I Give Up. You Win.

Creature

Supergirl (2026) is about girls and daughters and women. It's about messy girls, vulnerable girls, strong girls, scared girls. And, last but not least, it's about girls protecting girls. And it's all important.

i got that dog in me, if you know what i'm saying *pulls out an ultrasound photo of werewolf puppies*

john winchester and bobby singer were in a co-parenting situationship for years like that's bobby's deadbeat husband

thursday…. i knew i was forgetting something

“for the first time i feel” and it was love. and the last thing he felt. was love. it gets worse.

The year is 2015, you wake up at 2pm and rush to your computer. Your friends are on skype! You message your skype group and say “dgdjfgdfg GOOD MRONGING I OVERSLEP TGDFG”, all your friends reply with a keysmash. They update you on what happened while you napped, two of your mutuals got called out for kinstealing. Tsh- not like you’re surprised. Even if they tagged as “not kin or id”, you knew they were reblogging too much chrom art for them not to be kin. Your friends quickly send you the callout post link and you scroll through it hastily. Looks like they also stole their mutuals theme layout. You close the callout and open tumblr.com, you recently changed your url from bpdayato to ayato2 (score!) and need to reblog the notice post again for your mutuals who may not have seen. You have one new ask! You open your inbox to read it. It says- “were u tumblr user schizogod.” …you delete the ask. You know if you say yes they will bring up old callouts, but that’s not important- your friends just sent you a rabbit invite and you’re going to watch darkweb videos!

is this like satire or did you guys actually live this

Trying to do anything online today is like: (tries to visit one website) would you like to speak to our AI agent? Can we send you a newsletter? Would you like to take 10% off your first order? Have you heard about our summer sale? Do you want to opt in or opt out of cookies? Can we use your location for personalization purposes? Can we spray paint a picture of a dolphin on your torso? Can we put you in a bottle and then put the bottle in our pocket? Can we follow you around for the rest of your life and play a tuba every time you walk, at the pace and cadence you're walking at? Can we kill you and eat you?