louis never brought up vampire pee cuz then he’d have to mention all the times lestat begged to get peed on

in a way john watson is a fantasy (what if you had this brilliant enigmatic friend and what if he liked you in particular and what if he offered you the excitement of youth and adventures and a way out of boring society life and all without having to actually give up your status as a gentleman so you could have the best of both worlds) and in a way sherlock holmes is a fantasy (what if someone never got tired of you despite your various strange habits and mood swings and instead of simply tolerating you they genuinely liked you and what if you didn’t have to live alone forever and what if you never had to give up doing the things you love) and of course there’s the most fantastical part of it all (what if you could afford london housing prices)

UTENA STOP TRYING TO BECOME A PRINCE THE LAKERS NEED A CENTER

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

the funnest part of reading books is telling people the plot like its hot gossip