It's Goop Baby!

whenever I hear thunder my mood immediately improves x100 ☔️

You ever notice that birds won't go anywhere near a scarecrow, but if you put a real man of flesh and blood on a stake in a field, they'll peck out his eyes

NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit

I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic

we should start giving testosterone to ants

uncles

sometimes when I get mad online I have remind myself that the coolest and most reasonable friend I have doesn’t know who dril is and asked me to explain what the acronym “MCU” stands for, because she spends most of her free time watching documentaries about industrial disasters with her girlfriend and going to quarries to collect rocks together. a better world is possible and it’s out there right now