entertain me entertain me

tonight we smoke music

driving my chevy to the levee today

what the fuck

anyway. last night I had a dream that my local lesbian bar was hosting a “motionless dance party”. it was sort of like the inverse of a silent disco—the music is playing out loud but you’re doing all the dancing inside your own head. it was really successful like a lot of lesbians showed up to stand perfectly still in a room together and imagine what dancing would be like.

every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it

this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives

do you want custody of the post

I just wanna hang out

I cant come to your birthday there's a big ass skullll flying araound

Motion Picture Association of America.

Entertainment Software Rating Board

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor