everyone needs to have an oc that would've hit hard when they were like 13. im talking tortured in a lab, elfen lied type shit. its good for the soul

@snozzberries96 @awkwardsocialfailure @ambientradiation

Its mr coheed and cambria

imo the state monitoring your private messages is basically on the same level as opening and reading physical mail or perhaps breaking into your house to install bugs and cameras

watching jerma's old stardew valley vids from ten years ago for the first time. this poor guy had like 5 cabbages planted and like 8 string beans on his entire farm. and a meteor hit his farm and obliterated half of his string beans. he attempted to break the meteor with a cherry bomb which only served to destroy 3 of the 4 remaining string beans. he destroyed the remaining string bean in a fit of rage

the bad thing about having unhealthy habits due to mental illness, is when you DO do something healthy style you can't brag about about it because then people will then know you've been doing it yucky style all along. Like you can't brag you changed your sheets or brushed your teeth because then ppl will be like oh did you not brush your teeth regularly before? Thats yucky disgusting! So you just gotta keep it to yourself. And be proud alone, I suppose.

Heads up; If you haven't changed your sheets or brushed your teeth or showered or done laundry in a while, and you have now and you're proud of it, I am proud of you 💜

Never theonk agian

Scientists didn’t know. It should be “Scientists just found out”

I....I want clothes made out of those colors. They don't hurt my brain!

Orgasm denial scenario in which it gradually becomes apparent that the dom has forgotten what criteria they set for being allowed to cum and is trying to stall for time.

USA football quarterback in a post-game press conference, "Yeah, everyone played a real good game, but we really wanted the win. I just want to thank my team, because god was not on our side. For real, those other guys always have god on their side, I think he favors their city. But our defensive line was on top of it. I guess we just wanted it more, like more than god did. He really wanted them to win, but we just gave it our best. You gotta be at the top of your game to beat god. I'd like to give thanks to my mom."

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.