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I use my dying breath to once again mock the musical shortcomings of the "red hot chili peppers"...

SNIPED

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

Man and beast should absolutely fuse into one perfect being

Haha, ha, in bed? Haha nooo that would be dumbbb. U-unless… fuse in bed, right?

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

Hyenas are notable for their cuteness

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you