It's Goop Baby!

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

your friend small af and weirdddd

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

Never getting over Charlie Kirk getting shot in the throat right after he uses it to downplay gun violence. Gotta be a top 3 assassination. Up there with Shinzo getting doohickey'd.

It's on some straight up Greek play shit. Man who uses his voice to justify violence and stir evil for years meets his end as that very violence tears out his throat. Poetic. Captured live from multiple angles. People stole his blood soaked merch to hock and his wife was giddy about sale numbers during his funeral.

we all have that one cousin who rolls around a ball that picks stuff up

Art is about thinking things like 'this ice axe looks weird and terrible I need to give in and look one up for real' only to find out that real ice axes look like mysterious gnarled creatures

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

now i don’t know enough about omegaverse to say anything definitively but from what i have seen it certainly looks like it emulates insects much more than wolves.

like if you’re looking for an animal with strictly defined castes and extensive use of pheromones you are looking for ants i think

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters