angels of unknown

Zero tolerance Harry Potter policy.

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language

my bad damn

World Heritage Post

also man re: the elder emo millennials calling mcr shows "healing my inner teenager" and "it was worth it to get bullied" is a wild thing to say when half of them happily bully 13 year olds online who because their art isn't """good""" or because they're doing normal 13 year old things. we can all see you harming another teenager and bullying them, but you only care about healing teenage trauma and bullying when it's gonna get you likes on instagram

i would rather hang out with the 13 year old who has just discovered mcr and is falling in love in the way only a 13 year old can a billion times than hang out with an elder emo who thinks it's okay to laugh at the 13 year old

that "cringe" 13 year old is gonna have their mind blown by the danger days era acoustic set while the elder emo will complain that their wives were there for some reason

this is probably so mean but the “healing my inner teenager” “elder emo group therapy” “it was never a phase 🖤❤️‍🩹” sentiment is so fucking corny and lameeeee im not going to these shows bc i have nostalgia and childhood trauma or whatever im going to them because i like watching the lead singer get berated sexually and the music is good

also theres something really patronizing about people continuing to equate mcr’s music with adolescence/immaturity/emotional instability and the implication that they grew up and now this is some sort of guilty pleasure indulgence or thing theyre doing for a perpetually 13 year old version of themself because theyre insecure about liking mcr at their big age. like girl shut up its a good band you’re allowed to just like them

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

i be like “it is what it is” then be pissed off for like 4 years

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

this is the correct response btw

in a world where happy rich people sell the discontent lower class the lie that money cant buy you happiness it is at least reassuring to know that our sole trillionaire is the most pathetic, unloved, miserable, alone human being on the planet, and that NOTHING could make him happy. get fuckeddd lol