. I'd like you and Ms. Lane to make these people wish they were never born.

Clark: [speed-reading the documents] Oh yeah, can do. This is truly disgusting. If the public is half as outraged as I am, we'll get this sorted as fast as the courts can manage.

And this kid is just making space puns, while clearly showing how grateful he is, so excited to be meeting them, talking about how happy he is they finally did something about the laws.

Bruce calling up Clark like

Bruce: I am currently in the process of breaking into a government facility in order to dismantle their operations.

Clark: Okay? Do you need... help?

Bruce: Yes.

Clark: Sure, I'll be right there.

Bruce: Not that kind of help. Oracle is sending you the files now. I'd like you and Ms. Lane to make these people wish they were never born.

Clark: [speed-reading the documents] Oh yeah, can do. This is truly disgusting. If the public is half as outraged as I am, we'll get this sorted as fast as the courts can manage.

And this kid is just making space puns, while clearly showing how grateful he is, so excited to be meeting them, talking about how happy he is they finally did something about the laws.

Bruce calling up Clark like

Bruce: I am currently in the process of breaking into a government facility in order to dismantle their operations.

Clark: Okay? Do you need... help?

Bruce: Yes.

Clark: Sure, I'll be right there.

Bruce: Not that kind of help. Oracle is sending you the files now. I'd like you and Ms. Lane to make these people wish they were never born.

Clark: [speed-reading the documents] Oh yeah, can do. This is truly disgusting. If the public is half as outraged as I am, we'll get this sorted as fast as the courts can manage.

Bruce calling up Clark like

Bruce: I am currently in the process of breaking into a government facility in order to dismantle their operations.

Clark: Okay? Do you need... help?

Bruce: Yes.

Clark: Sure, I'll be right there.

Bruce: Not that kind of help. Oracle is sending you the files now. I'd like you and Ms. Lane to make these people wish they were never born.

Clark: [speed-reading the documents] Oh yeah, can do. This is truly disgusting. If the public is half as outraged as I am, we'll get this sorted as fast as the courts can manage.

and, i’m no biomechanics expert, but eridian locomotion seems incredibly thermally intensive. i expect prolonged physical effort would heat up rocky’s ACS until either it can’t create enough of a temperature differential to move his legs, or it starts to cook his worker cells. and this kills the eridian so there might be a biological mechanism to stop it, or maybe their body just tells their brain that they absolutely have to stop moving now.