This Could Be Better

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

we seriously need to stop conceding to the personhood trap when it comes to abortion rights. is a fetus a person? thats a spiritual question. i dont care about the answer. should another person dictate what someone can do with their body? simple answer: no.

"trans people just name themselves after characters" as opposed to cis people who name their children after names in the bible

it's funny when terfs try to hold the idea that "real" women are uncomfortable around trans women over our heads, as if being uncomfortable around marginalized people isn't literally just bigotry. like yeah lol, cisgender women do tend to be transmisogynists, that's not news to me at all

A handful of people have told me I inspired them I medically transition. I wanna know how y’all are doing! Do you like the changes so far? Do you feel more comfy in your body? Are you eating your vegetables?

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling