i think it went well 🤞🏽 they get back to me tmr if i got it

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

MEXICO PLEASE DEFEAT THE BRITISH

can we get anne carson on hot ones

i’d rather be waterboarded than realize i don’t mean as much as i thought i did to someone again