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kaylmao

just molted for the first time ama

evil-sludge

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

kaylmao

ok no more questions

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victusinveritas

It's almost like something happened in 2020-now that is causing these problems.

mtfoss

Sure everything is twice as expensive as 3 years ago but at least we also didn't beat covid

queercanelady

how it is apparently

luckyladylily

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

jackhawksmoor

dammit, I can't find it now but there was a gif floating around years ago with an anime girl running, with absolutely peak ridiculous anime boob physics, literally one boob going up while the other was going down...and then she reaches in her shirt and pulls out a couple of cannonball bombs, suprise those weren't her boobs. It was a great visual joke but I can't find it anywhere

luckyladylily

That is from Samurai Champloo, and is one of the all time great anime boob jokes. Good taste.

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istillwishforyouateleveneleven

web weave finds that made me want to claw my eyes out

scarlettaagni

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

pnglove

Reblog so a swarm of tumblr crabs can crawl across oomfs’ dashboards

grayghostofthenorth

Borzoi White Mohair with zipper (box for pajamas), glass eyes

earhartsease

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In my humble opinion the best way for trump to die would be to be assassinated (ideally during his speech on the 4th) by Gritty. The orange monster America deserves obliterating the orange tumour it's been afflicted with. Gritty would of course then become king, as is right and proper

#gritty #just... someone take out the obscene orange fuck #america you are the land of shooting people #get your shit together

mini-wrants

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

crowtrobotx

#at this point I don't care how the cunt dies #I just need him to die #but god it would be funny if this was it

dizzyhslightlyvoided

"Men Aren't Better Than Women: Both Genders Are Inferior To Me" is a 1991 book by Dr. Ivo Robotnik (better known for other work). Though its primary purpose is clearly to stroke the author's own ego, it is generally regarded as a comprehensive, well-constructed, and accessible work of contemporary feminist theory, and is still commonly-cited to this day.

Most of the critical complaints have been about the tone; in a review from 2005, Professor Victoria of Spagonia University said, "The constant self-aggrandizement undercuts the idea that its subject ought to be taken seriously. Also, wasn't the 'feminist' line from the Sonic Heroes manual a mistranslation of 'womanizer'?"

In 2026, Dr. Robotnik released a new edition updated for the preceding 35 years of developments in feminism, with the subtitle changed from "Both Genders" to "All Genders."

littlestpersimmon

The Stellagrapher

homunculus-argument

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

luckyletd0wn

supid

homunculus-argument

supid.

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pptiny

me when i'm overstimulated

missandryifyourenasty

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

notogdenjesse

This is one my favourite things the internet has ever made.

missandryifyourenasty

!!!!!!

bioluminescently-unfolding

This remains one of the great art objects of modern times and nobody will convince me otherwise.

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