This Could Be Better

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

Zelda puzzle training simulator

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

Do you think tumblr will ever learn the difference between “I’m defending this person because I agree with them wholeheartedly and I am also like this person” and “I’m defending this person because your behavior is dangerous and you need to stop”

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

*goes back to jerkin it*

People love simple, extremely practical things. I hope you win!

where's that video (must be at least a decade old now) of those guys that's like "what they expect us to do when we get an amber alert" that's just them sprinting out of their houses and getting into a car then chasing down the kidnapper and saving a baby doll.....seriously one of the classics

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

Neil Gaiman is the devil and his influence on goth and nerd culture doesn’t fucking matter and anyone placing that as a priority above his repeated sexual abuse of his own servants may as well be in the same boat.

literally how it feels being a retail supervisor

i don't think "being trans has a meaningful impact on your position under patriarchy, and when people talk about systemic misogyny and androcentrism and just say "men" instead of "cis men," it ignores that trans men have quite literally never been included in any of this" should be this goddamn fucking controversial tbh. but now i've got people crawling out the woodwork to um actually me about how "this study shows that trans men in the US full time work earn 10% more than trans women in full time work and also v-coding exists and also afab housing so therefore trans men as a class have male privilege and benefit from patriarchy"

More broadly, I’ve also seen this happen to words and phrases like “chopped,” “clocked it,” “the tea,” “no cap,” and “it’s giving.” All of these are slang terms that originate from African American Vernacular English—“clocked it,” “the tea” and “it’s giving” come from black queer culture in specific—but have now been categorized as “gen Z slang.” I have heard some people start to refer to the habitual be, as in “it really do be like that,” as a “meme” and it makes me want to tear my fucking hair out. We been saying that! That one’s ours!