angels of unknown

“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

the concept of a draagoshka unskippable mobile game ad where it’s a little cartoon mev in a frozen broken home with the gentleman and the text reads HELP HER! at the bottom and you have to solve a bunch of bullshit puzzles to get her a fireplace and some socks and she’s all sniffling and cold and shivering and every time you hit the ‘x’ at the top it redirects to the popup of the app store and it turns out it’s a match 3 game with a tiny gerard the top. and this ad shows up every time you open an app on your draag phone.

(guy in charge of purchasing at warner voice) yeah hi I just wanted to double check something with you- yeah under "woman to be mean to me" I noticed you have three salaries listed, I'm assuming that's only meant to be one... Oh, yeah, okay, definitely three, can I just ask- okay, so two of them are singers, and the other... She looks at you? And tells the clerk to slap you harder? Well actually I wanted to talk to you about him too-

Hi, yeah, just one more thing, I thought you already had a costuming team, but here it says you've requested a tailor too, have you changed the- oh, okay. So that's just for the puppet- yes, yes, the gentleman, sorry- and it absolutely has to be a tailor? ...He insisted? He as in the gentleman? ...right, yeah, and do you want me to up your therapists payroll too?

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works