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Hate it when you're wearing "military-esque" clothing like camo pants or combat boots and some old vet asks you if you're from a military family like fuck off papa war crimes I'm appropriating your culture here.

How are you appropriating a vet’s culture??? Aren’t they just like, animal doctors? What do vets have to do with the army?????

I love you

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

History is not done with us yet my friend

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

OMG I've seen this post before but somehow missed the big "Church of Scientology of Los Angeles" text. It is, in fact, funnier with that in mind.

one fun thing about living in the midwest is that they're selling pigs on facebook marketplace. 300 dollars could buy me a new and interesting problem

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Sneebert Deebert

watching iron lung in actual good quality but it got too scary so we put up images of markiplier smiling and looking happy in the corner

holdin out for a wriggle... holdin out for a wriggle whos the bug of the niiight

shes gotta be strong and shes gotta be fast and shes gotta have a butt thats a light