i'm a river enthusiast

robert: *cheers glass* today is valentine’s day.

mary: yeah...

Here’s one of my dogs very tired and not noticing his flopped ear :)

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damien: before i dated him, I was dating another woman- we both identified as lesbians.

damien: then i came out as trans and consequently realized i’m bisexual.

damien: and now i’m in a gay relationship with dadsona.

damien: so what i’m trying to say is that i have actually been LGBT as a singular person.

mat: whoa... every single acronym? you know what that means?

mat: *gasp* don't you DARE sign-shame me!

dadsona: i'm sorry; my planets are in retrograde!

ernest: the stars aren't real and the earth's flat, you dumb fucks.

hugo: ... excuse me?

dadsona: not in a horny way. more like a cowboy slapping his horses hindquarters to jostle it along.

dadsona: but in this scenario, you are both horse and rider combined into one vaguely stressed and very fast creature.

pablo: fine. *hands phone to ernest* ernest, you got a call.

ernest: this is e-nush. don't smoke bush when i got you the good kush.

lucien:

lucien: ...god dammit, pablo.

lucien: i'm in jail right now and and i'm talking to our drug dealer?

dadsona: frick frack paddy wack, give the dog a bone~ keep it pg for the kids at home~

robert:

dadsona:

brian: well, mary. i'm sure you have at least something inside of you that says other wise. say, a heart for example.

mary: i had my heart surgically removed with my ovaries last july.

brian:

mary:

dadsona: i know who you are...

joseph: oh, really? what am i then? satan?

dadsona: no...

dadsona: nose

joseph: wat.

hugo: Why did you type that, Dadsona?

dadsona: i just typed nose with my nose lol

robert: penis

joseph: did u just

brian: you sound asstroubled.

mat: a little bootybothered if you ask me.

dadsona: someone’s having a tushytantrum.