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stupid wuppyog

seems like we all fuck with stupid wuppyog

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oysters-aint-for-me

i keep getting this instagram ad for what i assume is a romantasy novel that begins w the phrase “imagine knowing your destiny in life…is to die” n it’s pissing me off SO BAD. everyone’s destiny in life is to die. that’s like. kind of the main one.

shilohguesses

Mom nightmare: Your eldest kid gets a heart attack from playing on the computer too much

Dad nightmare: Eldest son does something gay in front of all the DEVO guys

boohoohoo 😭 i'm gonna glum 🥺

#ipj speaks #sometimes posting feels like locking the car doors and windows and then ripping a rancid fart

ozempicofficial

anonymous-descriptions

[Image ID: Tweet from Icy (@/ whereIcy) reading: At the strip club sighing loudly until the stripper ask what's wrong /End ID]

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hotvampireadjacent

christianstepmoms

stuffaboutminneapolis

“If the narcs think I’m gonna stop baking brownies for my kids with AIDS, they can go fuck themselves in Macy’s window!”

Mary Jane Rathbun (1922-1999) was raised in Minneapolis and later became known as "Brownie Mary" in San Francisco as the Godmother of the medical marijuana movement.

cheddar-baby

Are you currently in a headspace to receive my long creepy witch finger?

innerchildabortionclinic

I genuinely wish people would stop engaging in algospeak when it comes to topics where discussion can legitimately be diluted by it. I don't know how to drill it into your head that censoring "rape" and "sexual assault" is extremely counterproductive no matter how much discomfort reading the words brings you.

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chicorystart

ok cafe miel is really good. imagine walking into a bakery first thing in the morning. that smell and feel, but in the form of a hot latte in your mouth.

chicorystart

nobody asked, but

grab a mug and put a thin layer of honey on the bottom.

pour two shots of espresso into that mug

shake some cinnamon and a little bit of nutmeg on top

throw in a splash of vanilla extract

pour in steamed oat milk and stir it all up

if u don't have an espresso machine or a milk steamer, i'm pretty sure this drink will still taste delicious with strong coffee and milk that you heat up in the microwave or on a stove.

#doing this tomorrow thx ^_^

boneless-pacified-deactivated20

ashenmind

“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot

ashenmind

dying-crying-pining

“stabbing crying killing hot” has a fantastic ring to it

earndiltheequalizer

This reads like Captain Picard having trouble at the replicator.

the-haiku-bot

This reads like Captain

Picard having trouble at

the replicator.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

#but NOW we said it #so glad we're finally acknowledging The Spectrum #im tired of the whumpification of the living weapon. do something else. do my brows

strungshort36

-Mandalorians in live-action: *Can't remove their helmets.*

-Mandalorians in The Clone Wars/Rebels:

kyraneko

I mean, seriously, Mandalorians with a variety of personal boundaries and intimacy gradients would be wonderful.

“I take my helmet off for no one”

“I might put my helmet on when someone’s shooting at me”

“my last act before dying will be to superglue this bucket to my skull lest any curious asshole set eyes on my face that no one’s ever seen but my mother and the midwife”

“I put it on for fights but my hair looks too awesome to keep hidden all the time

“I put it on to fight but otherwise it squishes my ears”

“I will show you my face when I ask you to marry me”

“If I show you my face I’m asking you to marry me”

“if you know what my face looks like then we’re friends and you can ask me to risk death for you and I’ll only give you shit about it if it’s for a really stupid reason”

“if you see my face I’ll kill you”

“I will show my face to everyone in this restaurant because they have nerf fritters in capsaicin sauce and I can’t stuff them in my face-hole four at a time with my helmet on”

shadowmaat

“I wear my helmet all the time so I don’t have to look in a reflection and see me getting older than my father was when the Jedi killed him.”

maulusque

ouch

the-tzimisce

Me, clutching helmet close: it’s just sexier this way

But also, the depredations of Star Wars canonicity seem to have produced something much more like the way actual religious groups splinter than they would ever have done on purpose

#my dad saw the new mandalorian movie and he complained about the whole not taking off the helmet thing and lowk i saw red #like i was normal and didnt say anything but i lost a solid 5 years off my life. i havent seen the shows or anything btw im just like that

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luv2scam

I can’t wait for Hillary to pull a BEYONCÉ. No promo, no campaign, no nothing. We will all just be sitting on twitter with our thumbs up our asses when our timeline suddenly starts to fill with the news that Hillary Rodham Clinton is now President Hillary Rodham Clinton. Slayed the game, and we weren’t even readily for it.

sistersorrow

The kind of thing you’d read while exploring a ruined building in a post-apocalyptic setting

experiment41

are bots making communities now??? some of the ones i get recommended feel like it

experiment41

like the admin of this one is deactivated and at least 95% of the members are bots

lohboh

can you imagine you wake up one day in a dark room chained to a radiator with your phone at 1% and you unlock it and find that you've been added to this community

shin-zaibatsu

The first thing you do in that situation is open Tumblr?

lohboh

Where the hell else would I post about being chained to a radiator, fucking Bluesky?

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