Utter Queer Nightmare

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

Fuck the man, fuck the censors, fuck the advertisers. We are grown ass adults and we say what we want. May this dumpster fire continue to hemorrhage money until it goes under entirely and we all have to swim for it, and make it take with it the careers of everyone involved in this garbage.

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

PLEASE I cannot keep fighting tooth and nail for a surgery no one seems to want to give me :(

@vv0lta if I ever get a terminal diagnosis of any kind, this is what we're doing

guys i have an idea for a movie it's about a musician ☺️ and it's a biopic 🤩 and it tells their story 🧐 because even though they were famous 🥳 they also had some struggles 😔 but also some good moments too 😊 don't you want to come relive their wikipedia page 🤗

don't look at the "controversies" section we're not putting that in the movie

Unless it was a woman

Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

Centaur and goat... Does that just make me a satyr/faun??? I mean, I'll take drunken sex and/or being a panflute-playing forest guardian over doing taxes ig

Almost 30% of you have absolutely no skincare routine? Not a drop of moisture outside of water touches your body? I need you to know that isn’t normal actually 💔

Heavy-duty men's cleanser, then sudocrem. Maybe a face mask if it's the night before an Event