yeah uhhhhh

someone is fighting tooth and nail to keep christopher eccleston away from social media rn

im at a restaurant right now and there's this like 16 year old kid sitting at the table next to me completely alone with like 6 racks of ribs. hes eating like 1 rib every 10 seconds and the poor server who was assigned to him has to keep getting him new ribs. ive been here for an hour just watching this kid inhale ribs like he's gonna die the next day. he probably will given the amount of hot sauce he put on them

i cannot stress enough that this is a stick-thin teenage child sitting alone at a restaurant absolutely going to town on these ribs. this child is eating like hes trying to personally rid the world of ribs. i've been timing him, he orders a full other rack of ribs every 2 minutes. this is fucking insane i dont know what to do

"ooh you hate cops but who are you gonna call when you get robbed?" uhhhhh your moms house? a great tragedy has befallen me and i need to have sex immediately

this is in the movie

depression is kicking my ass lately ngl

where's that post about the klingon therapist need to hear that rn

bout to go so feral over that alien build a bear idgaf i need it so bad

be careful. being a silly billy is a gateway drug to becoming a full blown funny bunny