Everything I Love Is Canceled

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"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

I’m straight up CRYING

The person who commented “sounds like a bunch of kazoos having a panic attack” made me laugh out loud :D

“it is YOUR turn to watch them. what, no, you don’t need to pick them up what are you doing, just- no get BACK here i said it’s your TURN”

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

I don't know who needs to hear this but... start living. The days are flying by and all you do is work, pay bills, and stress. Enjoy what you can like walks, sunsets, music, laughter. Joy doesn't have to be expensive. You deserve it.

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

20-somethings on this website doing none of the things we’re evolved to do for our health and then wondering why they’re so depressed. (smacking you through the screen) GO EAT A LEAF!!!!!!!! GO CRACK A NUT OPEN WITH A ROCK YOU SAD TORMENTED LITTLE APE

i know this is easier said than done and i do not mean this judgementally but you have to start treating yourself like the animal you are in any small consistent way you can. like imagine you went to a zoo and you saw a gorilla sitting in front of blue screens for hours with no natural light no physical activity no interaction with peers no nutritious whole foods no fresh air no water and a pack of cigarettes. you would run screaming to the local news about the blatant animal abuse. you would be demanding boycotts you’d be sledgehammering locks off cages. do you get what i am saying please go squish your toes in mud

This this this! You're your own zookeeper so stop violating ethics boards

stupid thing about me is I don’t cut corners but I also have no work ethic. if I do something it WILL be done right. no telling whether I’ll actually fucking do it tho

Ah, the fatal combination of having pride in my work but fuckall executive functioning.

people will be like "if you ever knew a true narcissist or sociopath [using their language] you wouldn't be advocating for them" and i'm on my way to a slumber party with my friends who are professionally diagnosed with npd and aspd, meanwhile the "narcissists" and "sociopaths" they think they know are people with zero disorders who just suck

or the "narcissists" and "sociopaths" they think they know are autistic people who have actually literally done nothing wrong but they get a "bad vibe"