Come at me Bro

imagine you woke up tomorrow and video games had…. disappeared……

mm you’re being such an okay boy for daddy. could be better could be worse. you will receive neither reward nor punishment for your forgettable behavior. that’s my okay boy, keep doing whatever …

kinda crazy how like every cult documentary is like "here's the survivors we spoke to who all have a range of different experiences, beliefs, talents, skills and stories" and all the survivors of the cult are like "i consider myself a rational person and this initially gave me a sense of community and was offering me the one thing i needed, it was a wonderful experience at first and i was surrounded by people i loved and who loved me, and by the time i realised how bad things had gotten i was in too deep and had alienated all my friends and family outside of the group and had been brainwashed over a period of time to think that any suffering was deserved and that by leaving i would be causing harm to myself and everyone i knew, and if things had been good once then maybe they would be again, and i had to believe that because i had nothing else left" and then half the reviews are people talking about how stupid cult survivors are and how they would NEVER be so dumb to join a group like this, clearly these idiots KNOWINGLY joined a cult and therefore deserved everything that happened to them, maybe if they had tried been as smart and rational as me,

sorry your gf hasn’t responded to you she was busy blowing up my tumblr notifs

King Arthur and his knights did have plate armor several centuries ahead of its actual development because Merlin could see the future and he personally equipped the Knights of the Round Table with plate. That's also why they were such powerhouses, because they were using arms and armor way more advanced than what anyone else in the area had.

But also because it’s cool

Well, yeah, that goes without saying

YESSS, JIMOTHY HAS MADE IT TO TUMBLR

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

Settings > Lurking Horrors > Creeping Dread > Configure My Creeping Dread

it gets worse before it gets way worse

In terms of everything he's doing, "saying out loud what every single politician thinks about the troops" is probably the second best thing going