angels of unknown

Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed

frank iero using his solo career to talk explicitly abt his chronic illness frank iero naming his first solo album after the main symptom of his chronic illness frank iero performing with an oxygen mask on bc he passed out 5 seconds before the set was supposed to begin frank iero dressing up in hospital scrubs to scream his guts out on stage let’s talk abt it

fall out boy has literally played private corporate events and no one gaf

I want to be gently squished like in a shampoo bottle kind of way

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

I need to bite something until it breaks. I need to jack off. I need to set fire to a large structure. I need to sprint into the woods

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me