as you command, my liege

woke up to find my knight sharpening his sword in complete darkness like some kind of freak

Thou art not week , do not let your mind trick you into thinking as much . Get back up , and try again .

It’s true, why do you think my tower is so tall. It keeps me from having to breathe the same air as them.

My lady the castle is besieged

that's not a nice thing to say :(

That has nothing to do with this. I said it's not nice to call me revolting, I bathe almost weekly!

It’s true, why do you think my tower is so tall. It keeps me from having to breathe the same air as them.

My lady the castle is besieged

that's not a nice thing to say :(

court jester just risked his life to make a joke that got like two polite chuckles honestly i have to respect the grind

It’s true, why do you think my tower is so tall. It keeps me from having to breathe the same air as them.

My lady the castle is besieged

would it be cool if i bled out in your arms for a little while

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Like birds of prey, some knights need to be blindfolded when off-duty to reduce sensory input and stress.

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