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Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please
Yeah I was hoping to need to have it rescanned by one of your other employees at the self checkout as well as having it visually inspected by the elderly receipt cop as well
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happy pride
me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me
Like really
Are you kidding me
Happy pride month! This website’s staff hates you
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Happy Trilobite Tuesday! For more than a century, the predominantly Eastern European genus Platylichas was recognized almost exclusively from scattered, disassociated parts. However, recent discoveries during the 21st century have uncovered complete Upper Ordovician specimens—like the example pictured here, which measures 2.8 in (7.1 cm) in length.
this is so cool!!
The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”
When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*
HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!
The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!
Me trying to hit w a girl who believes in astrology
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[ID: Twitter screenshots. The original post shows an exchange between @/ratlimit and Sridhar Ramesh @/RadishHarmers. ratlimit asks, "Is there a law saying laws must be followed?" Ramesh replies with a QRT to their own tweet from 2022 reading, "The trouble with making crime illegal is that people are willing to break the law. To fix this, we have made breaking the law illegal." ratlimit replies, "Glad you can instantly recollect having said something 3 years ago. Your words must be precious to you." Ramesh replies with another self-QRT from 2021, reading, "I remember word for word, comma for comma, every joke I’ve ever made, from grade school to present. But often with laughs that weren’t there."
The reblog has two more screenshots. In the first, internet pawnshop has screenshotted the original exchange and said, "Can we all agree that this guy actually sucks?" Ramesh replies with a self-QRT from two days before the screenshot that reads, "I suck too much to be truly good. But I'm pretty good for someone who sucks."
In the second, @/indrjl says, "this isn't that impressive" with a link to the Wikipedia page for infinite monkey theorem. @/evancherpeski replies with a QRT of Ramesh from 2017, reading, "I don't have infinitely many monkeys or infinitely much time, but I'm doing my best with the resources I've got." indrjl replies, "fuck you." @/hankfrackett replies with a QRT of Ramesh from 2022 that reads, "[Looking in mirror at my body] I wouldn't fuck me. But perhaps I could exchange in transaction with someone else who wouldn't fuck themself, each of us agreeing to fuck the other. Such is the..." before the quote gets cut off.
/end ID]
Okay, if you are tired then you won't be able to read. There I say it. No one else want to say it. It is strange. If you are tired, if you cannot finish a book that's a given. That's why you need to read...at work. You need to steal your reading time from your employers.
before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me
posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot
Happy Pride Month everyone! Remember 4 months ago when the CEO of this platform harassed and chased a trans woman off this website just for posting her transition timeline, then chased her to other social media platforms to continue harassing her, and threatened to call the FBI if she continued disputing the multiple dubious terminations of her blogs that did not violate tumblr's terms of service in any way? And despite tumblr staff insisting that the CEO was acting against their interests, the broad transmisogyny evident in the site's culture and moderation policy has still not been adequately addressed?
Remember that staff is continuing to nuke the blogs of trans women even after all of this. Remember this post when they call this site the queerest place on the internet again this month
It's 2 years later. It's gotten worse. Happy pride month.
No more sleeping with my phone within reach because I was having an extremely vivid dream that I was the victim of some sort of mass-poisoning. the notorious poisoner? "The Centipede Cult." They used a specific type of poison, referred to only by its chemical nomenclature, which I somehow remembered perfectly upon waking. It went: □□ Na({}^{2})
Because that makes sense. Anyway, this poison would submit me to its well-known and much-feared symptom: "17 Day Paralysis" in which you're paralyzed for exactly 17 days and you only chance of survival is to be on full machine support for 17 days.
Just before the medical team intubated me I remembered I have a Zoom meeting with my academic advisor today (I actually do in real life) and I needed to email him to let him know I was the victim of a mass-poisoning and would need to reschedule.
I kept trying to type the "□" symbol in my dream but could not figure out how and gave up.
I woke up in real life to find I'd begun drafting an email in my sleep to my professor in the Gmail app. I was apparently using talk-to-text (I often do because of my hand neuropathy) but speaking in Irish, which talk-to-text never understands, so other than the words in English "poison" and "centipede" the entire email was complete nonsense.
I told my advisor about this and he said, "well, if you had been poisoned, I would have provided you whatever academic supports available to us."
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I think I should legally be allowed to sleep
