Said The Crow To The Raven

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

Immediately I love him

Touching grass is not enough; I need to travel far over the misty mountains cold.

i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless

This post got weird

This post started with fucking hairless sharks. Weird wasn’t a destination so much as a jumping off point.

I’ve never been so surprised not to encounter the word “smooth” in a text post

Taking up too much of the bed because nesting instinct takes over and you need space to curl up in your extremely soft and plush nest

damn a tattoo would really hit the spot right now

Ballerina

Dramatic Death Scene

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars