PJ Marvell

Southerners really went off with “y’all” and the Brits really went off with “innit” but most of all the Aussies really went off with calling everyone cunts all the time

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

every day I choose not to be a dick on the internet and some days that's more effort than others

If you like the word “queer” reblog.

#fun umbrella. we r all sitting under it like the big rainbow thing in elementary school gym class

I don't care about football, but I really need England to lose tonight, because I cannot keep having masses of football fans at the train station when we're finally outside of the football season. And also if by some million to one chance they actually take it home on Sunday, this country will become unbearable until like Christmas.

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

Let’s see what you can do bagel

1978 chevrolet malibu station wagon

2 fish sometimes 3

Schrodinger’s Cat

invitation only

The guy at the FourSquare reluctantly wearing jandals in July

Gauzy curtains billowing in palazzo windows as shoes click along a marble floor

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

People always get so weird about my participation in the Flat Earth Advocacy Group. For the last time, we aren't cranks, we aren't conspiracy theorists, we're definitely not geocentrists, and our policy think tank is fully aware of what shape the planet currently is

What's a book written by a woman that changed your life or that you consider a classic? Any genre, any language.

Bet there's a lot of toxic old man yaoi at the Unseen University