I'd be so clever if I had a clue

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i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

jane austen was right!!!!! i AM half agony half hope!!!!! if i loved you less i COULD talk about it more!!!!!!!! i WAS in the middle before i knew i had begun!!!!!!!

Thank you for that addition but I assure you we all already understood the the validity of the voters choice

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cosplaying a wounded deer struck by a hunter's arrow, laid bare on a damp forest floor, limbs twitching as the last echoes of life shudder through my mortal body (on my period)

now the snails are attacking me

Can't explain why this terrifies me. Why are they here. Why are they spread out like that. Why are they caged. Which goth teenager behind the second-hand store counter plotted this with the ninety year old store owner just for the lols. Can I send them flowers

i'm so afraid they're gonna connect me with my million ants

it's taking so long because they can only pick one of the million ants to take your call and all of them want a chance