Everything I Love Is Canceled

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[guy who doesnt do literally anything voice] there just aint enough hours in the day to get everything done that needs to be done am i right

fuck using "proper" words. i feel bleugh I feel blah I feel meh i feel hm and thats the best you'll get

I want to rest, but also i want to do stuff, but also i don’t want to do anything

doctor just prescribed me music really loud

lmao project runway season 12 has a guy with a cochlear implant and he said he’s not worried about anyone getting on his nerves because if they start he’ll just turn the device off.

I am running a marathon with a twisted ankle and it hurts but some pain is normal, right? Everyone says it's supposed to be hard. It is a marathon after all. I am running a marathon with a twisted ankle but honestly it could be worse, right? I heard someone once finished with a broken leg. The ankle is nothing compared to that. I am running a marathon with a twisted ankle but you can get used to pain, right? The body can endure almost anything. The problem is always the mind. I am running a marathon with a twisted ankle but I made it this far, that means I can keep going, right? Everyone says it's supposed to be hard. It is a marathon after all.

CPTSD constantly has me acting so cartoonishly stupid. hello my partner of 4 years who has literally never so much as raised their voice in my direction, i heard you doing dishes a little louder than usual in the other room. are you going to kill me?

On the phone at work with the woman born in '37 and she was apologizing for complaining about her pain and I was like oh no worries I got fibro I get it and she was like "oh we're in this together then" and as we were laughing about it she unprompted said "so who are we gonna kill about it" and because this is exactly the energy I wish every customer had i instantly replied "well I can't plan that on a line my bosses can hear" which she got a real kick out of. Anyway go grandma

one of my goals in life is to make sure that if i’m ever cannibalized that i taste good which means i can’t be so stressed

and no one on the ‘naruto convinces me to brush my teeth’ website is allowed to judge me for this. we all handle self-care differently.