isn't this where we came in?

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

Can you believe it! Torn apart by dogs again!

Keith Moon was also besties with Ringo Starr for a long time. And he was always buying Ringo gifts which Ringo then got the bill for for some reason.

don't make this about the beatles

happy pride month everyone

a boyfriend is a type of parasite that lives in a beautiful woman’s house and drains her life force

all good novelists realize they’re nothing compared to musicians. and all good musicians realize they’re nothing compared to novelists

ALL good novelests and musicicans realize their nothing compared to porno Dvd's

do you jack off ?

Im not feeling good at all right now i need help badly

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

Patti Smith, 1978.

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald