Whose Baby is That?

will make header tomorrow. metalmasq 5

I wish this feeling upon everyone who wants to wear a dress, its really the best

this makes me so happy as a fat hairy guy who likes skirts and dresses i never get to see guys like me in dresses it’s always skinny twinks this makes me so happy 🥺🥺

People die on the job every summer. Remember that water and shade breaks are crucial when working in the heat, and calling emergency services for signs of serious heat illness (fatigue, nausea/vomiting, headaches, dizziness, clammy skin, confusion, agitation, slurred speech, high body temperature, rapid heart rate, etc.) is entirely appropriate. If you’re afraid to call 911 for reasons such as being undocumented, you’ll need to get very familiar with how to prevent, recognize, and treat heat illness. If you are symptomatic and not allowed a break, water, or medical treatment, walk out. No matter how broke you are, your job is not worth your life.

Official please put yourself first sign

oh my god i almost forgot to tell you all about how, while my dad was visiting, i had an infestation of every single kind of bug in my house that hasn't been a problem before or since. like i'm not kidding i evicted so many creeping crawlies that week and couldn't for the life of me stop mosquitos from stealing my blood, but as soon as he left they vanished. and i mean, sure, there's a perfectly rational explanation, because two people make more mess than one and he has a habit of leaving the windows wide open enough to fly a jet engine through day and night, but i can't help but think how symbolically on the nose it was. the ancestral rot at the heart of my family so gothic it's got ants and flies buzzing around its decaying corpse.

hey so update but i haven't been harassed by a single freaky little beast since my dad left even after leaving some crumbs on the floor as an experiment to see if they attracted any ants so i think my dad might just be bugs actually

@entities-of-posts textbook corruption example lol

Seconded

if I ask you where you want to go to dinner and you say “I don’t know”, I will be taking us to Long John Silvers or Arby’s. Because I am evil.

If you’re indecisive, I will make a decision that will make you regret not making the decision for both of us. Because I am evil. And I genuinely enjoy an occasional visit to Long John Silver’s or Arby’s.

any time someone starts talking shit about country music on my post without specifying that they mean modern mainstream country, I’m like nuh uh. not around here, pardner.

i don't care if it's nazis, mormons, or a bunch of misguided autistic people. if anyone ever tries to tell you your soul is from another planet and you're actually part of the class of impressive people that secretly did everything cool in the world but is now extinct and lives on through your broken genome, you RUN. YOU WILL RUN AWAY. YOU WILL SPRINT FULL SPEED AWAY FROM THAT.

I love how the current oversaturation of rude weirdos online has bred all these new ways to tell people to shut up. "Is your backspace key broken" and "did the journal factory explode" are my faves

Let’s fucking go

i have to say i'm all for pushing back against transmasc hypocrisy, and kind of the way mean girl tendencies go through a prism into transmasc culture...but this is really extreme and not true. if you go onto the /r/honesttransgender subreddit you'll see so many posts being created by completely miserable trans mascs. i do think its silly they don't say "tranmisandry" and it feels like there is a subconscious disrespect for amab sexism in their decision not to incorporate the existing word misandry...but yeah trans mascs have it rough they are in media everywhere but they still run into tons of problems in their daily lives and oftentimes wind up super depressed and bitter about serious mistreatment they experience at the hands of society. I do believe transwomen have it worse and think we should push back against transmisogynisgic transmascs but we can't erase their suffering or accounts of their suffering, to be real the extremist tone of this reads like a psyop...

There are so many things wrong with everything you've said here, and in the most typically transmisogynistic ways. From fedjacketing a trans woman for speaking about a very popular and widespeard transmisogynistic movement and claiming that is "erasing transmasc suffering", to promoting "misandry" as a legitimate concept, to saying "transwomen" (it's two words, not one. "trans" is an adjective" just like "german woman" or "asian woman." We're just another type of woman, not some woman-like third gender.) You need to stop talking and listen to more trans women.

i AM a trans woman, so a cordial "fuck off" for assuming otherwise. I like roughly half of your posts :) scroll to the beginning of my blog and you hear about my negative experiences with transmascs and nonbinaries. i forget sometimes that in the transfem world if you forget to separate trans and woman they ignore everything you have to say, which imo is very impersonal aggressive and weird. like you didn't even read what i wrote just accused me of not being a trans woman because i criticized something you didn't even write, it was a repost. i mostly separate it now. i am stealth in real life so i don't take it as seriously, a cis person or otherwise tme is just as likely to misgender a trans woman and a transwoman...its language for people who are terminally online but trans woman does sound a bit better.

Thank you, but reminder that I use it/its! <3

it's just really apparent that people think it's okay to want pain but morally abhorrent to want to give it. sorry but the sadist gets to have fun too. it's actually pretty crucial to the process.

Image ID: A screenshot of a tumblr comment that says "yeah, its only abhorrent imo, when the recipient is non consenting, i've" the screenshot cuts off.

Everyone shut the fuck up I just made the most perfect sausage muffin