fucked up boy fetish

Jesus Christ! You need to collect 10 of me for your stupid fucking quest! Lol

People of america, when I took office with the mandate to kidnap every gamer neet from their home and force them to dig water retention berms in the desert many said we were crazy. "They'll all die of heatstroke," "their weak bones will snap after an honest days work," "their pallid skin will melt in the sun." Well I stand here today to admit you were all right, my bad.

prrrow. mrrrr

fucking smacks you with my fat as fuck paws

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

meowing despondently

meowing despondently