All That Glitters is Gay

loud warning

Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”

bring back gay brian eno

there are more weird small brown mammals than you could ever ever imagine

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

He has committed many a heinous crime

i use my tiger ability to blow up no treats world once and i never hear the end of it

trans woman ryland grace changing her name to grace grace because she couldnt think of any other names and its right there

The reasons for why men kill their partners and themselves point to all the connected causes (financial stress, increased access to guns, etc) but never to like, THEE reason. Which is abusive men think they own women and children, and misogyny. But America is allergic to the words misogyny and femicide, so we can't get to the bottom of it

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

a village child tried to cut my beard today with scissors. naturally I destroyed him with lightning and sonic boom. now his parents are saying I "overreacted". well guess what is coming to them next. that's right it's lightning sonic boom.

Posts written by the prophet Elisha circa 900 BCE

Hold on I gotta Google something

We feed the rich to the poor, maybe.

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Tonight Trevor has enjoyed Two Warks, a Cricket, a Big Yawn and The Frightening Ghoul!