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I try to write, but surviving under capitalism makes that difficult. Current Aesthetic is "Just Around the Riverbend" | Previous Aesthetics were "My Comfy Kitchen," "Cozy Autumnal Vibes," "A Day by the Canal," "Winter in Switzerland," "Model Railways are Neat," "Mint Garden," "Rendezvous in Shanghai," "Mountain Pass," "Life's a Beach," "Mountain Hotel," "Beach Guardians," "Spring for Something Pink," "Lakeside in Autumn," "Summer in the City," and "Midwinter Commute"

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thetursithan

You take advantage of it because he's still a puppy...

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haveyoureadthisdcfic

Error 404: The Tim Drake Anomaly

Have you read Error 404: The Tim Drake Anomaly?

Yes, previously

Yes, now that you've recced it to me

No

Remaining time: 5 days 11 hours

Authour: @brain0worm

Subfandom: Batfamily

Media: All Media Types

Relationships: Gen (Dick Grayson & Tim Drake, Jason Todd & Tim Drake)

Year: 2025

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: None

Summary:

Can the people of Gotham manifest something from rumors and dreams — or is that just a myth? Was Tim Drake ever real, or just Gotham’s favorite rumor brought to life?

Submitted by anon

Submitter's comment:

I really really liked the au, I had never read such a unique au before this??? Like it was a mystery type and describing the dream was so actually dream like?? It felt like I could imagine having such power irl!! I also think it's a little underrated

#No - but I will now

alphacrone

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

depsidase

daciancatamite

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chamiryokuroi

My piece for the @dcfanmadezines Local lesbian aunt and her bi nephew hanging out after a hard night day of work.

Zine is available for free online, but if you wish to own a physical copy pre-orders are open until the end of the month on the ko-fi

infectiouspiss

violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

ospreyonthemoon

@markscherz do you know what type of frog this is? I can't tell if its a small adult or a baby frog.

markscherz

This is a juvenile Chacophrys pierottii, arguably the most comically proportioned frog ever. Here is an adult. If I had not taken this photo myself I would think it’s some kind of ridiculous meme render.

These are also the frogs that bury themselves in a backwards spiral that is seriously relatable.

duhpikachu

sacred-portal

pseudomantis

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

toskarinarchive

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

magi-magi-tamamoland-chan

the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!

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hppjmxrgosg

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

asteroidtroglodyte

strangeandunusualfag

it goes without saying:

karda

i miss science class bro. we dont put things under microscopes as much as we should

al-gatone

I got a pocket microscope online for like twelve dollarinos and started just looking at random household items with it

Styrofoam

Banana peel (outside)

Banana peel (inside)

Teabag

Eraser

Hard candy

X button on offbrand controller

Glass seed bead

Packing foam

I can only get 60x with it but it's still neato. Been looking at getting a much more intense microscope with filters & shit

al-gatone

Jam jar lid

Bird scissors

Paper napkin

Quartz crystal

Receipt

Bread

Tshirt

Plastic bag

Grain of brown rice

creekfiend

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

animperfectangelsblog

justcatposts

My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

(Source)

nitewrighter

frankierohugejorts

im sorry these are the funniest tags ive ever seen

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pinene

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

tadeadshihamurder

someone on reddit explained 😭

no-one-offical

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desmolbean404

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

teaboot

Remember! When companies lay off all their staff because AI is cheaper, this sort of shit is what you can leverage for a better contract when they are inevitably forced to hire everyone back :)

winonaparadise

"a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips" is so fucking crazy to me because that just sounds like a win/win

funnier-as-a-feedist

prev you're changing my brain chemistry

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