It's Goop Baby!

I think they should make the boner pills in pink instead of blue just to see if cishet men can handle it

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

your friend small af and weirdddd

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am