entertain me entertain me

tonight we smoke music

*the sound of creaking plastic ball joints behind you*

who’s THERE?!?!

@miscellaneous-marios

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday

the mercedes clr incident at le mans is one of the only racing crashes i feel comfortable laughing at because a) nobody was seriously injured and b) it is a little funny that mercedes watched their car do That and were like "okay. uh. you know what we're just never doing le mans ever again"

why is kirby facing away from us

was it something i said

i open twitter. people are complaining about the word audiophile because they dont want to fuck the music. i open tumblr. people are happy about the word cinephile because they want to fuck the movies

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.