mary: you know what today is?
robert: *cheers glass* today is valentine’s day.
mary: yeah...
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mary: you know what today is?
robert: *cheers glass* today is valentine’s day.
mary: yeah...
background music: 🎶 i love bad bitches that’s my fucking problem. 🎶

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Idk if you still want these but
Here’s one of my dogs very tired and not noticing his flopped ear :)
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Another precious pooch. Beautiful!
hello, do you happen to know what happened to textsfromtitanfood? im looking for an ao3 fic they wrote, and im wondering why they deleted everything
Honestly I don’t know. I don’t really know much about them beyond being a follower of them here.
damien: so... dadsona came out as trans last night and i realized something...
damien: before i dated him, I was dating another woman- we both identified as lesbians.
damien: then i came out as trans and consequently realized i’m bisexual.
damien: and now i’m in a gay relationship with dadsona.
damien: so what i’m trying to say is that i have actually been LGBT as a singular person.
mat: whoa... every single acronym? you know what that means?
damien: i have ascended and reached gay nirvana...
dadsona: i want to believe you're a libra but you're acting like a f*cking gemini right now!
mat: *gasp* don't you DARE sign-shame me!
dadsona: i'm sorry; my planets are in retrograde!
ernest: the stars aren't real and the earth's flat, you dumb fucks.
dadsona, mat: *chuckles* oh, leos...

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dadsona: you ever go "fuck it" and slap your own ass?
hugo: ... excuse me?
dadsona: not in a horny way. more like a cowboy slapping his horses hindquarters to jostle it along.
dadsona: but in this scenario, you are both horse and rider combined into one vaguely stressed and very fast creature.
robert: yeah, but in a horny way.
lucien: *on the phone with pablo* ... just... get me on the phone with someone that can help me get out of jail, okay? i need to get out before my dad realizes i'm not home.
pablo: fine. *hands phone to ernest* ernest, you got a call.
ernest: this is e-nush. don't smoke bush when i got you the good kush.
lucien:
lucien: ...god dammit, pablo.
lucien: i'm in jail right now and and i'm talking to our drug dealer?
ernest: hey! i'm not just a weed dealer, okay? that's just my side hustle. my main squeeze is musical.ly.
robert: what the f-
dadsona: frick frack paddy wack, give the dog a bone~ keep it pg for the kids at home~
robert:
dadsona:
mat: wait, why is that a bop? hold on–
mary: i didn't get to where i am now by being a good person.
brian: well, mary. i'm sure you have at least something inside of you that says other wise. say, a heart for example.
mary: i had my heart surgically removed with my ovaries last july.
brian:
mary:
mary: *cracks neck*
robert: if we do this, we've got a success. i'll bet my reputation on it!
mary: sorry, rob. there's a five dollar minimum.

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*some more cult stuff*
dadsona: i know who you are...
joseph: oh, really? what am i then? satan?
dadsona: no...
dadsona: you're the guy who runs into the 7-11 to get satan a pack of cigarettes.
robert: hey, i can cook.
mat: offering people gum is not cooking.
ernest: the more money i make, the faker they got.
lucien: ernest, we make 7.75 at jimmy johns.
*dadbook fun chat time*
dadsona: nose
joseph: wat.
hugo: Why did you type that, Dadsona?
dadsona: i just typed nose with my nose lol
robert: penis
joseph: did u just
hugo: *leaves groupchat*
hugo: okay, let’s stop using the term ‘butthurt’- we’re not twelve anymore.
brian: you sound asstroubled.
mat: a little bootybothered if you ask me.
dadsona: someone’s having a tushytantrum.
hugo: NONE OF THOSE ARE ACTUAL WORDS.

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Haven’t posted music in a while but I like how calming this song is.
... does anyone know what’s going on right now with Tumblr? I’ve been on hiatus for a while so I’m just curious as to what I missed.