Pistil Packin' Mama

Oh my god

Finally, the gays have polluted the water supply

They’re turning the frogs gay

Reblog if you support gay water.

As a gay scientist you can trust me. Archaea are hella gay.

Who TF decided I have to get a real job instead of being an eccentric and mysterious wizard who lives in the woods with too many houseplants and two or more cats

You Can Eat Any Thing Out Of A Bowl Really

None Of This Matters

in a swamp

or in a bog

there’s nothing finer

than a frog 🐸

in the mud

or by the road

there’s nothing slicker

than a toad!!

@silentwalrus1

me talking to my extended family members: i may not have many friends and my grades may be average and i may be going through an actual gender transition you have somewhat mixed feelings about and overall i may not appear exceptionally outstanding but would u like to hear about the evolution and dispersal of the prehistoric plant genus isoetes in extreme, some would say agonizing detail?

Why is Poison Ivy always so hypersexualized she’s basically a magic farmer she should be wearing muddy boots and complaining about how corn subsidies are killing agriculture as well as flora biodiversity in the US

It also fits because she’s a lesbian, and lesbians wear plaid jackets.

To be fair, the in-universe explanation is so she can attract rich men who devastate the environment to her so she can murder them.

…that would only work the first few times.

I think you’re underestimating the stupidity of horny men.

Holy shit? thanks op!

The last time i asked an academic to share a paper with me she sent it but like, 2 years later. I just recently got it and almost forgot i had requested it to begin with. If you guys ever need access to a paper, please ask me and ill see if i can grab it off of my library database.

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

Michael Christopher McCraw