as you command, my liege

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*

Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!

"I am the Sword of God" is like easily top 10 things to declare immediately before doing something really stupid that will probably injure you

Can any gentlefolk here provide counsel on how to woo an older lady who is very mean and like a thousand times more powerful than you?

Have you considered slaying her most troublesome vassal in a duel

can the medieval physician tell that i keep trying to contract plague just to see her or am i being chill about it

Can the castle blacksmith tell that I'm breaking my sword on purpose just to see them or am I being chill about it