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we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

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do you knowed who can be under there?
thats right!
Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.
It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this
everyone’s always like “dragons in the past/ robots in the future” but consider this
dragons in the future
selective breeding and novelty science of winged lizards goes a little too far and then when they escape they continue evolving
futuristic megacities trying to safeguard themselves against dragons which might come along hoping to find a snack
huge flocks of dragons flying south for the winter
dragonlings rooting through rubbish bins behind restaurants and being shooed away
*slams fists on desk* YOU’RE HIRED
Dragons adapting for different urban environments: sewer dragons, alley dragons, dragons that build their nests atop skyscrapers.
Zoos putting wire mesh over the top of their enclosures to keep dragons from swooping in and stealing their animals - and finding that even that isn’t enough.
The impact of introducing a major new predator into the wild, and how the ecosystem rebalances itself around them (or doesn’t).
They never stop aging - they only get bigger. Geneticists try to make humans immortal by isolating the genes that control the dragons’ growth and implanting them into humans, with disastrous results.
SPACE DRAGONS. IN SPACE. Nobody knows what they eat, how they breathe or how they survive, but they’re a threat to the newly-developed interplanetary passenger shuttles.
Political schisms over the revelation that dragons are sapient.
but also dragons with artificial limbs. Dragon rehabilitation centers.
Tamed dragons used by police and military forces. Dragons that are sent in with military forces because who wants to fight a dragon.
Dragons that steal computers and adapt to using technology.
Dragons that hoard technology like gems. Macbooks are the new diamonds and iPhones are like emeralds. Dragons that sit on piles of digital watches and end up having to steal more tiny batteries because they need to power them somehow. Dragons that hoard solar lights because they like the light.
Sorry but I saw space dragons and felt compelled to promote @derinthescarletpescatarian’s story Void Princess.
It has robot dragons in space. I don’t know how to promote stories and Derin certainly doesn’t.
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Can everyone who makes video content do a Deaf bitch a favor? Watch your shit with the captions on and the sound off, and then do another round of editing to fix things including but not limited to:
Captions cover the spot on the screen you put the information I need
The dialogue is captioned but not the song you have playing that the dialogue is responding to
You only captioned the person on the screen, not the person off screen who is also talking
No captioning of critical sound effects (alarms, bells, dogs barking, etc)
Speakers are not labelled at moments where it is not clear on the screen who is talking.
Captions cover the spot on the screen that you put the information I need!
Other d/Deaf people welcome to add.
This post brought to you by the fifth video tutorial I could not follow because the bad, auto-generated captions covered what I was trying to watch today.
"It's your mother, Fred. She wants to know if she can borrow one of your old brassieres."
"Mine is detachable!"
Cartoons by Kevin Horwitz, from the May 1993 issue of "FTM", the quarterly newsletter for female-to-male trans people in the 90s & 2000s.

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I tried recreating Goya's "Saturn devouring his son" in tomodachi life
"He [an 11th century monk named Eilmer] was a man learned for those times, of ripe old age, and in his early youth had hazarded a deed of remarkable boldness. He had by some means, I scarcely know what, fastened wings to his hands and feet so that, mistaking fable for truth, he might fly like Daedalus, and, collecting the breeze upon the summit of a tower, flew for more than a furlong [201 metres]. But agitated by the violence of the wind and the swirling of air, as well as by the awareness of his rash attempt, he fell, broke both his legs and was lame ever after. He used to relate as the cause of his failure, his forgetting to provide himself a tail."
(recorded by fellow monk William of Malmesbury in Gesta regum Anglorum)
I have been to where he flew from! Malmesbury is one of the most beautiful places in England, and also holds the distinction for being the first recorded location in England of a woman being eaten by a tiger.
They're just doing shit in Malmesbury, huh?
Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who was murdered on the first day of Pride month as well as Indigenous History Month. He died protecting his trans husband. Homophobia and racism aren’t marks of the past, and this is a heart breaking reminder of that.
Praying for a safe journey back to the spirit world, Uncle ❤️🩹🦅
Today is the anniversary of the death of Jonathan Joss (King of the Hill, Parks and Rec). Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who died protecting his transgender husband, on the first day of Pride month. Today we remember him and how he protected his family.

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defend trans rights protect trans kids stand up for Black trans women
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