entertain me entertain me

tonight we smoke music

why is kirby facing away from us

was it something i said

i open twitter. people are complaining about the word audiophile because they dont want to fuck the music. i open tumblr. people are happy about the word cinephile because they want to fuck the movies

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

its called Freeway Park and while it is one of the most interesting single examples of Brutalism in the united states and im proud of it, it is so poorly designed in terms of public safety that it has been renovated twice(?) but continues to be geographically troubling, as its design has facilitated a lot of murders over the years. it was the subject of a funny but gruesome article in the STranger in 2002 called Topography of Terror. the city doesnt keep official tally of how many murders or assaults have happened IN the park but two men in their 30s were stabbed nonfatally during a robbery there earlier this year, for example.

Suspect that building mazes is perhaps not conducive to public safety, outside of minotaur isolation scenarios.

Not all mazes are created equal. Consider corn mazes, for instance. They are terrible at isolating minotaurs.

Unrestrained summer fun

* crazy tire-screeching noises*