TimTom

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

my first love...

the real moral lesson in chess is that you can only move forwards 5-6 times in your life before you're turned into a beautiful queen but also rarely you might be turned into a horse

HAS FEMINISM GONE TOO FAR?: my offer to "do some spy vs spy shit to the pussy" has been rebuffed by yet another cold-hearted shrew

What creature is this?

Fuck your entire life

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is