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I suspect that long neck sauropods could kinda.... loaf? Lay on their heads to protect them? Tuck their heads down?
Also unfortunately I do believe a tornado, which had the power to lift an oil rig weighing 800+ metric tons, could probably lift a 100 ton dinosaur.
Cactus 117 oil drilling rig near El Reno, showing the mangled and overturned rig
Both of these scenarios had never occurred to me before.
Both of these scenarios are going to take up significant portion of my mental capacity today.
I once had an encounter with a tornado that followed me home while I was walking. I had a long way to walk, and felt like something behind me was watching me. I picked up my step. At one point all of the birds in the sky stopped what they were doing, turned into the direction I was going, and flew as fast as they could. It was all of the birds. Hawks pigeons sparrows ravens songbirds, the none of them feared me or the birds of prey and flew straight towards the red tailed hawks to get away from whatever was behind me... but the hawks also bolted, unconcerned with prey. I muttered "fuck* and started running as fast as I could, didn't even look behind me. Didn't have to look, because what else in existence can spook every flying critter with 65billion years of evolution? Whatever that is I don't wanna meet it so yea I ran my ass off.
I could see my driveway when the tornado sirens began. I cut across the back lawn to get inside. The tornado/funnel tore apart trees all down the road I had walked. Branches littered the street and caused road closures. It did not hit my apartment but left debris at the edge of my apartment complex where I had just been walking (and where all the birds bolted from.)
I suspect even hundred ton dinos would be spooked of something that can throw a tree. And that's somewhat evidenced in the bird flight I saw.
I do wonder if prehistoric tornadoes were possibly stronger than out current EF and fujita scales measure. Tornado alley is im the central-ish part of the north American continent, leading me to believe that it's possible that the larger the landmass, the more frequent/stronger the tornadic activity in the center. So who knows how strong a tornado could have been on Pangaea or any other prehistoric continent.
To my knowledge, that’s not why tornadoes form- it has to do with cold dry air meeting warm moist air over a big flat expanse of land, the interaction between the different temperatures of air fuels the storm and then the flat land means that there’s not really anything that can disrupt a tornado’s formation. In the modern day, we only really see the optimal conditions for powerful tornadoes over the Great Plains- tornadoes can happen elsewhere, of course, but they're usually weaker, and even then, they still rely on the collisions between fronts of warm air and cold air to form.
Several of the world's most famous fossil-bearing rock formations preserve what would've been "grass"lands* and deserts, ample flat land- but, crucially, the Earth as a whole was much warmer than it is today (the polar ice caps would've covered one-third of their modern extent, no major glaciers, what're now Antarctica and Alaska would've only seen sparse snowfall in the coldest winters) meaning the cold air-warm-air interactions needed for tornado formation would've been a lot rarer to come by. Therefore, tornadoes in general would've been rare occurrences during the Mesozoic, and ones powerful enough to pose a threat to a large dinosaur would've been even rarer. However, regular storm activity still would've occurred, and the posited "maybe they just laid down/lowered their heads" speculation above is indeed a theory for how sauropods might've avoided getting struck by lightning in such conditions- I strongly doubt they sat on their heads due to how heavy their bodies were**, but they absolutely could lower their heads closer to the ground.
*Grasses only evolved at the very end of the Mesozoic and did not become the primary open groundcover until well into the Cenozoic, the predominant ground cover at this point would've been ferns, horsetails, and small, herblike gymnosperms, depending on aridity **Many large dinosaurs were too heavy to even sit on their eggs- we have fossil evidence that at least some sauropods migrated to volcanic regions to bury their eggs in the ash and let geothermal heat incubate them, while other dinosaurs instead constructed circular nests and sat in the empty middle (we have direct fossil evidence of this for only some species, but it's likely others did it too). The modern Australian brush-turkey exhibits similar behavior, burying it's eggs in leaf litter and using the heat given off by the rotting plant matter as an incubator.
https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw
ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.
The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.
"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.
Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.
Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.
We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."
I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.
blue sunset on Mars is a real phenomenon caused by the way Martian dust scatters sunlight.
Unlike Earth, where sunsets are red and orange due to the scattering of shorter blue wavelengths by our atmosphere, Mars has an extremely fine dust that scatters blue light more efficiently near the Sun.
So during sunset on Mars, the sky turns reddish-brown while the area around the Sun glows a soft blue. It’s the opposite of what we experience on Earth.
NASA’s rovers have captured this eerie sight
In case any of y'all want further reading
Several NASA robotic landers have captured views of the Sun rising and setting on distant Mars.
That’s going to be expensive!
Me: oh damn that's a lot of roof, you're right that'll be really expensive
Me at the end of the video: *jaw drops* OHHHHHH NOOOOO NOW I GET IT

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People out here using their talents for pure evil
"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.
#looked up and thought ‘that can’t be hard’#and then my eyes widened with horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhere#I’m . I’m horrified
It's a good shape!
happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY
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hi, filipino here. just want to say that our independence day is june 12, not july 4. july 4 is when the united states government decided that they would recognize our freedom, specifically because it is your independence day and they wanted to cement their cultural hegemony over our country. and because of their influence on our country this was recognized for a time as our independence day. we still commemorate it, but i hope you can understand why we don’t want our independence day to be associated so closely with our former colonizer. it wasn’t even a work holiday for us.
june 12 is the day that we filipinos declared our own independence for ourselves, and that is what we celebrate as independence day
happy june 12 to you

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characters who've never been anyone's priority. their best friends are closer to someone else in their friend group, their partners' jobs come first, their parents give their siblings more attention—maybe they feel like they deserve it, maybe they like being "low-maintenance", maybe they don't even really notice the pattern. but deep down, they know they're never anyone's first choice
Happy Pride!
Here's an ace flag colorpicked from my favorite asexual
🌟✨☀️ Lumen ☀️✨🌟
I’ve reprinted this drawing for the first time in years for Pride month, if you’d like one they’re here!
the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.
piece i tried to get out for indigenous peoples day, but every day is indigenous peoples day when ur native

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they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws
how write characters smarter than you
You don’t. The trick is to take advantage of the fact that you, the author, exist outside the time constraints of the story.
Have your smarty-pants solve in one day a problem that took you all month. Have them learn in two months what took you two years. Have them know things offhand that you had to look up. Have them fire off snappy comebacks that took you a week to think of.
No need to pretend to knowledge you don’t have or give them nonsense Moffat brain magic.
All the logic is there. It’s just more impressive.
Honestly, this.
Writing is like theater. There’s a fuckton of behind the scenes work for the finished product.