i think Nero should get a job at a local emo store and constantly get harassed by customers asking what bleach and toner he uses to get his hair so platinum .
or who his hairdresser is… and Nero just goes Oh. you know. grew it myself
-> bonus: Dante comes in to harass Nero also, until the customers start bugging Dante as well, asking for his hair products.
notice how i’ve given both vergil and nero jobs where they’re constantly harassed by dante, but i haven’t assigned dante himself a job. this is because dante has the spirit of an unemployed person













