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the thing about "people have talked about it you're just 21" is that it's not really "young people are stupid" it's more "if you come into an academic discussion you should know what people have said on the matter lest you talk out your ass"

Research is the PPE that prevents you from taking sick burns during a flame war.

fuck, man, the fog's been trying to contact me all day. I just turned my phone on and it says I've had a bunch of mist calls

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people but maybe i'm built differently

Item: Orb of Gorilla Summoning

genuinely cannot stop repeating My neighbor michael i’ve known for thirty years is purple for some reason