fucked up boy fetish

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

the world's first ethical yandere has died of a broken heart

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

A horse's biggest purpose in life is to make you think they died

KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS

my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger

the best characters are Mafia Goon, Cyberpunk Hacker, Castle Guard, Sewer Rat, 16th Century Peasant, and Alien Poorly Pretending to be Human

OP we desperately need examples