hardcore Hufflepuff

that video of somebody putting makeup on an egg and somehow making that egg looks exactly like 89% of instagram just explains makeup culture more thoroughly than anyone on here ever could

Jame Charles, looking fresh to death as always

the dread wolf rises

Why is it that from 12 am to 4 am water enters a state where it is so much better in every way

Because you are tired your higher brain functions shut down, leaving only your ancient fish brain. It likes the splash

Cam confirm I had two glasses of water in one sitting and it was the shit

you have pleased your brain fish

Hey @biggest-gaudiest-fish , heres your reminder

Hehe splish splash

day 2: no

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here’s a tip: don’t yell at me

Correction: instead of “shane” it should say “garrett”

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

Are you telling me there are people out there who have their beds just floating in the middle of their rooms like animals?

These are the people who turn out to be criminals

cats don’t understand what it means when you give them kisses ):

Good boy

The goodest of boys

not to Discourse but I’m a cis man and my partner is an afab enby and if you call us a “straight couple” I will personally come to your house tie you to a chair and make you listen to a podcast about gender identity on endless repeat

this is specifically @ the people who saw us at pride together and saw them wearing a “THEY/THEM” button and still referred to them as my “girlfriend” you’re all cancelled thanks

I mean while we’re at it let’s not overlook the fact that dating an enby is not very straight of OP, yet people are still lining the fuck up to pretend he’s some sort of invader.

no offense to myself but why tf did I form an emotional attachment with dnp 

full offense to myself because why the fuck did i do that, i should’ve been more clever

hi an age gap of 25-30 is NOT the same as an age gap of 15-20 thank u for coming to my ted talk

THE BEST VERSION OF THIS POST HONESTLY. 

Brooo i thought it was bc of like the fucking colour

well that was educational