蒼天已死，黃天當立。

i like the implication that there is only one song that rats like and this is it

this post liquefied all my organs

All the kids being so extra during the Chūnin exams and the procters are just like “what the fuck”

this is just what being in middle school is like

Wonderful!

soundwaves that cure pain and disease

hey tumblr witches can one of yall teach me to cast fireball so i can kill my boss

DISSOLVE SOME STYROFOAM IN GASOLINE IT MAKES NAPALM

Now hold on, isn’t that more science than magic? Or is there a lesson you’re trying to teach here about the two?

POTION OF EXPLODE YOUR BOSS

I think the reason why Tolkien keeps referring to “the bow of Legolas” and “the voice of Legolas” and “the arrows of Legolas” is that he doesn’t want to write “Legolas’s”

The is the truest truth I have ever reblogged.

lost in the sauce

the council will decide your fate