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being an adult is awful. every day i have to decide what to eat

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Honestly be pretentious as fuck about the stuff you create. Do a press release for your fanfic updates. Do a Q&A about your webcomic. Make fake merch designs for your OCs. Commission "official" book covers. Very few of us will ever get to a stage where something we've created Makes It Big but even if you have an audience of 5 people plus a shoelace fucking indulge yourself and pretend!! It's the only way to live!!
My top posts are a lie (more than it usually is) bc everything I post keeps getting restricted so itās just like kinda random shit this is so embarrassing actually .. and im still ugly and iconless! dont even look at me rn im a mess. I take it back Iāve been having fun posting actually but just avert ur eyes from my ugliness ⦠Thats what I try to do
OP, if it helps, these are the top posts I see upon entering your blog
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its not like i dislike the canon design! i just... can't help myself ;;;
also aang is my exception to the 'no cape' rule
Sometimes "estrogen would save her" means literally just going on HRT would resolve her issues, but other times it means "a radical act of self-determination would reframe so much of how she views herself and the world around her, she'd come out of it a changed, better person. But also she's a girl and needs to realize that."

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you are 16. you are talking with a gay man in his 50s or 60s, a friend, huge and gentle with a scarf and short fluffy curls of gray hair, who has directed you in two plays staged in your mid-size artsy town. (he has not yet asked you to be in his production of The Laramie Project which will change your life. this conversation will also change your life.)
he is talking about theatre. he is talking about theatre when he was younger. he says, "of course, it was AIDS then." in the pause, you ask him. clumsy and quiet and 16 and "straight," you ask him. what was it like.
he takes a moment in which his face is not like a person's face. "there was a time," he says, "i'm not sure how long, years. when i went to a funeral every weekend." he tells you about two funerals in a day, and choosing between friends when you couldn't make it to both. he does not look at you, he looks at them. his wet grey gaze is so clear that you start to see ghosts. it will be years before you understand why it feels like your grief too. why the ghosts call you family.
happy pride, family. i love every single one of you
when i wrote this post, i didn't expect very many people to read it. i figured it wasn't the kind of thing people liked to read and reblog, but it was late at night, and i was remembering this person, and i was crying, and i had to write it out. so i did.
to this day no other post gets sent to me so often by friends who have encountered it as a repost on some other site. the idea that more than one hundred thousand people have read these words, and know this story now, and maybe feel as i did, is tremendously humbling and unbearably beautiful to me. even by accident, even just passing on a story that is not my own, i often think that it is the best thing i have ever done.
happy pride, family.
I love you all. May Reagan burn.
"she thinks this is bonding behavior" my friend this has BECOME your bonding behaviour
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every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically
btw if you've ever wondered why i make posts like this and get really obnoxious about nonbinary positivity. this is why
and for all of yall that are still figuring it out or aren't getting the support you deserve:
My underrated silly duo
XB: [walks forward and opens a chest, not noticing Etho drop in]
Etho: [shoots xB and sets him on fire]
XB: [giggles and pulls out bow, said under breath] Okay, where'd he go?
Etho and XB: [shoots at the same time with Etho being pinged as he's hit]
Etho: [laughing] Ow! Still got your aim, good job!
XB: [also laughing] Yep. Some things never change [more laughter]
Etho: [said happily] Yep. How's it going man?
XB: [at same time] How's it going?

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This was a lot funnier in my head
Something so queer going on with these men i fear <333 everyone wants a bite of the Tango pie...
The best song youāve ever heard is 1 minute and 28 seconds long
My grandma just called and, among other things, saidĀ āYou have hips. Thatās good! Men like hips!ā and then she interrupted herself to sayĀ āWomen like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never rememberāĀ And I was likeĀ āThanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.ā and she was likeĀ āOkay, no one will comment on your hips!ā very self satisfied, likeĀ āaha, I have figured it outā I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she canāt always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like āsheās a little confused, but sheās got the spirit!ā
Update: I gave it some thought and my estimate was wrong. Of the grandkids that are out, itās 1/3, not ½
I told my grandma that Iād told my friends about what she said and that some of yāall had said you wished she was your grandma, and she saidĀ āWell, you can never have too many grandkids!āĀ So likeā¦consider her your honorary grandma* I guess? *if you want an honorary grandma, that is
Update on my grandma: I told her my hair was standing up, but instead of straight line it was diagonal and she saidĀ āThatās okay, youāve never been straight!ā and then laughed so hard at her own joke I thought she was going to drop the phone
Happy almost pride month! Have my confused-but-supportive grandma!
An update: my grandma just called me to ask if I knew it was pride month
Happy pride month!!

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at least can all we agree that the original gay flag with the magic and sex colours is BEAUTIFUL and it should make a comeback
whatās more iconic than this
What about the final version of the flag by the original creator?
Gilbert Baker added a 9th stripe shortly before his death, with the new stripe representing diversity. He added this stripe in reaction to the 2016 US election. Itās unfortunately not as well known as the 8 and 6 striped versions.
Hereās an image of him sewing together the 9 striped rainbow flag.
Happy pride month everyone
One of my favourite things about the Sherlock Holmes stories in universe being written for public consumption is that Watson does not try to hide the fact that he and Holmes do crimes such as repeatedly breaking into peopleās houses or letting murders go. Instead he frames these events as fun dates filled with Holmes ranting about how stupid and/or useless Scotland Yard is. Every time it just makes me laugh.
It's like "Welcome back to a day in our lives as consultant detectives! Today we're doing some crimes so we can find proof that this criminal is morally not evil as per our personal judgement and so we'll let him go!" And I love it!
I also love when he adds in a little āAnd I purposefully waited 10 years to publish this story so now itās definitely too late for the cops to do anything about it šā