It's Goop Baby!

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

let me be pervertly clear

god it's all so true

imagine hating me and im just in my room straight up sobbing

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

go outside and try to suplex a bird

tell me how bug resists fighting

go outside and try to suplex a bug

car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account

me trying to remember what newfoundlands are called earlier: big dog he's an island

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

I think they should make the boner pills in pink instead of blue just to see if cishet men can handle it