i've been thinking

thats me!

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

@eggyevelyn @acrisius-ii

This fucking wordle… every fucking day… can’t fucking ever…

Americans will tell you with a straight face "you should be THANKFUL you live in this GREAT AMERICAN NATION with all of these FREEDOMS instead of a shithole like that one" then point to a developing nation that we destabilized so we can pillige its resources and labor.

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

callie and marie's whole thing is so funny imagine th emost popular band ever is called Human Relatives and their names are Human and Meat and it's always in that order

@coffcore they put her on the tv

callie and marie's whole thing is so funny imagine th emost popular band ever is called Human Relatives and their names are Human and Meat and it's always in that order

The Amazing Digital Lack of Consequences for Banning Trans Women from Existing on this Website

i SWEAR i dont even KNOW why they put whips into dnd. completel useless fucken weapon does nothing. 1d4 damage why would you ever use it except for flavor. make it do anything fucking ANYTHING. increased crit damage or move people. jesus crisps

And the third plate of pasta. Maybe even a fourth one. Like actually.

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

@acrisius-ii @eggyevelyn

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch