"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real
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"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real

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I am a strong Knight , stubbornness pouring from mine own resolve . Rest assured in my saying of such things , for it is true within most circumstance . However , all are to have something in which they cannot seem to enforce , and that does not make any man or being weak willed , no . Nor does it make such things a flaw in one's self .
Perhaps one could call as much a weakness , for how my resolve crumbles when asked for " just a few more minutes " by my Liege , whom's resting period I have been trying to help maintain . I can not help but indulge in hys desire for conversation , even as my efforts to guarantee hymn propper rest are vocalized . Hy will sleep eventually , and I will always find myself granting that extra time before hy does .
Like birds of prey, some knights need to be blindfolded when off-duty to reduce sensory input and stress.
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this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

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Why yes my sword is a genuine Toledo, thank you for noticing
Rookanis Leyendecker study for @datvcompanionweeks Lucanis week! After all, it is the Year of the Horse. Hope it's ok to use that free day prompt a little early~ Instagram inprnt
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a little closer
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so how many of these knights who are paragons of cis masculinity are in fact trans men who have betrayed their sacred vows to make fell deals with foul and sinister devils to give them the stature and countenance of men. I guess what I'm asking is how many of your knights have pussies your highness and how many of them could be persuaded to betray their vows further
You could also speak with the knights themselves on such matters of privacy
If thou'rt'n't a coward
"thou'rt'n't" is an offense worthy of exile
Shan't You aren't my real liege

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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd
me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit
5 minutes later: only in death does duty end
my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it
Hey, knight-boy, Where's your feathered hat? What kind of warrior can you be if you're not accumulating a bigger hat for every feat of valor you perform?
-signed, a mercenary
How dare you insinuate my plumage is anything but magnificent, you strutting barnyard cockerel
I would duel you for the offence but it seems you have neglected to sign the missive
WAIT WHAT. WHO IS FUCKING IN MY CASTLE WITHOUT MY NOTICE.
A question with two answers!
The noblewoman you abducted for ransom seduced your maids
And I could not fail to notice the signs of a damsel in distress as I rode by, and no fortress can resist my infiltration
(The sally port was left open
-The Squire)
I am in your walls
En garde, knave
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Ah, yes, I see you’ve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldn’t you agree~?
What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.
He loves the cage!
Yes, love it Certainly Stick your fingers 'twixt the bars, I'll give you a kiss
bisexual knight: any knights at this tourney want to touch swords with me?
heterosexual knight: I wouldn’t have bothered saving that damsel from that dragon if I had known she was betrothed. Typical. 🙄
asexual knight: just braided my horsey’s mane, am now in search of apples for her.
gay knight: I must locate the Holy Grail. right now. I shan’t tarry, not even for m’lord, though I feel my heart may rend in two on our parting.