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"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

THIS ENDS HERE. YOU ARE THE PENIS AND I AM THE CAR DOOR

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

crab

Biggest fuck-up ever is that people have to pay to become doctors

Like unironically we should be subsidising at least 50% of their educations. What do you mean we have a shortage of doctors we should have surplus. What do you mean they’re being overworked they should be treated like royalty, they can fix human bodies

I don’t care if some of them are only doing it for the money. I don’t care if all of them are only doing it for the money. Intentions don’t matter to the stitches in my nana’s leg or the ten billion other lifesaving treatments we all get at a detriment to their finances and mental wellbeing. Entire cities are kept alive by just a couple thousand of them what are we DOINGGGGG

I just don't think we ever wrapped up the Clown Sightings of 2016 in a satisfactory way.

“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

With severance season 2 around the corner it’s time for me to share the time I accidentally watched 4 minutes of an episode on mute and thought it was a brilliant way to show the sensory deprivation experienced by the innies

the western mind struggles to comprehend draag's beautiful national sport that is baby tossing. you lot just want mama to decompress YOUR spine ☝️🌾